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Daphne Patakia naked in Belladone (2025) – and the rest of her career

Scoop, June 26, 2025 (2:17 pm)August 4, 2025 (11:58 am) ... 6 comments.

Belladone is a dystopian sci-fi flick from France.

In 2050, a law requires elderly people to go to institutions to end their lives so as not to be a burden on society. To escape this injunction, a small group of seniors hides on an island cut off from the world. A 30-year-old woman takes care of these rebellious rebels by imposing a fairly strict lifestyle to protect them.

The arrival of a sailboat brings joy and life back to the small community anesthetized by routine. But the caregiver is suspicious of the intentions of these newcomers, who advocate uninhibited hedonism. Her suspicion turns to worry when the old members start dying one after the other.


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The film clips are included in her nudography below

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Daphne, a Belgian of Greek heritage who began her film career in Greek movies, has appeared here approximately a bazillion times.

Prior to those scenes, she did perhaps her best nude scene in her nude debut (Spring Awakening. 2015) That film even included a close-up of her genitalia.

Her complete nudography (as far as I know):

2015 – Spring Awakening
2016 – Akryliko
2017 – Journey From Greece
2018 – Versailles, s3e4
2019 – Winona
2021 – Benedetta
2022 – The Five Devils
2022 – OVNI, s2e6
2023 – Sur La Branche
2023 – Everybody Calls Me Mike
2024 – All For One
2025 – Belladone
2025 – Our Wildest Days

Here are film clips from each of those performances, except All For One, which is here, and Our Wildest Days, which is here.

Phoebe Dynevor’s nipple-free “topless” scene in Inheritance (2025)

Scoop, June 26, 2025 (12:11 pm) ... no comments.

A thriller from the USA. Currently streaming on many major services.

When Maya learns that her father was once a spy, she suddenly finds herself at the center of an international conspiracy. In her quest for answers, she must travel the globe, mastering her father’s skills and unraveling the mysteries of his past.

The New York Times described it as follows:

‘Inheritance’: A Thriller Without Thrills Shot on an iPhone

Well, that overview didn’t exactly whet my appetite, so I didn’t watch the film, but I found the nude scene as underwhelming as the Times found the rest of the film.


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I guess she’s wearing pasties (??). Between that and the framing & editing, it’s basically not a nude scene at all. At least that was my take. You can decide for yourself in the video


Phoebe has done much better nude scenes before.

Juliette Van Emmerik naked in Project Herbert (2024)

Scoop, June 26, 2025 (2:13 am)June 26, 2025 (2:16 am) ... no comments.

Dutch dramedy

When introverted municipal officer HERBERT (40) is suddenly kicked out of his mother’s house, he stumbles into the chaos of an overheated housing market. A desperate search lands him, by mistake, in a vibrant and lively student house. Herbert clings to his own routines, but the wild parties, disorganized students, and constant plumbing issues are pushing him to his breaking point. He feels completely out of place. However, returning to his mother is not an option. His adaptability is tested on all sides. And just when he begins using his bureaucratic know-how to fix the chaos in the house, his own colleagues turn against him. Herbert will have to choose a new path to get his life back on track.


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Julie Christie naked in Darling (1965)

Scoop, June 26, 2025 (1:00 am)June 26, 2025 (1:10 am) ... 6 comments.

This British film was nominated for five Oscars, including the two most prestigious, Best Director (John Schlesinger) and Best Picture. It did not win those grand prizes, but Julie Christie was selected for the Best Actress Oscar. The film has recently been released in a remastered 4K edition.

Young, attractive, and vivacious, model Diana Scott (Julie Christie) is firmly determined to become rich and famous, and she does not hesitate to take bold steps to succeed. She finally strikes gold when she meets Robert Gold, a well-known television journalist who not only introduces her into new social and professional circles, but also abandons his family to live with her. Diana seems to have happily combined success and love. However, in those roaring sixties, others are ready to offer her even more money, fame, and fun than Robert can.

From a 2025 perspective, it is difficult to understand just how groundbreaking this nudity was. Although there had been some post-code nudity in 1963 (Promises! Promises!) and 1964 (The Pawnbroker), neither of those featured an acclaimed actress in a consequential movie. Although Julie’s nudity was cut for distribution in the USA1, it was shown elsewhere, making Julie the first winner of the Best Actress award to perform a nude scene in her winning performance2, and the first major actress to do any significant nudity in the three decades following the Code enforcement date of July 1, 1934. 3

Julie was far ahead of her time. It would be five years before another Best Actress winner would perform a nude scene in her winning performance (Glenda Jackson, Women in Love). Even Helen Mirren was four years behind Julie in the nudity race.


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Footnote 1: Because Julie’s nudity was cut for U.S. distribution, it is possible to argue that the first distinguished actresses to appear nude in a significant film in the USA were Vanessa Redgrave and Jane Birkin, who performed nude scenes in Blow-Up (1966). MGM defied the Code by daring to release Blow-Up uncut, without the “Seal of Approval.”

Footnote 2: Claudette Colbert had done a nude scene and had won the Best Actress Oscar, but for two different films.

Footnote 3: Marilyn Monroe might have blazed that trail, and there is 1962 footage of her nude scene in Something’s Got To Give, but that film was never completed. Monroe also filmed a nude scene for The Misfits (1961), and that would have been a major shocker in 1961, but director John Huston decided not to include it in the final print. To date, the footage has not been made public. (Pre-code nudity is discussed here.)

Nora El Koussour topless in Love Me, Love Me Not (2025)

Scoop, June 25, 2025 (9:20 pm)June 25, 2025 (9:24 pm) ... no comments.

Dutch made-for-TV dramedy from the Dutch equivalent of PBS.

Ines is a woman in her late twenties who calls herself a poet, and is constantly being reminded that she has not entered the real, adult world. Her roommate and best friend: a steady boyfriend, a job in a gallery, friends who make adult choices. Ines has nothing, except a lot of sex. She has never been loved, only wanted, and when the latter is gone, there is nothing left. Her life needs a new direction. Can she ever become an adult without sacrificing what makes her unique?


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Linnea Quigley and Tracy Dali in Virgin High (1991)

Scoop, June 25, 2025 (8:27 pm)June 26, 2025 (11:43 am) ... 1 comment.

Screwball youthploitation comedy

The girlfriend of a dweeb is sent away to a Catholic girls’ boarding school by her uptight Dad (Burt Ward) in order to protect her from amorous advances. Rounding up support from his faithful friends, the dipshit sets out to free his girl (Tracy Dali) from the hell of imposed celibacy.

Virgin High featured topless scream queens and Burt Ward. In other words, it had everything a movie really needs, as this trailer demonstrates:

They don’t make trailers like that any more, do they?

Oh, sure, this is a totally dumb (3.7 at IMDb) movie, but dammit, I miss the 80s and 90s, when they made totally dumb movies on purpose, as the good lord intended.

If only MAGA stood for Make America Goofy Again.

Traci Dali

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Linnea Quigley

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Johnny Moronic’s film clips are here

This is a real headline:

Scoop, June 25, 2025 (6:54 pm)June 25, 2025 (7:50 pm) ... 1 comment.

“Jeff Bezos alters Venice wedding plans after threat of inflatable crocodiles“

The back-up plan if the crocs failed: the Underdog blimp.

Luciana Grasso and Estefania Nicolo topless in Vera and the Pleasure of Others (2024)

Scoop, June 25, 2025 (4:38 pm)June 25, 2025 (4:39 pm) ... no comments.

Coming-of-age dramedy from Argentina. It has not been widely circulated, judging from the small number of votes and reviews at IMDb.

Vera, in between school and volleyball classes, rents out an empty flat to teenagers looking for a place to have sex. Her scheme to make money develops into the discovery of her own sexual desires.

Luciana Grasso

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Luciana Grasso (left) and an unknown

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Luciana Grasso (top) and Estefania Nicolo

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Estefania Nicolo

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Videos

Sinatra Monroe in Once Upon A Time In The Valley (a new porn parody)

Scoop, June 25, 2025 (3:37 pm) ... 2 comments.

I don’t really know anything about the porn biz, and I’m not usually interested, but this looks like it might be kinda fun:

Once Upon A Time In The Valley recently premiered on Wicked, and is set in the glittery, cutthroat world of the Los Angeles adult entertainment industry!
Stunning and busty redhead Sinatra Monroe stars as “Red” in the first episode, “Welcome To The Valley.”

Sample captures here.

Charlotte Lawrence really knows how to dress for a party

Scoop, June 24, 2025 (4:26 pm) ... 5 comments.

Charlotte at the ELLE’s Women in Music dinner in NYC at the end of May


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