Christina Aguilera went to see Burlesque the Musical and her ass was jiggling in string underwear!

Polish drama. Literally “Eyes on the Street”

Distant nude in a film within the film

You can find more images from this film and her nudography here.

Polish drama.

A pole dancer takes revenge on a rapist taxi driver by hitting him in the head with a glass bottle.

This seems to be her nude debut on film, so there’s no nudography, but you can find a larger gallery of images from this film at Nudografia.

From the set of Salma Hayek’s Sports Illustrated swimsuit shoot!

Salma Hayek is a favorite of mine (I chatted with her at some length during Sundance in 2003), so a video of her dancing in a bikini should be something to bring joy, and yet something about this made me sad. I guess your mileage may vary.

Camila Cabello in Ibiza

Kehlani Ashley Parrish wearing only a transparent dress and string-bikini underwear at a Balenciaga after-party in Paris.

The Cervantes Spanish-English Dictionary ¹, published by Cambridge University. explains:

Balenciaga, originally spelled Ballenciega, comes from the Spanish “mierda de ballena,” meaning whale shit, and “ciega,” meaning blind. Balenciaga’s founder was Cristóbal Balenciaga, and “Cristóbal” is the Spanish word for Crystal Ballroom, their sophisticated expression for “swanky.” His full name translates as “blinded by swanky whaleshit.” The Spanish use “whale shit” instead of “bullshit” to denote contempt for items of dubious authenticity or merit because the bull is sacred in their culture.

Here is a large gallery of stills and a video.

Footnotes:

1. You know I made that shit up, right?

(This is taken from my beloved #1 NY Times bestseller “Footnotes For the Stupid,” with a foreword by Dan Quayle, who placed it at the end of the book.)

Her first credit below was filmed 50 years ago.

There’s no guarantee of completeless here. She was in a lot of British projects in the 1970s and 80s, and she was already an adult then. There was a bit of nudity in those shows, and I know very little about that world. If you know of more scenes, please let the rest of us know.

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Cherie is in her 70s now, so don’t expect any more nudity, but she’s still working. She’s up to 114 IMDb credits, including one this year.

French historical drama.

Paris, in the late 1960s. Madame Claude is the head of a flourishing business, but the end of her empire is closer than she thinks.

“Madame Claude” was the pseudonym of Fernande Grudet, who ran a high-end prostitution ring in Paris during the 1960s and 70s. She became known for providing call girls to wealthy and prominent clients, including figures in politics, business, and the arts. Many considered her more of a matchmaker than a madame because she brought elegant, beautiful women in contact with rich and powerful men. Because her powerful clients respected her discretion and exclusivity, she established valuable connections and wielded considerable influence.

You may remember that the infamous Just Jaeckin made an earlier version of this story as his next project after Emmanuelle and The Story of O. The Canadian actress Dayle Haddon played one of the leads in that film, which was also titled Madame Claude.

This is a fascinating article about Madame Claude’s … er … services for JFK, right under Jackie’s nose.

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Comedy from the USA. Available on Netflix.

Follows Cora, who feels that her relationship is not going well. She goes back home to win her girlfriend back but she will realize that it’s much more than her love life that needs salvaging.

For those who have been waiting to see Margaret Cho naked, here’s something for both of you.

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