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R.I.P. Bill Mazeroski, Hall of Famer and the man who made Mickey Mantle cry

Scoop, April 4, 2026 (12:27 pm)April 5, 2026 (12:51 am) ... 10 comments.

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I was watching the Pirates yesterday because I was curious about their new and highly-touted teenage shortstop, Konnor Griffin. Man, shortstops are no longer the wimpy little guys who played there in my boyhood. This dude is a big boy. The announcers reported that Griffin became the youngest Pirate to get a hit in his first game since Hall of Fame second baseman Bill Mazeroski did it about 70 years ago, on July 7, 1956.

And then I realized that I missed Maz’s death in late February.

Many people have maligned his HoF credentials, arguing that he’s there just because he hit one of the most dramatic homers in baseball history. Playing for the Pirates, he became the man who made Mickey Mantle cry when he defeated the mighty Yankees with a single blow. He cleared the left field wall in old Forbes Field in the bottom of the ninth in game seven of the 1960 World Series. It remains to this day the only game 7 walk-off homer in baseball history.

But that’s not why Mazeroski should be in the Hall of Fame. He was better at turning a double play than any other second baseman in baseball history.

People are well aware of dominating performances in pitching and batting. Any good fan knows that Babe Ruth hit 54 homers in his first year with the Yankees, when nobody else in the league could even reach 20. Every good baseball nut knows that Pedro Martinez posted a 1.74 ERA in the height of the steroid era, when the league’s second-place guy was at 3.70. But only a tiny fraction of baseball fans know that Maz put up defensive stats just as impressive as that.

  • In 1966, Maz turned 161 double plays. The NL’s second-place guy turned 89.
  • That’s the best season in history, but was no fluke – Maz also has two others in the top six.
  • Among all second basemen in history, he has the highest lifetime defensive WAR.
  • Over the course of a career, he turned a double play every 10.7 innings, making him the best of all time, and one of only two men below 12.

By the way, Maz’s record of 161 double plays is unassailable. The record in this century is 136, and the numbers are on a downward spiral. Nobody even reached 100 in 2024 or 2025, even with all the teams now in the majors. The current baseball strategy is based on “three true outcomes,” which means that the number of ground balls is declining. Because there are so many strike-outs now, and because players try to hit the ball in the air when not whiffing, there are 15%-20% fewer ground balls than in Maz’s era, so even if Maz could come back to life with his 1966 skill level and got paired with the game’s best SS, he could not approach his own record.

Was Maz the greatest second baseman of all time? Of course not. Batting is important, and he stunk as a hitter. There is a baseball stat, called OPS+, which measures the total value of a player at the plate, with 100 representing average production for a major league hitter. In 17 seasons in the majors, Maz never even reached 100. He was always decidedly below average. He wasn’t even the best second baseman of the 50s and 60s. Nellie Fox and Red Schoendienst, near contemporaries, were almost as good defensively, and were consistent .300 hitters.

Was Maz a great player? Sadly, no. His lifetime WAR was 37, with most of it coming from defense, far lower than an average Hall of Famer.

But what is the Hall of Fame designed to honor? Is being the greatest defensive player at one important position not sufficient? I think the Hall is designed to honor special lifetime achievements, and that seems pretty special to me. That got Ozzie Smith (.262 lifetime) and Brooks Robinson (.267) in. Brooks was an average offensive player, and Ozzie was below average, so they are in because they were the best defenders at their positions. Granted, those two men were better overall players than Maz, but there’s no good reason why comparable skills shouldn’t have gotten Maz in as well. I concede that he’s a marginal HOFer, but I would probably have voted for him because “best defense of all time at a key position” swings emotional weight with me.

The betting markets on leaving the Trump administration

Scoop, April 4, 2026 (9:12 am)April 5, 2026 (5:40 pm) ... 30 comments.

Who will be the next to leave?

Polymarket

Tulsi Gabbard 27%
Lori Chavez-DeRemer 21%
Pete Hegseth 16%
Howard Lutnick 10%

The betting above is restricted to cabinet members.

I don’t see Hegseth as a smart bet, since he is a white, male Christian. I can’t see Trump firing him unless Iran goes so far south that Trump needs a scapegoat. Lutnick is not a Christian, but he has some insulation because of his friendship with Trump, and I don’t think Trump really cares about religion other than as a tool to pander to his base. Faith requires the acknowledgement of a power higher than oneself, which Trump is not wont to do. If Jesus returned and criticized the President, Trump would call him a “low IQ God.”

Given Trump’s need for sycophancy, Gabbard could be in trouble. She is not an enthusiastic supporter of his Iran strategy, and she is an ethnic woman. That’s three strikes when Trump is the umpire.

Outside the cabinet:

The betting on Kash Patel is that he will be gone soon. If you want to bet on him getting nuked before the end of August, you would risk 98 cents to earn two cents! It is an even money wager that he will be out by the end of June

Sara Dögg Ásgeirsdóttir stark naked

Scoop, April 3, 2026 (11:28 pm)April 4, 2026 (1:06 am) ... 2 comments.

Full-frontal nudity from Sara Dögg Ásgeirsdóttir in Hvitur, hvitur dagur (2019) (GIF)

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Color-corrected video of Olivia Taylor Dudley naked in Touch Me (2026)

Scoop, April 3, 2026 (11:24 pm)April 3, 2026 (11:32 pm) ... 1 comment.

I don’t know who did this, or how he did it, but he did a good job.

I had tried to remove the blue filter when the release first appeared, but it was beyond my skills. The only way I could figure out how to do it was to strip it to black-and-white, then re-colorize it with AI, but I didn’t have the ambition to do that. The person who did this video may not have used that technique, but whatever he did, it worked.


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Here’s the original, with the blue filter

Pete Hegseth Replaces Top General With Horse That Drinks Beer

Scoop, April 3, 2026 (10:58 pm) ... 2 comments.

“Finally, we go to war with a general who fucking rules.”

Other recent Onion headlines:

Bondi: ‘My Only Regret Is Not Being Able To Re-Traumatize More Victims’

Iran Imposes New ‘Cash, Grass, Or Ass’ Fee For Strait Of Hormuz

Colorado Overrun With Flamboyant Children After Camp Director Notices Conversion Therapy Device Set To Reverse

7 Unexpected Celebrity Friendships

Scoop, April 3, 2026 (12:13 pm) ... 4 comments.

My favorite from the list: Russell Brand & Dame Helen Mirren (???)

Zendaya-mania

Scoop, April 3, 2026 (11:59 am)April 3, 2026 (12:07 pm) ... 6 comments.

It’s a Zendaya double bill

* Zendaya at The Drama premiere in New York City on April 2, 2026!

* Zendaya showing off her sexy midriff and hips while going out to a dinner after the New York premiere of The Drama on April 2, 2026!

She would have had a nip-slip at the premiere, but she has giant nipple patches beneath her dress,


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Alessandra Ambrosio is good at Instagram

Scoop, April 3, 2026 (6:52 am)April 3, 2026 (6:53 am) ... no comments.

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Melanie Fiona – impressive cleavage

Scoop, April 2, 2026 (4:22 pm) ... no comments.

Canadian singer Melanie Fiona won an award at the 2026 JUNO Awards in Hamilton a few nights ago and we all won too because she was showing plenty of cleavage!

Juanita Molina and Emily Luna topless in Dear Killer Nannies: Criado por sicarios

Scoop, April 2, 2026 (2:45 pm) ... 1 comment.

Juanita Molina in episode 4

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Emily Zapata Luna in episode 2

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