I can’t resist some expansive Salma Hayek cleavage

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Salma Hayek showing big boob cleavage in a black dress as she attends the Kering Foundation’s Caring for Women dinner in New York City along with her husband.

She turns 60 on her next birthday. Amazing!


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Apparently she is married to Daniel Craig’s father. Look at that dipshit. He looks like the engineers of the Hooterville Cannonball if they dressed up in their Sunday church duds. Maybe money can’t buy happiness, but it will absolutely get to you a higher level of female companionship. (Amazingly, he’s only four years older than Salma.)

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Celi Crossland did some fake nudity in 28 Years Later

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28 Years Later is part three of Danny Boyle’s post-apocalyptic saga begun in 28 Days Later. It has, in fact, been more than 20 years since the first film. Critics were impressed (88% at Rotten Tomatoes), and the box office has been sturdy ($70 million domestic, $150 million worldwide so far).

It’s been almost three decades since the rage virus escaped from a biological weapons laboratory. Still living in a ruthlessly enforced quarantine, some have found ways to exist amid the infected. One such group of survivors lives on a small island connected to the mainland by a single, heavily defended causeway. When one of them decides to venture into the dark heart of the mainland, he soon discovers a mutation that has spread to not only the infected, but other survivors as well.

Celi and some others are naked, in theory, but she’s wearing prosthetic breasts and, in the second scene, gives birth through CGI

There’s not much sense in capturing any stills. It’s stuff like this:


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But here are the film clips if you’re curious.

Natalia Verbeke topless in episode 6 of Billionaire’s Bunker

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This is a new Netflix series from Spain. Original title: El refugio atómico

Imagine that World War III is about to break out and a group of billionaires takes refuge in a luxury bunker: Kimera Underground Park. Through screens, they’ll watch the bewildering spectacle of the world they knew collapsing above their heads. As the situation outside becomes increasingly terrifying, they’ll enjoy an underground city with basketball court, restaurant, zen garden, cocktail bar, psychologist’s couch, gym and spa. Their ancient privilege will be reduced to a life adapted to a luxurious hole, an underground universe full of enigmas where a wound from the past will explode between two conflicting families.

There are quite a few sexy situations in the series, but almost no nudity.


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