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“Finally, we go to war with a general who fucking rules.”
Other recent Onion headlines:
Bondi: ‘My Only Regret Is Not Being Able To Re-Traumatize More Victims’
Iran Imposes New ‘Cash, Grass, Or Ass’ Fee For Strait Of Hormuz
Colorado Overrun With Flamboyant Children After Camp Director Notices Conversion Therapy Device Set To Reverse
My favorite from the list: Russell Brand & Dame Helen Mirren (???)
* Zendaya at The Drama premiere in New York City on April 2, 2026!
* Zendaya showing off her sexy midriff and hips while going out to a dinner after the New York premiere of The Drama on April 2, 2026!
She would have had a nip-slip at the premiere, but she has giant nipple patches beneath her dress,
Canadian singer Melanie Fiona won an award at the 2026 JUNO Awards in Hamilton a few nights ago and we all won too because she was showing plenty of cleavage!
Argentinian actress , model and singer Valentina Zenere in all her nude scenes + see-through appearances and sexy photoshoots and social media posts
Annaka Fourneret showing nipples in a see through dress as she attends The Testaments red carpet premiere in Los Angeles on March 31, 2026!
Sample:
This is a new series featuring John Leguizamo as drug lord Pablo Escobar. Escobar’s son is one of the show’s creators, as well as an actor in the show. Available on Hulu and Disney+.
Based on Juan Pablo Escobar’s memoirs. Follows Pablo Escobar’s son raised in privilege by nannies who were actually his father’s hired killers, revisiting the drug lord’s story from childhood perspective. Criado por sicarios means “raised by assassins.”
There is better nudity elsewhere in the series.
Carmen discussed her experience here.
Original title: Folichonneries
This is a French-Canadian film, mostly in French, that made the festival circuit last year. IMDb defines it as a comedy, which is not false, but is misleading. You won’t get a lot of laughs. I’d call it more of an all-too-realistic relationship study that has lighter moments and humorously awkward situations.
IMDb: 7.1
No Tomato Meter or Popcorn Meter
After 16 years together, François and Julie open their relationship to explore sexual adventures and self-discovery. With two kids and their bond at stake, the path proves more complex than expected.
Catherine Chabot does some excellent nudity. She is not an especially young woman (38), and she is not glamorous, but she’s a natural performer with a very nice natural body, and I find her very appealing.
Catherine Chabot
Eve Landry
Sarah Chouinard Poirier
