Sexy Italian singer Sabrina Salerno posing in a blue bikini bottom and a wet see through-top on a beautiful location in Greece!
Sabrina Salerno see-through in a wet top
“‘Road House’ Still Reigns as the Best Bad Movie”
No argument from me. I’ve been saying that for decades. I’ve based my life on The Gospel according to Dalton. The New York Times has finally come over from the Dark Side to the Double Deuce.
That NYT article should be available to non-subscribers, so pour yourself a “Double Dews” (Dewars and Mountain Dew) and enjoy it.
And always remember, “Pain don’t hurt.”
You’ve probably read my old article at some time in the past 30 years, but for the record, here it is.
It begins as follows:
Roadhouse is a cinema classic and one of the most entertaining movies ever made. It is the White Trash Hamlet; the Redneck Romeo and Juliet; Macbeth with a Mullet; Timon of Athens, Georgia. If I have to go through the process to name my favorite movie, this certainly makes the short list. I would certainly rank it among my top 10 comedies. I doubt whether making a great comedy was the original intention, but as gamblers say, ‘The cards speak for themselves.’
Bianca Censori cleavage and sideboob in a black outfit
Candid pictures of Bianca Censori showing plenty of big boob cleavage, sideboob and leg as she steps out with Kanye in matching all-black outfits in New York City!
I think you can also spot a hint of areola in some of the shots.
I suppose you can make a long list of Ye’s bad points, but “a bad eye for beautiful women” is not one of them. She looks mah-velous.
Embla Ingelman-Sundberg in Leva Lite (2025)
Swedish drama. Literally: “Live a Little”
On a couch-surfing trip through Europe, Laura wakes up in a guy’s bed without any memories of what happened. Triggered into a both destructive and liberating exploration of her own boundaries, she crosses country borders to find her truth
Florentina Elena Pop naked in Sparta (2022)
Florentina Pop is Italy’s answer to K-Pop
No, wait … it’s a refreshing European micro-brew. Slogan: “Have a few pops.”
No, wait … turns out it’s an actress who has only been in two films
You say you never heard of her? Join the club.
The film is a French/Austrian drama about pedophilia. I gather from the reviews that it’s not exactly pro-pedophilia, but is ambivalent about the lead character’s desires. (He’s a “non-offending pedo” who just admires young boys without molesting them.) The film’s theme and various on-set antics let to a great deal of controversy, as detailed at some length in Wikipedia.
The important thing for us is that there is female nudity:
Amy Forsyth topless in Inedia (2024)
After a series of mysterious and debilitating allergic reactions to food, a young woman joins a radical community of people who claim to be nourished by light.
Yeah, don’t try this at home, kids. I think Karen Carpenter tried the all-light diet.
Connie Stevens nekkid in Scorchy (1976)
Since it came up in another thread.
Also naked in this film, Ingrid Cedergren (see the other thread) .
Brainscan looks at Koo Stark and so much more
More original collages and comments (and some miscellany) from Brainscan:
There is something of a theme in some of today’s offerings. If you take IMDb’s word for it,
Ingrid Cedergren in Scorchy,
Lisa Allison in Love Circles
and Itonia Salchek in Blood Harvest
each appeared in one movie before disappearing from the big screen.
All three were way up in there in the looks department and all three were generous in showing off what good genes and good nutrition gave them. And then they were gone. Well, Lisa – the most exuberantly gifted of the three – did make another appearance of note a year after Love Circles, in the pages of Penthouse; and because it was Penthouse of the 1980s, she is starkers and explicit in her posing (the original scans are not mine and they were not in the best of shape and nothing I could do improved them much, but still…).
I suppose you could construct all sorts of scenarios that has the three women finding joy in something else, which had them give up acting, but as a reader of the Funhouse, I sure wish all had done a lot more.
In that same vein is Alaina Alfaro, also cute as the dickens and well-exposed in 2019’s Return of the Slasher Nurse, as of yet her only movie. Let us all hope she does not follow Ingrid, Lisa and Itonia into the land of obscurity.
Last is Alicia Endemann, who appeared in movies before 2016’s Ma famille t’adore deja, but it was her last appearance and that is a crying shame. The camera loves her and so, I imagine, does more of her audience than some random imager. Do not know why she went away, but it would be nice if she were to re-appear soon and often. Twas the only thing I asked from Santa this year.
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Koo Stark is her own theme, I suppose. When Randy Andy, the second son of HRH Elizabeth II, was a much younger man, he and Koo dated for a couple of years. It was noted at the time that she was an actress and had appeared in the buff, and that, clothes on or off, she looked to be much younger than her 20 or 21 years at the time she made Justine. Really? How much younger? I’d be shocked, shocked I say to learn that Prince Andrew had anything but honorable intentions in his dealings with women younger than 20.
