Contrary to the headline, some of them look so painful that there are no laughs to be had.
A tribute to the legendary TV show Colpo Grosso
Colpo Grosso was an Italian late-night game show that ran from 1987 to 1992 (5 seasons, ~1,000 episodes) and caused huge controversy . Models and dancers doing striptease every night on your TV set was a huge deal back then (remember there was no internet and if someone wanted to see nude/porn had to pay and buy a magazine or videotape in person)
This groundbraking show inspired lots of other TV shows in many different European countries (most notorious replica was German show “Tutti Frutti“) .
We made a huge tribute to that show with almost all nude clips (hot 80s babes stripping and dancing). Probably just for hardcore collectors like myself but it would be shame not to preserve this historic show
Delfina Chaves – brief exposure in the first episode of Maxima
Máxima is a Dutch biographical television series developed by Videoland and based on a 2022 novel, “Patria, los primeros años de Máxima Zorreguieta,” by author Marcia Luyten. The series revolves around the early life of Queen Máxima of the Netherlands and the beginnings of her relationship with Crown Prince Willem-Alexander.
TRIVIA: It took place on locations in the United States, Spain, Belgium and the Netherlands. The Buenos Aires sequences were filmed in Madrid.
Another sex scene edited to minimize nudity.
Samantha Allsop naked in Beauty from Pain (2025)
Incredibly sappy romantic fantasy from Australia. About on the level of a Hallmark or Lifetime film, but racier.
5.5 on IMDb
After a devastating heartbreak, an aspiring musician escapes to Australia and agrees to a no-strings romance with a billionaire winemaker, but when she falls in love with him, she must choose between walking away or risking her heart.
It is filled with sex scenes, but most of them involve fully dressed lovers. These people wear more clothing for sex than Inuits wear for a seal hunt. This one scene included some nudity.
Victoria Haralabidou and Loren Taylor in The Moon is Upside Down (2023)
All clips and remarks from Johnny Moronic
Johnny’s comments:
The Moon is Upside Down is an absurdist comedy that tells three different stories of women having to deal with events in their lives. Natalia (Victoria Haralabidou) arrives in New Zealand to marry Sean (Jermaine Clement) who has promised her a cafeteria that she can run but things don’t go well from the start. Sean’s sister Hilary (Robyn Malcolm) instantly hates her and the cafeteria is not ready and isn’t to her liking plus there’s no real spark between Natalia and Sean. Briar (Loren Taylor also writer/director) has started a relationship over webcam with old friend Tim (Robbie Magasiva) who used to go out with her sister. Tim then decides he wants to see Briar in person and they decide to go on a romantic weekend together but it goes wrong quickly and worse when they hit a bird with their car. Finally, Faith’s (Elizabeth Hawthorne) husband has recently died and she is left to deal with business interests including an apartment complex where she discovers the dead body of one of the tenants. She has to deal with the ashes of the dead tenant and finds her attempts to get rid of them thwarted. OK comedy that has it’s moments but the movie veers into misanthropy and lingers there for a while. There are genuinely funny moments and an occasional moving moment mostly revolving around Natalia who’s by far the most interesting of characters in the movie. Neither Briar or Faith have much of interest in their tales and the connections between the stories are fairly tenuous. The male characters are pretty pathetic and don’t really add much to the movie.
Victoria Haralabidou
Loren Taylor
R.I.P. Brigitte Bardot, 91
She was a relic from a distant time. She did her LAST nude scene more than 50 years ago.
And the first?
France had a more progressive attitude toward nudity than the English-speaking nations, so Bardot had done her first nude scene before most of us were born. She first exposed a breast in a 1952 film called Manina, la fille sans voiles (literally: Manina, the unveiled girl).
No breasts were visible in the 1959 UK version (Manina, the Lighthouse Keeper’s Daughter), or the 1958 North American version (Manina, the Girl in the Bikini), but the Americans were still shocked by Bardot’s bare midriff. (They might have seen that coming from the film’s title. Did they know what a bikini was?)
The breast was seen in the French version, but Bardot’s father was not happy with that. She was 17 at the time, and her contract specified that the film was not to show “indecent images.” He sued. He lost.
TRIVIA from IMDb: “Top-billed Brigitte Bardot does not appear in the first 40 minutes of the film.”
Charlotte Campana in La vie sauvage (FR 2017)
Promoted from the comment section:
Random find.
Is France the only that has put a 5 minute nude scene in a movie?
Here’s a project for me, but maybe for all of us:
From the comment area:
There is a Hungarian movie (Seven Small Coincidences / Hét Kis Véletlen)
which is known to have nude lesbian scenes, becasue the reviews mention it, you can see a second of covered nudity in the trailer here:This movie was a box office failure, so it disappeared from the cinemas quickly (it was played by art cinemas anyway, because it’s not a blockuster), it played at some festivals, and since then I can’t find it.
Maybe you have some connections who can find the scenes.
Scoop’s note: I haven’t started digging yet, and I’m a bit stressed for time. Anybody else have some help? (I’ll do some scouting around a little later.)
Charlotte Radford in Can You Hear Me (2023)
The tag line sums it up perfectly: A World War 1 Romantic Ghost Story. Charlotte Radford wrote the film and starred in it.
Although this indie film appeared in festivals as early as 2023, it just hit the web yesterday, and it isn’t scheduled for any theatrical releases until 2026.
5.9 at IMDb
No page at RT
In this supernatural romance, Samuel, an attractive American officer is shot while fighting on the front line in 1918 France. He makes a bargain with the ‘Almighty’ to return to his beautiful bride in England, Annabel, until the last bell tolls. He arrives home and begins to resume his life as normal. Though slowly Samuel realizes he is a spirit, unable to let her go, he fails to tell his wife the truth. Now carrying his child, for a time Annabel remains unaware of the cruel reality. Finally she receives a telegram informing he has been ” killed in action”, and forced to contend with the fact She’s been living with a ghost, she in turn must learn to let go.
