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Defoe goes to Nikon 2026, Part 6

Scoop, March 27, 2026 (4:55 pm) ... 2 comments.

Pauline Montfort in Celebres Inconnus

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Sara Zinger in Effeuillage

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Defoe’s videos are here. You have to download them. GoFile can’t stream videos larger than 1080hd, and they are too big.

The full-length version of Célèbres Inconnus is on YouTube here

The full-length version of Effeuillage is on YouTube here

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More posts from the Nikon 2026 Short Films Competition

Defoe goes to Nikon 2026, Part 5

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Mona Zitouni and Marie-Claire Arenes in Dans Le Miroir

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Defoe’s video is here. You have to download it. (GoFile won’t stream it properly.)

Or you can watch the entire film on YouTube here

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More posts from the Nikon 2026 Short Films Competition

Defoe goes to Nikon 2026, Part 4

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Fiona Julien, Noemie Sarcey and Alice Pey in Pas Mal Les Bzezs

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Defoe’s video is here. It’s in 4K, so it won’t stream on GoFile, but it will download, and it is absolutely worth a look (except for those accursed subtitles).

Or watch the entire film on YouTube:


More posts from the Nikon 2026 Short Films Competition

Defoe goes to Nikon 2026, Part 3

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Carolina Alterio in Je Suis Une Garce

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Christine Garivet in Les Roses Ne Fanent Pas

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Dorothee Moreau in Ceux Qui Comptent

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Defoe’s videos are here. Les Roses Ne Fanent Pas and Ceux Qui Comptent are in 4K, so you have to download them. Je Suis Une Garce will stream.

More posts from the Nikon 2026 Short Films Competition

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Full films:

Je Suis Une Garce

Les Roses Ne Fanent Pas

Ceux Qui Comptent


Defoe goes to Nikon 2026, Part 2

Scoop, March 27, 2026 (2:56 pm) ... no comments.

Angele Virago and Jane Tonic in Chrysalide

Exploring the life cycle of a butterfly, from hatching to flight. The beauty that emanates from its development, marking the encounter between what it was at dawn and what it will be at dusk.


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Defoe’s video is here. It is 4K, so you have to download it. (GoFile can’t stream it.)

The entire video is online on YouTube here.

Here are the other relevant entrants from Nikon 2026.

Defoe goes to Nikon 2026, Part 1

Scoop, March 27, 2026 (2:21 pm) ... no comments.

There are 1169 films competing this year in the Nikon Short Film Festival. Free to enter and open to everyone, the Nikon Film Festival is a major event that encourages video creation and promotes the emergence of new talents through a unique concept. The challenge: submit one or several 2 min 20 sec short films related to “The Beauty” before January 15th 2026. The finalists were announced March 26.

Defoe has done his best to cull through the French-language entries for nudity.

Here are three for starters:

Ambre Olive in a flimsy, wet t-shirt in Aquaviva

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Ana Elle exposes a breast in Palimpseste

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Anais Celindano naked in Femme

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Defoe’s videos are here

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Here are the full films:

Palimpseste

Aquaviva

Femme

I don’t think any of these made the list of 50 finalists.

The 10 Weirdest Looking Creatures in the Ocean

Scoop, March 27, 2026 (1:24 pm) ... no comments.

Whether they are colorful and neon or just plain disturbing, they are definitely weird. Here are ten of sea creatures that will blow your mind!

Kathryn Newton wardrobe malfunction?

Scoop, March 27, 2026 (1:14 pm)March 27, 2026 (1:15 pm) ... 1 comment.

Kathryn Newton with a squished nipple popping out of her dress at the Italian premiere of Ready Or Not 2: Here I Come in Rome on March 23, 2026!

Kathryn Newton sure looks a lot like Sabrina Carpenter.


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Kristen Wiig in a see-thru top

Scoop, March 27, 2026 (1:05 pm)March 27, 2026 (1:05 pm) ... 1 comment.

Kristen Wiig showing her nipples beneath a see-through dress while attending the 98th Oscar Awards in Hollywood.

I think she is aging beautifully. She’s 52 years old, and is wearing very little eye make-up. Many women have already gone full raccoon in their late 30s.

Agnes Born and Dagny Norvoll Sandvik in season one of Jo Nesbo’s Detective Hole

Scoop, March 27, 2026 (7:16 am)March 27, 2026 (7:23 am) ... 9 comments.

Norwegian detective series now available on Netflix

A brilliant but troubled detective, Harry Hole, hunts a serial killer while battling a corrupt adversary, Tom Waaler, as they navigate ethical gray areas, with Harry determined to bring the criminal to justice.

Note that this is specifically Jo Nesbo’s Detective Hole, not William Shakespeare’s. It’s pretty similar, except without the flowery monologues.

Well, that, and the fact that it’s in Norwegian. Shakespeare rarely wrote in Norwegian, except for his famous Scandinavian Sonnet, which begins:

Skal jeg si du er lik en sild?
Du har mer ynde og mer deilig
Og du er mye mindre slimete

In English:

Shall I compare thee to a herring?
Thou art more graceful and more delicious
And thou art also not as slimy

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The only nudity is provided by dead people – in four different episodes. I always point out that Europeans love autopsies. Apparently that derives from to the fact that they love corpses in general.

Agnes Born in episode 2

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Agnes Born in episode 5

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Dagny Norvoll Sandvik in episodes 8 and 9

(Similar scenes, eight is pictured first)

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