The evil husband in this series is named Wroblewski. I wonder if it was written by my ex-wife.
RFK Jr. loves some raccoon dick
In his diary, he writes about cutting off the penis of a road-killed raccoon in 2001, while his kids waited patiently in the car, so that he could examine it later.
Damn, my parents’ road trips were so boring. The only time we ever stopped was to pick up some pralines at Stuckey’s. It would have really broken up the boredom if my dad had stopped occasionally to mutilate some woodland creatures.
The Onion’s take:
Chase Infiniti cleavage at the 2026 Vanity Fair Oscar Party!
Chase Infiniti showing cleavage in a blue and black dress at the 2026 Vanity Fair Oscar Party in Los Angeles!
When was the paper clip invented?
The loop-shaped paper clip common today originated without a patent as the “Gem” paper clip in 1892, potentially even down to the date of March 1, 1892.
There were, of course, many other designs used before and since, but that date introduced the device we now identify as a paper clip in America.
Bill Maher will get the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor
It was announced officially on March 26
The chronology:
- The Atlantic reported this last week.
- The White House flatly denied this to be true. “This is fake news. Bill Maher will NOT be getting this award,” said secretary Karoline Leavitt.
- But on Thursday, the center confirmed Maher was the pick.
- The White House explained: “This was false reporting at the time of the Atlantic’s reporting, but the situation changed.”
So they lied, then lied about whether they lied!
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I wondered how Maher would react to receiving something that is officially named “The Donald J. Trump and John F. Kennedy Center Mark Twain Prize for American Humor,” but he seems to be OK with it.
Thank you to the Mark Twain people: I just had the award explained to me, and apparently it’s like an Emmy, except I win. I’d just like to say that it is indeed humbling to get anything named for a man who’s been thrown out of as many school libraries as Mark Twain.
Trump, of course, has never been thrown out of a library. That would require him to enter a library.
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The capper on the story:
According to several sources, outgoing Kennedy Center president Richard Grenell wanted to give the prize to Fox News talk show host Greg Gutfeld. Then he actually watched Gutfeld’s show and asked, “When does he get to the funny stuff?”
Bryana Holly at the 2026 Vanity Fair Oscar Party
Actor Nicholas Hoult is a fellow boob man! He is married to Bryana Holly, and Bryana Holly definitely got boobs! Big boobs! She was showing them off as the couple posed on the red carpet at the 2026 Vanity Fair Oscar Party in Los Angeles!
Exclamation points should be used sparingly, but I can see why this blogger used so many in this case.
The size of her breasts became a big thing on the internet.
After they enjoyed a romantic date night at the 2026 Vanity Fair Oscars Party, Bryana clapped back at critics commenting on her breasts. ‘I am seeing the comments around my chest and not that anyone is owed an explanation,’the mom of two wrote on her Instagram Stories Match 17 alongside photos of her and Nicholas from the evening, “but this is the product of a breast-feeding mother who hasn’t fed her babies in hours, OK! If you know, then you know.’
The article cited above says she is the “mother of two,” but the two they are referring to were born in 2018 and 2022, and are presumably past the breast-feeding stage.
The internet buzz is that Bryana and Nicholas had twins last year, which would make her the mother of four, not two. That seems to make sense, because she says “her babies,” using the plural. The putative new twins have never been announced publicly, but that’s not surprising, since the Hoults are known to guard their privacy.
Victoria Villarroel nude and sexy
Victoria Villarroel is a Venezuelan-born social media influencer, fashion personality, and entrepreneur.
She is best known as the former longtime personal assistant to Kylie Jenner. She worked for the Jenner family starting as an intern in 2012, became office manager, and served as Kylie’s executive/personal assistant from 2015 to 2020.
Her close connection to the Kardashian-Jenner empire helped her build a large following
Check out her hottest pics with many seethrough and some topless selfies
Ulyana Chzhan in the first episode of The Black Countess
A sensational theatrical event has been thundering in Moscow and St. Petersburg for a year now. Despite the multimillion-dollar ticket price and only one seat in the hall, there is no end to those interested, because the unique format blurs the boundary between fiction and reality. Each performance is a piece of work, created for a specific viewer who arrives to a remote location by helicopter, and thought out to the smallest detail by a whole team of scriptwriters, psychologists and actors under the guidance of a talented director, who has already staged 11 successful performances. The twelfth performance begins — but this time, everything spins out of control.
I am not familiar with this actress and her last name is unusual. In Russian, this is usually the transliteration of the Chinese name that we write as “Zhang” in English, but she is a blue-eyed blonde, so … ????
Some brief topless nudity from Jessica Reynolds in episode 3 of A Woman of Substance
A Channel 4 British drama spanning six decades, charting the rise of Emma Harte from penniless Yorkshire maid in the early 1900s to powerful 1970s business mogul. Betrayed by her aristocratic lover and cast out when she becomes pregnant, young Emma vows lifelong revenge against the family she once worked for. In the 1970s, as she approaches her 80th birthday, betrayal from within Emma’s own family threatens everything she’s fought a lifetime to build.
This is the second time Barbara Taylor Bradford’s 1979 novel has been adapted into a TV series in the UK. The first time was shortly after the book was published, with Jenny Seagrove remaining clothed to play the part now essayed by Jessica Reynolds.
The nudity is minimal, but Jessica is quite beautiful, and her star seems ascendant.
Lea Protais-Baumer topless in Le Corps (2023 short)
Vincent, a mortician, performs the final ministrations upon the lifeless body of the woman he had loved for so many years: Manon. This final tête-à-tête serves as an opportunity for him to reminisce about the precious moments they shared—beginning with the day they met, on a certain July 12, 1998, a date then synonymous with collective euphoria.
