Florence Welch of Florence And The Machine performs in a see through dress at the Leeds Festival 2026 in Leeds, England on August 28th, 2026!
Irene Jacob and Mariel Hemingway in Fourplay (2001)
I stumbled on this obscure rom-com while browsing Tuna’s archives. The Movie House review was written by Tuna, which is just about a sure sign that I’ve never seen it. I don’t remember it, period, which is surprising because it has a little nudity from two well-known stars, including Mariel’s factory originals.
Here’s what I know:
* There is no Tomato Meter.
* It scores 21% on the Popcorn Meter
* It tops out at 4.8 on IMDb.
* Tuna hated it (see below)
Fourplay is a comedy set in London and starring Mariel Hemingway, Irene Jacob, Mike Binder and Colin Firth. Binder also wrote and directed the film. The original release was called Londinium, and it has been variously known as Fourplay, Four Play, Love Affairs and Love After Sex. Seems like about one title for each viewer who has seen it.
Binder plays a TV scriptwriter who is brought to London to work on a sitcom starring Hemingway’s character. He is introduced to Jacob, who’s playing a make-up girl, but is also working on a book about London (“Londinium”). They become a couple. Hemingway is married to her producer, played by Firth, but the relationship is going stale. Eventually, the couples end up switching partners. That is pretty much it, except for Colin Firth’s method of letting off steam. He gets pissed in a pub with his mates, then takes them outside and kicks the crap out of them.
The message seems to be that marriage will always go stale. If you find that a humorless theme for a comedy, I agree with you. Fourplay is competently filmed with good production values, and does make London look very inviting, but has no other merit. It is a complete failure even at simple storytelling, much less being amusing. Don’t look to the sexy premise and stars for some guilty pleasures, either. For a film that is entirely about sex, marriage and infidelity, than is not much in the way of sex or nudity.
Irene Jacob
Mariel Hemingway
Furious – program notes
There was no nudity in the season finale of Furious.
It has been renewed for a second season.
Jiana Nicole and others naked in Anything that Moves (2025)
An innocent Chicago food delivery boy, after having sex for money, finds himself involved in a series of murders that can be traced back to someone who was in his bed.
This is an ’80s-style exploitation film, right down to the presence of some actual porn actresses from that era. Sixty-three-year-old Ginger Lynn Allen and 67-year-old Nina Hartley join the naked youngsters by doffing their tops.
I can’t tell whether the film is trying to be funny. It certainly makes no attempt at realism, so perhaps the over-the-top elements are supposed to be comedic. More than anything, it reminds me of those early attempts to make porn films with actual plots and characters. If this were a 1970s hardcore movie, you might say, “Hey, that wasn’t bad for a porno. At least they made an effort.” But it isn’t hardcore, and the ’70s are long gone. Judged as an actual movie, it’s terrible — a real ordeal to get through.
Still, there is plenty of soft-core nudity, so I suppose we can be thankful for that and appreciate the film as an oasis in the nudity desert that is 2026. It’s not a very good oasis, but the thirsty don’t insist on Evian.
Jiana Nicole
Jade Perry
Andrea Huber
Ginger Lynn Allen
Nina Hartley
Our girl Maisie in a (slight) see-thru
A girl has nipples
Sophie Neff in Make Me a Pizza (2024 short)
… the film that answers the question “What is the one thing you should never say to a wizard?”
Make Me a Pizza.
OK, (waves hands) you’re a pizza.
That’s kinda what happens here. There isn’t any real exposure, thanks to tricky editing, but the whole mess is sort of entertaining. If she wants Italian sausage, that’s what she gets. Along with plenty of cheese and sauce.
If you want to see the film and several more captures, Zorg covered it over here.
Mount Fishmore – the best baseball players named after fish
Mount Fishmore:
Mike Trout – Obviously. 91 WAR and counting. 167 OPS+. In his prime, one of the greatest hitters in history.
Dizzy Trout – Excellent pitcher from around WW2 era. 50 lifetime WAR
Catfish Hunter – Hall of Famer, 224 wins, Cy Young, perfect game, five World Series rings
Tim Salmon — 41 WAR, 299 homers, .884 OPS, 1993 Rookie of the Year.
Honorable mention:
Randy Bass — In MLB he was replacement-level chum: –1.1 WAR. In Japan he became Godzilla with gills: consecutive Triple Crowns in 1985–86, including .389 in 1986, still the Japanese single-season batting-average record.
The starting line-up:
Pitchers:
Dizzy Trout
Catfish Hunter
Mudcat Grant – Two-time All-Star, and 21–7 for the 1965 pennant-winning Twins.
Steve Trout — Dizzy’s son: 88–92, 13.3 WAR. His nickname was actually Rainbow.
Batters:
CF – Mike Trout
RF – Tim Salmon
LF – Kevin Bass — Excellent journeyman outfielder: 14.8 WAR, 1,308 hits, 118 HR, 151 steals. Switch hitter.
DH – A.J. Pollock — All-Star, Gold Glove center fielder and 2020 World Series champion; a very solid all-around player with 145 homers and 122 steals. 22.1 WAR.
3B – Lip Pike — One of baseball’s first genuine power stars, tying for the HR lead in 1871 and leading outright in 1872 and 1873; he also once famously beat a racehorse in a sprint.
SS – There is no great fish shortstop, so we have to reach way down to the bottom of our imaginary tank and scoop up Oyster Burns – 25.8 WAR, .300/.368/.445, 135 OPS+, and he led the NL in both homers and RBI in 1890.
2B – Bobby Sturgeon — Slick-fielding Cubs shortstop/second baseman whose career was interrupted by three years in the Navy during WWII; he hit a career-best .296 upon returning in 1946.
1B – Sid Bream — Dependable 11-year first baseman with a 108 OPS+, best remembered for his improbable dash home to win Game 7 of the 1992 NLCS for Atlanta.
C – Hank Conger — Switch-hitting former first-round catcher who played seven seasons with the Angels, Astros and Rays
Bench:
Shad Barry — Turn-of-the-century utility man, 1,073 hits and 3.7 WAR.
Mike Carp — Six MLB seasons, 27 HR, 108 OPS+, 1.9 WAR. Not a star, but we’re getting into the shallow end of the pond.
Chico Salmon – Long enough career but only 1.0 WAR.
Norm Bass – Replacement level. Pitched only parts of three seasons.
Dana Herfurth naked in Easy Girl (2025)
German drama
Nore, a free-spirited femme fatale, moves in with former classmate and serious student Jonna. As they frolic through carefree one-night stands with throwaway men, they come to face Nore’s deeply troubled past as a roadblock to happiness.
All appearances by Dana Herfurth, the younger, German Tilda Swinton