Screwball youthploitation comedy
The girlfriend of a dweeb is sent away to a Catholic girls’ boarding school by her uptight Dad (Burt Ward) in order to protect her from amorous advances. Rounding up support from his faithful friends, the dipshit sets out to free his girl (Tracy Dali) from the hell of imposed celibacy.
Virgin High featured topless scream queens and Burt Ward. In other words, it had everything a movie really needs, as this trailer demonstrates:
They don’t make trailers like that any more, do they?
Oh, sure, this is a totally dumb (3.7 at IMDb) movie, but dammit, I miss the 80s and 90s, when they made totally dumb movies on purpose, as the good lord intended.
If only MAGA stood for Make America Goofy Again.
Traci Dali
Linnea Quigley
Johnny Moronic’s film clips are here
Oh, how I wish my options at the cineplex last weekend were How to Train Your Dragon, Elio, 28 Years Later and Virgin High