Genie recently posted some images of her packed in Dead Sea mud, then rinsed off.

“Candids of a drunk Jesy Nelson flashing boob while falling down earlier this summer! She’s a member of pop group Little Mix.”

Ringo says he … er .. came too late.

It must have been Pete Best.

“I have had bouts of situational depression and my heart was broken last year because, unknowingly, I put so much validity in the reaction of the public, and the public didn’t react in the way I had expected to … which broke my heart.”

Nah. Not gonna happen. Here’s the real deal:

Katie Perry lives for attention. If she can get attention by saying she will leave music, she will say that. Then she will again get attention by saying she will not leave music. Then she will get attention by saying she’s leaving her silly judging job. Then not. Then she will get attention by saying she’s leaving Orlando Bloom. Then not. Then she will get attention by saying she loves Donald Trump or something else preposterous. Then not.

Whatever it takes to keep the focus on her.

It’s the famous co-ed shower scene from Starship Troopers.

Entertaining scene, but some of the laziest character development in the history of screenwriting. Guy walks into a shower and asks each person in turn why they joined the infantry.

Still …

If you have to do a gratuitous exposition scene, you may as well do it naked. This film DID follow the Scoopy Prime Directive: “If the R is for V, the tits are free.” If I were the  messiah of screen nudity, director Paul Verhoeven would be one of my most dedicated disciples. He always abides by my rules.

I like Starship Troopers, and I dislike it. It’s a strange film which constantly gives off mixed signals.  It’s a creature film. It’s making fun of creature films. It’s a stirring war film. It’s a parody of war propaganda. It’s a love poem to military fascism. It satirizes military fascism. I still can’t figure out whether is it pro- or anti-fascism. I don’t know whether I was supposed to deplore the fact that the human race has evolved into a mind-controlling fascist state, or be thankful for it, since that seems to be our only hope for survival as a species.

This must be a pretty good film, at least in the sense that both pro-military and anti-military viewers extol the fact that it championed their values. It has that in common with Patton, although Patton is a great film, while Starship Troopers is merely an entertainment confection.

There must be an uncensored version somewhere. In the meantime, we have this.

It’s not a “mal”function, because it’s a deliberate nip-slip

It’s a strategically covered nude, but the strategy was to let you see her as naked as possible.

She doffed her top in A Good Old-Fashioned Orgy (2011)

This was lensed in 1956, when famous women rarely got naked