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Angelina Jolie topless in Couture (2025)

Scoop, March 29, 2026 (3:24 am)March 29, 2026 (3:29 am) ... no comments.

This is a French/American co-production, a drama filmed on location in Paris.

IMDb: 6.2
Tomato Meter: 64%

It was panned by both Variety and The Hollywood Reporter, but their reviewers are male, and this is a picture made by a woman for women.

The official blurb:

Set during the frenzy of Paris Fashion Week, three women’s lives intersect in Paris, Maxine, a filmmaker in her forties who discovers she has breast cancer and is drawn into an unexpected connection with a familiar collaborator; Ada, a fresh face in modeling, escaping a predetermined future back home in South Sudan; and Angèle, a makeup artist working in the shadows of the catwalks. As their paths cross, the film reveals the quiet resilience beneath the surface of public performance and honors the unspoken solidarity shared among these women across professions, cultures, and continents.

I’m not so sure I would have used the word “frenzy” in a review of this film. It is used correctly, but it sort of implies that the frenzy of Fashion Week is somehow reflected here. It is, but only briefly, and only to provide contrast. The focus is the most lugubrious possibilities of real life, like cancer, or life in South Sudan, in contrast to the shallow, frenzied self-importance of fashion. It is a very low-energy film, filled with quiet, sincere conversations and solemn reflections. Even the sex is sad. It’s as if they told Winnie the Pooh’s story from Eeyore’s perspective, set to Rachmaninoff’s “Isle of the Dead.”

I’m not saying it’s a poor movie. I think the Tomato and IMDb scores accurately reflect its merit, but I would say that you should be aware before watching it that it is a slow, sad character study, and you are more likely to appreciate it if you possess a minimum of one vagina.

Trivia:

Couture is the first fictional film allowed to be shot inside Chanel’s Paris showroom and atelier. Director Winocour was given special access to the brand’s fashion shows and behind-the-scenes work, including time with the seamstresses and other workers. However, all brand logos had to be removed from the screen.

The very good news is that we get to see a superstar’s reconstructed breasts. These clips and images are captured from a screener, thus the blurred identification info and the timing calculation.


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Videos

UPDATE: Izabella Dudziak naked in Tell Me What You Feel (2026)

Scoop, March 29, 2026 (12:39 am)March 29, 2026 (4:04 am) ... 2 comments.

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Polish drama. Original title: “Powiedz mi, co czujesz”

The relationship of two young artists becomes a volatile space charged with emotion and fierce physicality. The film captures the exhilaration and instability of two people trying to find a language for connection.


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Izabella’s nudography

The great Bill Shatner in Captain Kirk’s finest hour

Scoop, March 28, 2026 (5:33 am)March 28, 2026 (7:58 am) ... 9 comments.

Shat was perfect in this sketch, playing Kirk as straight as if he were in Star Trek. Bill may have his flaws as an actor, but his ability to memorize lines is not one of them. He is known as one of the quickest studies ever. It’s great to see an SNL host who came totally prepared and didn’t have to read off the cue cards in one of the show’s longest sketches (8 minutes).

Also …

I must have gotten a little dust in my eye while watching the great Phil Hartman, seen here as “Bones.”



Charli D’Amelio is good at social media

Scoop, March 28, 2026 (4:55 am) ... 4 comments.

From Wikipedia:

Charli Grace D’Amelio, born May 1, 2004, is an American social media personality and dancer. She was a competitive dancer for over a decade before she came to prominence in late 2019, when she began posting dance videos on the video-sharing platform TikTok and joined The Hype House that same year. D’Amelio quickly amassed a large following and subsequently became the most-followed creator on the platform from March 2020 to June 2022. With over 156 million followers, she was the second most-followed person on TikTok as of 2025.


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First look: Victoria Pedretti topless in Forbidden Fruits (2026)

Scoop, March 28, 2026 (4:39 am) ... 6 comments.

Filmed in Toronto, this is a campy horror comedy based on the stage play “Of the woman came the beginning of sin, and through her we all die.”

At a mall store, Apple leads a secret witch cult with coworkers Cherry and Fig. New hire Pumpkin questions their sisterhood, forcing them to confront inner darkness or meet violent ends.

IMDb: 6.3
Tomato Meter: 75%
Popcorn Meter: 73%

This is another cam from a gambling site, but the quality of this one is not bad at all.


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Olivia Taylor Dudley naked in Touch Me (2026)

Scoop, March 28, 2026 (3:09 am)April 1, 2026 (8:26 pm) ... 3 comments.

Offbeat indie sci-fi that debuted at Sundance. Two codependent best friends become addicted to the heroin-like touch of an alien narcissist. Critics liked it (88% Tomato Meter), but IMDb voters seem unimpressed (5.7).

Olivia Taylor Dudley stars as Joey, the stressed-out byproduct of foster care and a substantial wine reliance. At her lowest, she’s drinking reds while pretending to work at a coffee shop. At her highest, Joey experiences the euphoria of interspecies intercourse with a celestial being who claims he wants to save Earth. Joey breaks away from her extraterrestrial lover Brian after a night of dangerously passionate sexing, but she finds herself back at his modernistic mansion touching magical crystals with her current bestie Craig. She cannot resist Brian’s healing powers nor his hip-hop dance moves — like an addict going back for another hit.


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Tiger Woods arrested on suspicion of DUI after rollover crash on Jupiter Island.

Scoop, March 28, 2026 (2:50 am)March 29, 2026 (2:35 am) ... 9 comments.

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Tiger Woods was a great driver … of the golf ball.

Cars? Not so much

Woods was not injured in wreck but described by law enforcement as ‘lethargic’

There was no alcohol in his system, but his behavior demonstrated impairment. He would not take a urine test, so the exact source of his impairment is not known. He’s been charged with DUI, property damage, and refusal to submit to a lawful test

It appears that the greatest golfer of his era, arguably of all time, has learned nothing from his previous incidents. So far, his automotive mishaps have not caused injury to anyone but himself. If they had, he could easily have been spending the rest of his life in prison. Given that this man is a billionaire, he can easily afford a full-time team of chauffeurs to be constantly at his beck and call. He should never sit behind the wheel again.

By the way, Tiger and the President are good friends, and Tiger is currently dating Vanessa Kay Trump, the President’s former daughter-in-law. The President is close to Vanessa’s daughter (the President’s granddaughter), Kai Trump, an avid golfer and YouTuber who just won a D1 golf scholarship to the University of Miami.

Defoe goes to Nikon 2026, Part 6

Scoop, March 27, 2026 (4:55 pm) ... 2 comments.

Pauline Montfort in Celebres Inconnus

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Sara Zinger in Effeuillage

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Defoe’s videos are here. You have to download them. GoFile can’t stream videos larger than 1080hd, and they are too big.

The full-length version of Célèbres Inconnus is on YouTube here

The full-length version of Effeuillage is on YouTube here

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Defoe goes to Nikon 2026, Part 5

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Mona Zitouni and Marie-Claire Arenes in Dans Le Miroir

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Defoe’s video is here. You have to download it. (GoFile won’t stream it properly.)

Or you can watch the entire film on YouTube here

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More posts from the Nikon 2026 Short Films Competition

Defoe goes to Nikon 2026, Part 4

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Fiona Julien, Noemie Sarcey and Alice Pey in Pas Mal Les Bzezs

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Defoe’s video is here. It’s in 4K, so it won’t stream on GoFile, but it will download, and it is absolutely worth a look (except for those accursed subtitles).

Or watch the entire film on YouTube:


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