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Matilda Price topless in June and John (2025)

Scoop, September 23, 2025 (12:18 pm)September 23, 2025 (1:52 pm) ... 12 comments.

This is a small-budget film written and directed and by former cinema wunderkind, Luc Besson, who is now 66 years old. (How can that be?) It was shot on a smart phone, and was supposedly filmed guerilla-style, without permits, during the 2020 COVID-19 lockdowns in L.A.

Why is the former hot-shot working on minor efforts like this? Besson has fallen from grace in the industry for two reasons. First, he faced a rape accusation in 2018 from an actress who worked in Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets. Second, Valerian (2017) and Anna (2019) lost money.

The story of John, a man who leads an ordinary life with a monotonous routine. His existence flows away dull, and he himself makes no effort to change anything; on the contrary, he does everything to continue being an ordinary man. One day John runs into a woman on the subway who is as beautiful as she is mysterious. His encounter with her finally leads him to have a goal in his bumptious life: to love June to the end of his days and at any cost.

Because one of you is bound to raise the question, I’ll note here that I think the author of that quotation misused “bumptious.” Or maybe I misunderstand what he’s trying to say.

Back to the point:

Matilda resembles a blue-eyed version of Anne Hathaway.


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Samantha Opitz topless in Is It a Crime (2025)

Scoop, September 23, 2025 (10:49 am) ... no comments.

Erotic thriller. USA.

Helen, a wealthy heiress to a large company, has recently married Michael, who works at her family’s firm. Helen asks him if he is ready for a baby which he resists and suggests they rent out their cottage house instead. She rents to Derrick, a businessman. She begins an affair with him and her life spirals out of control in a very unexpected way.


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The film may be watched for free on TUBI.

The Rapture happens today

Scoop, September 23, 2025 (7:30 am)September 23, 2025 (3:48 pm) ... 22 comments.

Well, it’s not clear. It may be today or tomorrow in your area. We don’t know which time zone God uses. Check local listings.

(Or I guess you can just look outside and see if there are rivers of blood, swarms of locusts, dead rising from the grave, etc.)

Given that only faithful Christians will be assumed into heaven, Other Crap should not be affected, although the floods, earthquakes, exploding volcanoes, landslides and tidal waves may cause some interruptions in your internet connectivity.

Sofija Zobina – a breast and maybe a hint of coochie in Agon (2025)

Scoop, September 22, 2025 (1:08 pm)September 22, 2025 (1:10 pm) ... no comments.

Agon is a mocumentary on the athletic preparation and painful destinies of three female athletes participating in some fictional games called “Ludoj 2024.” The athletes compete in three different disciplines: shooting, fencing, and judo, and the three separate stories seem to be unrelated. The Sofia Zobina story concerns the fictitious figure of a young shooting athlete who has already won a gold medal at the Tokyo Olympics but is now broke, and has fallen into disgrace, abandoned by her main sponsor for violating the moral rules of her discipline.


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I suppose there must be some point to this film, but it is beyond my grasp. The reviewer from Vogue seemed to understand it, or at least he was able to bullshit his way through an interview with the director.

Margot Robbie upskirt and areola at a premiere

Scoop, September 22, 2025 (10:13 am)September 23, 2025 (8:01 am) ... 2 comments.

Margot Robbie wearing a sexy dress to the premiere of A Big Bold Beautiful Journey premiere in New York! Legs, cleavage, upskirt and areola can all be seen!

Sample:


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Brooks Nader see-thru at a casual bullshit event

Scoop, September 22, 2025 (10:12 am) ... 1 comment.

Brooks Nader showing nipples while attending the Glance Fashion Week Newsstand Pop-Up event along with her sisters in New York!

Sample:


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The 10 Most Dangerous Hand-to-Hand Weapons Ever Used in Battle

Scoop, September 22, 2025 (9:46 am)September 22, 2025 (9:47 am) ... 6 comments.

I didn’t know this fact from the list: (I hope it’s accurate!)

What makes the sarissa special is its length. While the Greeks used 7-9 foot spears in their phalanx, Phillip II of Macedon equipped his soldiers with pikes 13-20 feet in length depending on need and usage. As such, when he went on to conquer the Greeks, Athenians and Spartans alike could do nothing in the face of this walking wall of spiked death. Their spears were too short to reach the Macedonians.

“Claudia Fijal Goes Out in a See Through Dress!”

Scoop, September 22, 2025 (9:32 am)September 22, 2025 (1:32 pm) ... 1 comment.

Claudia Fijal is an Instagram star from Poland. Her breasts are enormous. Her natural breasts were already enormous, but she wanted them even bigger.

Maryjane Zazueta and Julia Burenok topless in Red Static Rising (2025)

Scoop, September 21, 2025 (7:32 pm)September 21, 2025 (7:35 pm) ... 1 comment.

Micro-budget horror from the USA which also has a micro running time (65 min). There are only 23 votes at IMDb, but the few people who saw it truly despised it. (2.9) That 2.9 actually seems a little high to me. In the history of film, there must have been worse efforts. I mean the odds would dictate that.

But not many.

And they aren’t much worse.

Two girls staying at an isolated house in the country are confronted with a nightmarish presence that warps their perception of reality.

… as nightmarish presences are wont to do.

On the plus side, the women are not bad lookers and they bare their breasts.


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Leni Klum brought some nice cleavage to a swanky bullshit event

Scoop, September 21, 2025 (6:33 am)September 21, 2025 (8:12 am) ... 4 comments.

When it comes to swanky bullshit, what could be swankier and more superficial than an event called “Breakfast at Tiffanys”?

Leni Klum attended Tiffany & Co. Wiesn 2025 during the Oktoberfest 2025 at Käfer Wiesn-Schänke on September 20, 2025 in Munich, Germany. We wouldn’t care about this, but the diminutive, unsmiling beauty gave us some reason to read about it.

There’s something about this facial expression. She looks pretty – and sad.


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