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Lola-Maria Forgeau’s graphic nudity in Ils voulaient passer la rivière (2021)

Scoop, October 29, 2025 (2:25 pm) ... 3 comments.

French short. AKA They Were to Cross the River; AKA They Wanted to Cross the River.

Once upon a time, a girl and her brother fled their past to live their love freely. To do so, they had to go beyond the river.

This gynecological image is perhaps a little too salty for a thumbnail on the front page.

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The Top 11 Inventions That Have Become Obsolete in the Last 50 Years

Scoop, October 29, 2025 (2:17 pm)October 29, 2025 (8:36 am) ... 18 comments.

Not mentioned on the list: personal tape recorders, hand calculators. In my lifetime, first they didn’t exist as consumer products, then they were important, then they were obsolete.

Many inventions have not only become obsolete, but their non-existence has made many old TV shows and movies incomprehensible to kids today.

In old shows:

People are unable to communicate with the police or sources of rescue. People frequently need to knock on somebody’s door to use a phone. People need to find a pay phone. Photographs need to be developed. People need elaborate ruses and/or bulky devices to record conversations. People communicate through messages in the newspaper. Teachers can’t be fact-checked in real time. Teens have to steal Playboys from their dads, because it is impossible for kids to see naked bodies. Tanks cannot be defeated by silly-looking devices no larger than a medium-sized bird.

It wasn’t just inventions:

  • There were nine Radio Shacks in 1960, and there are six Radio Shacks today.   In between those years, there were as many as 8,000.
  • There were no giant toy stores; then they were in every city, then they disappeared. Toys R Us once had more than 1000 stores and 25% of the toy market. Walmart took over as the top toy retailer when Toys R Us failed, but that’s temporary. Barring a miracle, the long-term winner will be Amazon.
  • Kodak was a massive company. At its peak, Kodak had 145,000 employees. Today, there are 4,000. Rochester was basically a company town, with more than 60,000 Kodak jobs.
  • Book Stores? Their ranks diminished for twenty years, but surprisingly, Barnes & Noble is making a comeback. Can that last? I love book stores, but now buy 100% of my books on Amazon.

First PCs, then the internet, then the hand-held phone/camera/computer, then sophisticated drones, have totally transformed our lives.

Usually for the better, but not always.

Toni Storm – xxx material

Scoop, October 28, 2025 (10:08 pm) ... 3 comments.

Famous WWE diva and world champion Toni Storm in some leaked nude pics from the past + a blowjob and a masturbation video that came out recently (these leaked stuff seem to be much older and lo-res , but still good)

“Sydney Sweeney With New Haircut but Familiar Cleavage at Christy Premiere!”

Scoop, October 28, 2025 (10:05 pm) ... 1 comment.

Sydney Sweeney showing off her new shorter hairstyle but same ol’ amazing cleavage at the premiere of Christy at AFI Fest in Los Angeles!

Kristen Bell braless

Scoop, October 28, 2025 (9:57 pm)October 28, 2025 (10:20 pm) ... no comments.

Kristen Bell showing plenty of cleavage and nipple pokies in a sexy red dress at the season 2 premiere of Nobody Wants This in Los Angeles!

Megan the Stallion shows off that massive boo-tay

Scoop, October 28, 2025 (9:54 pm) ... no comments.

Sexy new music video by Megan Thee Stallion for her song Lover Girl! Its in your best interest to watch it because she is shaking her ass among other things.

She also released a bunch of sexy photos in a wet and revealing dress which is barely hanging on her curvy body!

Phun is reporting that there are leaks of Allegra Carpenter

Scoop, October 28, 2025 (8:20 pm)October 28, 2025 (10:06 pm) ... 8 comments.

The articles are here, if you’re curious.

Trump 2028 – legally and constitutionally

Scoop, October 28, 2025 (7:23 am)October 28, 2025 (7:54 am) ... 68 comments.

I think there is one completely constitutional way Trump could serve more terms.

It’s not the Vice-President loophole, because that seems to be closed by the 22hd Amendment, which limits who can be elected, and the 12th Amendment, which implies that anybody ineligible to run for President is automatically ineligible to run for Vice-President.

However …

The 22nd Amendment only limits being elected President. One can become President without running for the office (or running for the Vice-Presidency as a President in waiting). In fact, one can become President without running for anything at all, not even Congress.

Here’s how:

If the President and Vice-President can’t continue for some reason, the Speaker of the House becomes President. But the Speaker is not constitutionally required to be a member of the House. Traditionally, the House has elected one of its own as Speaker, but in fact they can elect almost anyone. The Constitution does say there are requirements to serve in the House, and being Speaker would constitute service, so the Speaker would have to be at least 25 years old and a citizen for at least seven years. That’s the only limitation. The House may choose Britney Spears or Mark David Chapman – or Donald Trump.

That means if two loyal Trump lickspittles are elected President and Vice-President, let’s say Don Jr and Eric, with the slogan “a vote for me is a vote for dad,” and if Republicans can hold the House, then the House can choose Trump as Speaker, the kids can resign, and Trump would legally and constitutionally be President again.

If the House turns blue, then Don Jr. is President (cough, wink-wink) but we all know who’s really in charge.

Mariann Szalay naked in a 1996 Hungarian movie.

Scoop, October 28, 2025 (4:44 am)October 28, 2025 (8:43 pm) ... 1 comment.

Thanks to the commenter named george, who reported:

Just a tip, in the 1996 Hungarian movie Csajok, Mariann Szalay is nude at 44 minutes. The quality is VHS, but a quick Google search did not show the clip anywhere else, so it may be a rarity:

The craziest World Series game ever

Scoop, October 28, 2025 (4:35 am)October 29, 2025 (3:32 pm) ... 3 comments.

ESPN said it eloquently:

For 6 hours and 39 minutes, Game 3 of the World Series played out like a fantastical dreamscape of baseball, filled with tension and drama and madness, with happenings the game had never seen before and won’t ever see again.

The Dodgers won in 18 innings on Freddie Freeman’s walk-off homer – and that’s the sensible part! Here’s the craziness:

Little-used reliever Will Klein got the win. He pitched four innings of one-hit ball after having pitched only 15 innings all year. He was probably either going to win it or lose it, because the Dodgers were out of pitchers, except for Ohtani and Yamamoto, who had pitched a complete game two days earlier. Talk about an unlikely hero! Klein’s lifetime ERA is 5.16 in the majors, and was 5.33 in the minors and 4.86 in college.

Yamamoto’s earlier complete game didn’t seem that important at the time, but looking back on it, it was good that he gave the bullpen a rest.

Everyone has run out of superlatives to describe Shohei Ohtani. He reached base nine times. In his first four at bats, he had two homers, a ground rule double and a boring old regular double that somehow stayed in the park. The Jays finally got tired of that crap, and just walked him in all of his subsequent five at bats, the first four times intentionally, with the last time not intentional in theory. (Wink, wink! It took only four pitches, all well out of the zone.) Ohtani is just the second player in Major League history with four extra-base hits in a World Series game, and the first since 1906. He is the first player to reach base nine times in a post-season game, breaking the previous record of seven. No man had reached base nine times in any game, regular or post-season, in the integration era. Even Danny “Suits” Sparrow has to be looking down with envy at that game. 1

I don’t know how many people made it to the end at the watch parties in Toronto, where the game stretched nearly to three in the morning.

By the end of the game, the Jays had replaced four starters for pinch runners, and those pinch runners basically had to stay in to play the equivalent length of a regular game. In essence, the Jays had to play the extra innings without their best hitters not named Vladimir. The four guys who stayed in the game after pinch-running went a combined 1-for-14 (.071), while the four players consigned to the bench had gone 6-for-15 (.400).


Footnote 1: Of course, Danny “Suits” Sparrow never got nine plate appearances in a game because an intentional walk couldn’t keep him from scoring. If you walked him intentionally, he would just steal the next three bases, thus ending the game in his first at bat in extra innings. The only defense against him was to walk the batters in front of him to clog up the bases. And even that didn’t work if there were no outs, because the two guys in front of him would take the rare “intentional caught stealing” so Danny had a clear path.

There’s a cute story behind that strategy. When I was living in Norway, my dad and my youngest son spent one summer with me. They were always looking for fun ways to pass the time when I was at work, so I re-wrote the software for the APBA computer baseball game to add Danny “Suits” Sparrow as a player, basically making him capable of a homer every at bat. When my son and my dad drafted their teams, my son got the first pick, naturally drafting Grandpa Danny. My dad therefore had to figure out how to defend against the one opponent he could not defeat – himself, as pictured in his own stories. Talk about karma! The intentional walk didn’t work since Suits would steal the next three bases, so he had to devise the double intentional walk to clog the basepaths in front of Suits. My son then countered with the intentional caught stealing with one or no outs, forcing my dad to counter with the triple intentional walk when there was already one out. It worked like a chess game, because my dad had to figure out when to start walking batters. As I noted above, there was no defense if there were no outs, because the double intentional caught stealing would leave Suits free to steal all the bases and score.

Mind you, they were playing a game with all-time greats, so the situation with one out would occasionally force my dad to walk three guys so he could take his chances pitching to 1941 Ted Williams with the bases full!

I don’t remember exactly how many of those computer games my dad won that summer, but it wasn’t many. His record was something like 3 wins and 159 losses. Every once in a while somebody like Lefty Grove would give up only the four runs created by Suits, and dad’s team would score enough to win. (And Suits did get caught stealing occasionally in the computer game. Even the highest steal rating in the APBA game didn’t assure 100% success,and I couldn’t figure out how to override that with a hack.)

In the final stats, Suits did not end up with a homer in every official at bat. APBA had a quirky thing built into the software where, in certain base situations, certain pitchers could reduce a homer to a double. By a complete coincidence, the final stats almost perfectly duplicated one of his stories, where he claimed to finish a season with 650 walks, 47 homers and a ground-rule double. (Needless to say, the home fans in Philly booed him and threw things on the field when he hit the double, but he calmed down the crowd by agreeing to take a pay cut.)

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