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Drama from Costa Rica. Original title: Memorias de un cuerpo que arde
Memories of a Burning Body portrays the story of Ana, Patricia and Mayela, who, raised in a repressive era when sexuality was taboo, gradually found the meaning of femininity through unspoken rules and implicit impositions. Now, their courageous voices are embodied in a single 65-year-old woman who reviews a kaleidoscopic life in which memories, secrets and hidden desires intertwine.
Chloe is suddenly into a bad girl phase.
She has made a quite a journey from the high school girl who did bird calls for David Letterman.
Spanish drama directed by Julio Medem, who also helmed Sex and Lucia.
The teenager artist Ana is raised in Ibiza by her German father Klaus in a naturalist lifestyle in a cave. One day, she meets a woman called Justine that invites Ana to move to Madrid, offering education and economical support, to live in an old house with other artists having classes of Arts and with the only commitment of studying. Ana befriends her mate Linda (Bebe) and falls for the problematic Said, having her first sexual experience with him. After a period together, Said leaves Ana, and then she is hypnotized by Anglo, discovering her past lives and deaths.
Johnny Moronic’s film clips can be found here
The universe is expected to decay in 10⁷⁸ years, much sooner than previously thought
The bad news: I misheard the lyrics to that song and partied like it was 1929.
The good news: I live in the basement, so I easily survived the jump out of my window.
Why facts are boring:
Contrary to popular belief, there was no widespread wave of suicides, let alone people jumping from buildings, immediately following the 1929 crash.
Tragicomedy from Peru.
Old coot wants one last hard-on.
I didn’t make that up. That’s the real plot.
Here is the official summary:
Toribio Bardelli is an older man, who together with his three children, now adults, form a dysfunctional and failed family. About to turn 70, Toribio will pursue his only goal in life: to have an erection again.
Spoiler alert: he succeeds. You’re my boy, Blue! (See below.)
French romantic drama. Literally: “The Daughter of a Great Love”
Ana and Yves fell in love passionately, then separated. Years later, their daughter, Cécile, made a documentary about their meeting. They meet again on this occasion. Still marked by their past love, they then seek a way back to each other…
She has done many nude scenes in the past 33 years:
1993 – Ferbac, s1e2
1997 – La Femme Defendue
1999 – Le Cocu Magnifique
2001 – Se Souvenir des Belles Choses
2003 – Les Sentiments
2004- Anna M
2004 – Eros Therapie
2004 – Holy Lola
2006 – Quatre Etoiles
2008 – Cliente
2009 – Le Refuge
2014 – Pas de Inquietude
2015 – 21 Nights With Pattie
2016 – Le Coeur Regulier
2017 – Joint Custody
2022 – The Tasting
A twisted comedy series from comedian Tom Segura
For fans of his previous work – or those who appreciate comedy that’s fearless, sick-minded, and brilliantly wrong.
Malin is naked for several minutes, but you can’t ever see much.
The video is, as I indicated above, twisted.
Have her boobs gotten even bigger? As Otter might say, “major league yabbos.”
Thanks to the comment section for this: People magazine ran an article with this headline:
Salma Hayek Says Her Breasts ‘Have Just Kept Growing’ as She Goes Through Menopause
The annual film festival’s organizers released an update to the dress code on Monday, May 12, which will bring its record of skin-baring naked dresses and carpet-covering trains to a screeching halt at the start of the 2025 edition.
4. The guy who spends way too long naked in the locker room.
This type is not confined to youngsters who think they are Adonis. I occasionally run into a guy like this at the Y. He’s a scrawny little guy, about 80 years old, and about as strong as a 4-year-old. He joined my regular group for bowling one week, and he rarely rolled the ball hard enough to get to the pins. We were on different lanes, so I don’t know his exact scores, but I took a glance at their lane and he seemed to be headed for a score around 40. He couldn’t bowl 100 unless he used the kiddie bumpers. Maybe not even then.
But he absolutely insists on running around the locker room stark naked, engaging people in conversation here and there. I suppose the only thing he has going for him is a dick that’s larger than average, and it seems even bigger on his 120-pound body, so …
I don’t think he’s gay, but even if he is, I have to think that the gay guys also find it unappealing. If he were a cocky douche, the guys would give him a rasher of shit and tell him to wrap that junk, but he’s just kind of a clueless sad-sack, so the others never ridicule him or tell him they don’t like it.