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Mckenna Grace at the LA premiere of “Five Nights at Freddy’s 2”

Scoop, December 3, 2025 (2:41 pm) ... 2 comments.

Mckenna is high on many men’s nudity wish list. So far – not close.


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Sydney Sweeney at the NY premiere of “The Housemaid”

Scoop, December 3, 2025 (2:35 pm) ... 2 comments.


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Susan Blakely – naked, legs open in Capone (1975)

Scoop, December 3, 2025 (1:56 pm)December 3, 2025 (4:30 pm) ... 9 comments.

The life of the famous gangster – Roger Corman style! Promotional catchphrase: “The man who made the Twenties roar”

Though the film purports to be biographical, it is not. For example:

— Susan Blakely’s Iris Crawford is a fictional character.

— Frank Nitti (played by a pre-Rocky Sylvester Stallone) speaks at Capone’s funeral, a pretty neat trick, since he had been dead for four years.

Legendary nudity! Susan Blakely didn’t do many nude performances in her career, but she absolutely committed to this one.


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Ellen Greene naked in Beatrix Is Invisible (2025 short)

Scoop, December 3, 2025 (4:39 am)December 3, 2025 (1:01 pm) ... 6 comments.

When Beatrix (Ellen Greene) finds herself feeling disconnected and insignificant she is called to step far out of her comfort zone to sense her place in the world again.

This isn’t one of the best nude scenes of 2025, but it is certainly one of the most surprising. Ellen Greene is not somebody I have been expecting nudity from, or somebody I have been wanting to see nudity from. She isn’t even someone I have thought about at all in the past twenty years or so. If you had asked me last week, “Ellen Greene, dead or alive?” I would have had to answer with a coin flip. Ellen Greene naked at 74? Hell, she didn’t even get this naked when she was young! This is her first true nudity in almost 50 years.

She nearly went went Full Tandy!


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The film clip is below, with her other videos



Her nude history, such as it is:

1976 – Next Stop, Greenwich Village, filmed when she was 25, was her only real nudity.


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There is slightly more nudity visible in the full-frame version, which is only available on VHS. (Consider the very center square below.) Both the VHS version and the widescreen Blu-Ray version are available in the video link below.


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1986 – Little Shop of Horrors formed a large chunk of her career. She originated the role of Audrey on the New York stage in 1982, then was in the original London cast in 1983, then re-created her performance for the film in 1986, when she was 35. There is no real nudity, but one areola is visible in a few frames.


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1989 – Glory! Glory! was an HBO film with plenty of sex scenes, but they uncharacteristically kept the nudity to a minimum. There may be a visible nipple here and there.


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2001 – Alex in Wonder (aka Sex and the Girl) offered only some side-boob and a hint of plumber’s crack. By this time, she was 50 years old and was playing the mother of the lead character.


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All of the videos are here

Badass tombstones

Scoop, December 3, 2025 (1:12 am)December 3, 2025 (4:44 am) ... no comments.

A note, related to the list:

The famous quote “On the whole I would rather be living in Philadelphia” is widely associated with W.C. Fields, but contrary to urban legend, his tombstone doesn’t say that. His grave marker contains nothing but his name and his birth/death years.

Hope Marie Carlton, Eva La Rue and others naked in Ghoulies Go to College (1990)

Scoop, December 3, 2025 (12:37 am) ... no comments.

Talk about your immortal cinema classics!

A college teacher brings the little creatures back to his campus, where they proceed to terrorize the faculty and students.

How did Kevin McCarthy get roped into this? He must have had some overdue bills to pay.

Paulina Hobratschk naked in a new episode of Tage Die Es Nicht Gab (s2e7)

Scoop, December 2, 2025 (11:11 pm) ... no comments.

German mystery/drama series. The title means something like “the days that never were” or “the days that didn’t happen.”

The solidarity of four brides is put to the test. The suicide turns out to be a murder, reveals old secrets and pushes the four brides to the limit.

Season two:

It seems as if the four friends Christiane, Doris, Inès, and Miriam have quietly settled into their lives and relationships beneath a veil of unspoken words. But when Emily Wagenthein arrives at the Sophianum as a new student and lifts this veil, it becomes clear: still waters run deep. Life could be so peaceful in tranquil Zollberg, if it weren’t for this dead body. The experienced detective duo Leodolter and Grünberger are once again asking a lot of questions. However, they receive few answers, because the four friends remain steadfastly loyal to one another. And all the more so since each of them had a motive for murder…


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Malina Weissman snuck some nipple-peeks onto Facebook

Scoop, December 2, 2025 (10:46 pm) ... no comments.


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(Malina is a really cute 22-year-old actress/model with some serious Peter Gallagher eyebrows.)

Mandy Moore’s Pubes at the 2025 CFDA Awards!

Scoop, December 2, 2025 (10:28 pm)December 2, 2025 (10:40 pm) ... 2 comments.

My eyes would never have spotted this. Mr. Nip-Slip He must have viewed these pics with a magnifying glass, and even then he must have eyes like a hawk.

For example:


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I wonder if a hawk’s eyes are really that good. I saw one swoop down on my dog, and that bird got pretty close before he realized Snowy was too large to be prey.

I am pretty ornery and am not known for patience with god’s creatures. I don’t carry a gun, and I was kinda scared, but I was near my golf clubs, and was poised with my driver to knock that bird to kingdom come if he made a second pass. And if he was wounded, he would not have liked dealing with Snowy. She was also quite ornery. She was a rescue who got a deceptively cute name from my daughter, and she was gentle with our family, but that white dog hated everyone and everything else. She was known to drive monstrous German Shepherds away in fear of her sheer aggression. She once outran some retired greyhounds and attacked two of them when I unwisely let her off her leash in a dog park, thinking the greyhounds would be safe. She once used her blinding speed to tear apart a pair of geese who were merely trying to protect their eggs. And geese are rough customers; I wouldn’t choose to tangle with one, let alone two. We always love our family dogs, but boy, was that dog a handful! I couldn’t leave her unsupervised for a minute, not even when she was sleeping.

That dog lived to 17, and when she passed, I got myself a nice, sweet, docile Golden Retriever.

Dogs can be as different as night and day. If I was walking with Snowy in the woods and she saw a giant buck, she would immediately charge him to attack. When Max the retriever saw one, he would hide behind my legs! My life with him was so much more relaxing.

Anyway, the story has a boring ending. The hawk did not return.

And I doubt that he could have picked out Mandy Moore’s pubes.

Lily Allen Partying in a Sheer Dress!

Scoop, December 2, 2025 (9:22 pm) ... 3 comments.

Social media pictures and a video of Lily Allen partying in a sheer lace dress! Looks like a Halloween party.

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