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Brooks Nader deep cleavage

Scoop, November 4, 2025 (7:39 pm)November 4, 2025 (9:48 pm) ... 1 comment.

Brooks Nader showing plenty of cleavage and legs while wearing a skimpy and revealing dress to the Swarovski Masters of Light Opening Celebration

… with a guest appearance from her sister.


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There are four party-ready Nader sisters, and of course there is also that ultimate party animal, Uncle Ralph.

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Left to right: Grace Ann Nader, Mary Holland Nader, Brooks Nader and Sarah Jane Nader

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The Swarovski Masters of Light? Is that the ultimate in Swanky Bullshit Events?

Your move, Tiffany.

Dove Cameron as Tim Curry for Halloween

Scoop, November 4, 2025 (7:04 pm) ... no comments.

Kind of an obscure choice, but … kinda sexy.


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Dove Cameron is one of the few people who look more natural in a Halloween costume than in their regular make-up and street clothes. She may be the GOAT of this category, but Anya Taylor-Joy is also in the running.

Madeline Argy see-thru

Scoop, November 4, 2025 (6:55 pm) ... no comments.

Madeline Argy wearing a see-through lace dress to the 2025 LACMA Art & Film Gala in Los Angeles.

If you didn’t recognize her, join the club. The interwebs says she is a TikTok influencer and podcaster from the UK. It’s a new world out there.


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Heidi Klum is really into Halloween

Scoop, November 4, 2025 (6:33 pm) ... no comments.

She’s the Halloween Queen. Nobody else is even close.


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Ilona Staller (Cicciolina) naked in Skin Deep (1979)

Scoop, November 4, 2025 (6:08 pm)November 5, 2025 (7:24 pm) ... 7 comments.

From the comments:

Cicciolina (Ilona Staller) was in a Italian movie called “SKIN DEEP” aka “Senza Buccia” 1979. Very rare film, NOT a porn film, more of a sex comedy drama film! Ilona never wears clothes in the film, and never looked better! Very watchable film!

Ah, the 70s!

The basic premise:

Some vacationers rescue two Norwegians whose boat is no longer seaworthy. While the Norwegian man works to repair his craft, the woman (Cicciolina) frolics with the vacationers, disrupting their lives.

This was from Ilona’s early career, before she went with the Groucho eyebrows. She went full Beart (naked in the entire film), except for a brief night out on the town, when she wore a robe.

The captures are not very good because the DVD is substandard, but the film clips are entertaining.


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From the comments:

With Lilli Carati, Taida Urruzola and Olga Karlatos

A worthy addition:

Lilli Carati – Senza Buccia – Skin Deep (1979)

Darth Cheney has joined the Death Star

Scoop, November 4, 2025 (12:48 pm)November 4, 2025 (12:52 pm) ... 11 comments.

It is customary not to speak ill of the recently deceased, but there are always exceptions.

It’s always a memento mori when a noteworthy life comes to an end. For better or worse, he played a major role in our lives.

Trump throws a Gatsby Party

Scoop, November 4, 2025 (8:43 am)November 4, 2025 (9:45 pm) ... 8 comments.

The theme was “a little party never killed nobody”

“A Little Party Never Killed Nobody” is a 2013 song recorded by Fergie, Q-Tip and GoonRock for the soundtrack to the Baz Luhrmann version of The Great Gatsby.

That quote, like Baz Luhrmann, seemed to miss the whole point of the novel, in which the American Dream proved to be a nightmare, and a little party killed three people, including the Great One himself.

Gatsby himself never cared for his superficial soirees where “in his blue gardens men and girls came and went like moths among the whisperings and the champagne and the stars.” He was not truly a vainglorious man. He just did it to impress a chick. (In case you haven’t read the story, I did not make that up.)

The narrator’s last words to Gatsby were “They (the rich party set) are a rotten crowd. You’re worth the whole damn bunch put together.”

Jimmy Kimmel called Trump The Great Fatsby, but the rotund orange fellow is not like Gatsby at all. He does resemble Gatsby’s romantic rival, Tom Buchanan, a rich businessman who says “If we don’t look out the white race will be – will be utterly submerged.”


By the way, that F. Scott guy could write a bit. Hemingway found Fitzgerald to be a bit of a superficial twit who wrote for approval rather than to get at truth, but even ol’ Papa himself envied Scott Fitzgerald’s ability to create effortless, lyrical prose, which he called Fitzgerald’s “golden, wasted talent.” The final paragraphs of Gatsby are some of the best writing in the history of American literature, not fancy and flowery and empty like Thomas Wolfe’s lyrical passages, but eloquent and to the point, like Churchill’s.

Most of the big shore places were closed now and there were hardly any lights except the shadowy, moving glow of a ferryboat across the Sound. And as the moon rose higher the inessential houses began to melt away until gradually I became aware of the old island here that flowered once for Dutch sailors’ eyes—a fresh, green breast of the new world. Its vanished trees, the trees that had made way for Gatsby’s house, had once pandered in whispers to the last and greatest of all human dreams; for a transitory enchanted moment man must have held his breath in the presence of this continent, compelled into an æsthetic contemplation he neither understood nor desired, face to face for the last time in history with something commensurate to his capacity for wonder.

And as I sat there, brooding on the old unknown world, I thought of Gatsby’s wonder when he first picked out the green light at the end of Daisy’s dock. He had come a long way to this blue lawn and his dream must have seemed so close that he could hardly fail to grasp it. He did not know that it was already behind him, somewhere back in that vast obscurity beyond the city, where the dark fields of the republic rolled on under the night.

Gatsby believed in the green light, the orgastic future that year by year recedes before us. It eluded us then, but that’s no matter—tomorrow we will run faster, stretch out our arms farther. . . . And one fine morning——

So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

Lily Allen – areolas and underboob at a swanky bullshit event

Scoop, November 4, 2025 (8:10 am)November 4, 2025 (8:14 am) ... 4 comments.

Lily Allen at the 2025 CFDA Awards in New York, Nov 3

The C and D in CFDA stand for Chichi Dookey – just fashion’s way of saying swanky bullshit.


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Salma’s still got it

Scoop, November 3, 2025 (7:34 pm) ... 1 comment.

Salma Hayek showing off her big boobs in a nice green dress at the 2025 LACMA Art & Film Gala

Nudity from Lydia Peckham and Jelena Gavrilovic in the first two episodes of Robin Hood

Scoop, November 3, 2025 (5:52 pm)November 9, 2025 (4:26 pm) ... 2 comments.

UPDATE: Much better nudity in episode 3!

Rob, a Saxon outlaw, and Marian, a Norman noblewoman, unite to fight injustice after the Norman conquest; he leads a rebel band while she infiltrates the corrupt court, both striving for justice and peace.

I watched the first two episodes in their entirety, and that alone tells you it’s pretty good, because I don’t have a lot of spare time.

They spent a lot of money and effort to recreate a castle and village, circa 1188 A.D., and the future episodes will include recreations of London as well. The production values are matched by a collection of top character actors. Sure, the story is familiar, but I’m a sucker for anything about Robin Hood, King Arthur or Don Quixote. I naively like to believe that some people fight for honor and right, will stand against power, and care about their fellow man. That belief is especially important in these days when the moral arc of the universe seems to be taking a detour away from justice.

I don’t hold out much hope for good nudity because Lydia Peckham’s character is supposed to be uncontrollably promiscuous, and she has some spirited sex scenes, but they are edited to minimize her exposure.

Jelena Gavrilovic (and others in the video) in episode 1

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Lydia Peckham in episode 1

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Lydia Peckham in episode 2

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Jelena Gavrilovic in episode 2

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