I was beginning to wonder why none of mine are ever answered. Man, God is strict
— and so specific.
As Latka might say, heaven is a tough town.
Also:
Dog walking is a clear crime. The bans include both dog walking and driving with dogs.
If I lived there, I would pretty much be the Al Capone of Iran. Based on their rules, I’ve committed five to ten dog-related crimes per day since I was a child. (And probably at least a dozen daily non-canine crimes.)
And the worst part is that I can’t even pray for forgiveness because of that dog hair rule.