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Dua Lipa bootylicious

Scoop, June 13, 2025 (4:15 pm) ... no comments.

From Vogue UK


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Marines Raise American Flag Outside Cell Phone Store After Defeating Skateboarding Teenagers

Scoop, June 13, 2025 (4:10 pm) ... 1 comment.

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Full article (The Onion)

The worst songs of the 70s

Scoop, June 13, 2025 (3:54 pm)June 13, 2025 (4:46 pm) ... 35 comments.

I usually quibble with these lists, but this one, save a few minor tweaks, is difficult to dispute. My main man, Terry Jacks, got his just due by skinning both our hearts and our knees.

Get this:

In 2025, Terry Jacks released a new album titled “Gone Fishin’ for Soul” on March 14th

Possible proof there is no god:

Marvin Gaye died at 44.
Terry Jacks is still recording.


Hey, where is “Watchin’ Scotty Grow” on that list? I would have put that one on the list in place of Minnie Riperton. “Loving You” was not really a bad song, just an annoying one. In fact, Bobby Goldsboro has a decent case for the worst song in two consecutive decades: Honey in the 60s and Scotty in the 70s.

(And he’s a multi-tasker. In addition to the worst song, he might also have had the worst hairstyle of both decades.)

1960s

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1970s

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Beer Aficionados Have Chosen the ‘Worst’ Beer in the World

Scoop, June 13, 2025 (3:29 pm) ... 4 comments.

The offending beer was called “thin, flavorless, and odd smelling.”

So it’s sort of like the Macaulay Culkin of beers.

Anheuser-Busch pulled nine of the bottom sixteen spots, while Miller took four more of those places.

Beatrice Dalle nude and explicit sex scenes

Scoop, June 13, 2025 (1:16 pm) ... 2 comments.

Very famous French actress Beatrice Dalle in all her nude and sex scenes from various 90s and early 00s films but especially from her first film “Betty Blue” in which she has many nude and sex scenes including some explicit ones where she kisses a guy’s dick (a real one) and flashes pussy among other nude and sex scenes. This film made her a star overnight, as she was nominated for the prestigious Cesar award and the film was BAFTA- and Oscar-nominated.

Nudity from Maddy May, Piper Parks, Emma Massalone and others in Death Streamer (2024)

Scoop, June 13, 2025 (11:33 am)June 13, 2025 (11:33 am) ... no comments.

USA horror. 3.0 at IMDb.

A modern day vampire opts to adapt to the modern age by employing technologically advanced glasses that enable him to not only hunt his victims in and out of the virtual world…but also LIVE STREAM his bloody feasts for all to see. As this high-tech ghoul continues to glut on his screaming victims, his internet-based cult of personality expands, and soon, he finds himself with a rabid fanbase, all of them addicted to watching his sickening slaughter. But when an intrepid trio of young supernatural investigators lock-down on the trail of the “Death Streamer”, the fiend turns the tables and begins stalking them. As supernatural murder continues its vile viral media-onslaught, will our three heroes be able to stop the unholy monster in his tracks, or just end up as more gory “content” for his channel?.

I watched quite a bit of this and I can tell you that it is just as good as it sounds.

It does have some attractive topless women, including the following and others:

Emma Massalone

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Maddy May

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Paper Parks

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You can find Zorg’s 1080hd film clip here.

Paz de la Huerta is back – with an exposed nipple

Scoop, June 13, 2025 (10:34 am)June 17, 2025 (2:36 pm) ... 2 comments.

She’s 40 now, and I haven’t seen her in about a decade. I read in Interview magazine that she’s now a successful painter, and that her paintings have provided therapy to help her cope with a difficult life. You may know that she filed a lawsuit against Harvey Weinstein, based on sexual assault and harassment, and she also claims that her parents subjected her to abuse in Satanic rites.

Paz de la Huerta for Face Magazine – June 2025


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Full photoshoot here

“Prayer is invalid with the presence of dog hair”

Scoop, June 13, 2025 (9:51 am)June 13, 2025 (3:00 pm) ... no comments.

I was beginning to wonder why none of mine are ever answered. Man, God is strict

— and so specific.

As Latka might say, heaven is a tough town.

Also:

Dog walking is a clear crime. The bans include both dog walking and driving with dogs.

If I lived there, I would pretty much be the Al Capone of Iran. Based on their rules, I’ve committed five to ten dog-related crimes per day since I was a child. (And probably at least a dozen daily non-canine crimes.)

And the worst part is that I can’t even pray for forgiveness because of that dog hair rule.

Claire Skinner nude in A Dance to the Music of Time s1e1 (1997)

Scoop, June 13, 2025 (4:26 am)June 13, 2025 (4:28 am) ... 8 comments.

Full-frontal and rear nudity on British TV



Maybe a slight see-thru from Chase Sui Wonders

Scoop, June 12, 2025 (6:25 pm) ... 1 comment.

.. or not. But I think so.

Nice either way.


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