Uncle Scoopy's world-weary musings about naked celebrities, sports, humor and other important, manly things.
She is now Millie Bonnie (her birth name)
or Millie Bonnie Bongiovi (her legal married name)
“Just drop the Brown. Drop the Bobby,” she said in an interview. “It’s just Millie Bonnie Bongiovi.”
“Millie Bon Bon,” she added.
I knew there had to be somebody less interesting than Julia Fox, but I had forgotten about Ms. Bon Bon.
This is an offbeat horror film that Hollywood Reporter called a “surreal phantasmagoria.” That was their polite way of saying “some really fucked-up shit.” You can get the general idea from the film clip below.
IMDb: 5.1
Metacritic: 38/100
Tomato Meter: 30%
Popcorn Meter: 57%
A young athlete descends into a world of terror when he’s invited to train with a legendary champion whose charisma curdles into something darker.
Julia has been naked before, but I can’t think of many women I am less interested in.
… maybe Bella Thorne.
More Kari-mania from Johnny Moronic.
A psychology professor hires Lila to do tests, as she’s hypersensitive in seeing into the past. She sees his old student and lover, who was murdered.
The role of said psyche prof is essayed by none other than the ubiquitous Eric Roberts. The eminent Mr. Roberts now has 95 films “upcoming” on IMDb. Nobody can accuse him of lacking energy.
With different lighting, this sex scene with Kari and Professor Roberts could have been an all-time great.
Johnny’s film clips and raw HD captures can be found here
Erotic dramedy
A married couple hold their boss hostage in their apartment and force him to watch their sex escapades to rejuvenate their failing marriage.
Collages and clips from Johnny Moronic
Johnny’s film clips are here
