Giglio Island, Italy
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Jessica Alba bootylicious in Italy
Giglio Island, Italy
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Uncle Scoopy's world-weary musings about naked celebrities, sports, humor and other important, manly things.
Damn she’s aged well. Just wish she’d get those tits out
Doesn’t she have a bunch of kids to raise? She always seems to be on a beach somewhere with some new guy.
Don’t discourage her, she might get to me eventually.
3 kids… one just graduated HS, another is approaching 16, and the dude in the photo is Danny Ramirez, the first person she’s been seen with since her divorce last year after 18 years of marriage.
her sons friends probably jerking off to these pictures. I wonder if they do too
I’ll never forgive Derek Jeter for giving her herpes.
Are you a complete ASSHOLE There is absolutely no truth to these claims. The rumor that Derek Jeter transmitted herpes to Jessica Alba is a long-standing internet myth that originated from unsubstantiated tabloid gossip
So the Valtrex is strictly recreational. Got it.
All these Hollywood dancing monkeys have herpes.
Pathetic
Scientists are still doggedly working day and night to determine if this woman has an ounce of talent for anything anywhere in her body. If I were to guess, I’d say the only obvious talent is “hanging around in the public eye for decades by simply partying on exotic-looking islands on various pussy-whipped schmucks’ money.” aka The Klum Gig.
Not going to argue about the talent, but as far as I can tell her net worth is way way more than any of the guys she’s been with over the last 20 years.