She has her own special excuse for walking through New York in a see-thru top: daylight.
Maggie Lindemann was basically topless at a swanky bullshit event
The singer/songwriter showed off a dazzling figure at the Grace Ling show during New York Fashion Week.
Paris Jackson basically showed up topless for an EE72 magazine party
Paris Jackson bared her chest as she went bra-free in a totally sheer top during New York Fashion Week on Friday.
College Pigskin, week 3
There were some meaningful games this week.
#6 Georgia and #15 Tennessee battled to a standstill, but somebody had to win, and that was Georgia, in overtime.
The same thing happened with #8 Notre Dame and #16 Texas A&M. The teams were dead even. The Aggies won with a last-minute TD.
South Florida had somehow been vaulted into the nation’s #18 position following their surprise victory over Florida, when the entire nation learned for the first time that their team name is the Bulls. It turns out that victory was some kind of Bull shit, or maybe Florida just isn’t that good, because #5 Miami left the Bulls bleeding in the sand, 49-12.
Alleged #12 Clemson disappointed for the third week in a row with a loss to unranked Georgia Tech.
#11 South Carolina didn’t just lose to Vanderbilt, they got curb-stomped, 31-7. I’m not sure who their coach is or what his contract looks like, but a 24-point loss to Vanderbilt should be grounds for instant dismissal, or at least a public flogging.
In other, sillier news:
#23 Michigan had a close call, but narrowly escaped with a 63-3 victory over Hamburger U. Their triumph was marred only by a field goal by Ronald McDonald. Some pundits cried “foul” on the FG because they claimed Mr. McDonald’s giant shoes are weighted.
That wasn’t the slaughter o’ the week. #22 Indiana beat Indiana State 73-0. I don’t know what the spread was, but I’m pretty sure they covered it. State amassed 38 yards passing and 39 rushing in 51 plays from scrimmage. Meanwhile, Indiana ran up 680 yards of offense from scrimmage. You probably need to be a basketball fan to name Indiana State’s team. They are the Sycamores. The only time anyone outside of Terre Haute has ever noticed this name was in 1979, when their basketball team was undefeated until the final game of the NCAA tournament, when they lost to Michigan State. It was the first time they had ever made the tournament at all, and they almost ran the table! They had a pretty good forward you may recall, Larry something. Michigan State had a fairly good player of its own, a certain Earvin Johnson Jr.
Merrimack has now lost to Kent State and Kennesaw State in the same year. I have not done the research, but they are probably the only team in history to be able to make that claim. They did win a game this year, against St Anselm, who was the patron saint of athletes. Oh, wait. I didn’t read far enough. He was the patron saint of athlete’s foot. St. Anselm is a D2 school, so that victory doesn’t count for bowl eligibility. Somehow, I think Merrimack may not care about that. Their goal is to finish the season without any fatalities.
Speaking of Kent State, they almost won a second game. They were up at halftime and lost by just 3. That loss is good for mankind, because the Book of Revelations indicates that two Kent State wins in one season will trigger the worst catastrophes imaginable: plagues, famine, Timothee Chalamet movies, and athlete’s foot. (More work for good St. Anselm.)
How do you know you aren’t really ready for D1 football? When you give up 43 points in one quarter – to Toledo. Ouch. Morgan State is one of the HBCU group, and is highly regarded as an academic and research university. They do play D1 ball in the FCS group. Now ask yourself a question. If you were a truly outstanding black athlete with aspirations to a pro career or even just a great college career, would this be your choice? Of course not. It might be the last institute of higher learning on your list, except for Rabbinical schools. They are never going to be able to recruit great prospects, or even decent prospects. Maybe they could use some of that D1 scholarship money for something they can compete in. I hear pickleball is hot.
The Favorite Alcoholic Beverages of 10 American Presidents
Based on this list, only William McKinley liked an unusual (and quite potent) drink. My biggest surprise: Teddy Roosevelt had a reputation as a rugged, manly guy. I picture him as a “whisky, neat” kind of guy. Who knew he was an umbrella-drink pussy like me?
Many other Presidents, among those not mentioned here, liked to tipple:
Franklin Pierce was possibly our drunkest President. He was a notorious drunkard in his young days, then abstained for years until his son died, whereupon he really started hitting the bottle. Pierce’s opponents derided him with phrases like “the Hero of Many a well-fought bottle.” He died of cirrhosis of the liver.
Grover Cleveland drank about a half dozen beers every day, presumably non-consecutively.
Tricky Dick Nixon was known to get drunk in the evening and start feeling sorry for himself.
Martin Van Buren drank vast amounts of whiskey, but people said that he never seemed drunk. His nickname was Blue Whiskey Van.
James Buchanan, Chester Alan Arthur and Ulysses S. Grant were also big boozers. (Grant’s drinking was a source of one of Lincoln’s wittiest remarks. When people accused then-General Grant of being a drunk, Lincoln’s rejoinder was, “Find out what brand of whiskey he drinks, so that I can send a barrel of it to each of my other generals”)
George W. Bush, James K. Polk and Andrew Johnson sort of belong in their own category
Dubya always seemed drunk and confused, but he had actually become a teetotaler at least a decade before he was elected. As a young man, he reportedly consumed a wide variety of drinks and drugs. He was therefore both a heavy drinker and a teetotaler, like Franklin Pierce. In Bush’s case, sobriety won. In Pierce’s case, the bottle won.
Andrew Johnson was not a heavy drinker in general, but he was drunk at his own inauguration, which is pretty gangster.
Polk was not reputed to be a teetotaler (he drank wine now and then), but he forbade serving alcohol at the White House.
The following Presidents were known to be teetotalers:
Benjamin Harrison
Millard Fillmore
Rutherford B. Hayes
William H. Taft
Joe Biden
Donald J. Trump
The others were moderate drinkers.
Some of their favorite beverages are mentioned in the linked article. Others are known as well:
Harry Truman liked an occasional bourbon.
FDR liked brandy.
Gerald Ford liked an occasional gin and tonic.
Andrew Jackson preferred whiskey.
The nudity from the new Polish series The Breslau Murders
The title in Polish is simply “Breslau.”
This is an original series from Disney+, which is kind of surprising, given all the nudity and violence. I suppose it’s the new adult Mickey. The gloves are off, both literally and figuratively. So are the little buttoned shorts. He’s now wearing a chalk-striped double-breasted suit and a fedora while he pals around with Ron Jeremy. And the gloves are off so he can show off his pinky ring.
Set in the years leading up to World War Two, Disney+’s first original Polish series, “The Breslau Murders,” tells the story of Franz Podolsky, a police commissioner of Polish origin investigating a murder that threatens to disrupt the Nazi German propaganda campaign around the approaching 1936 Olympic Games in Berlin. The director says the series draws striking parallels with the present, as fears of conflict again unsettle Central Europe.
Agata Rozyka in episode 6
Sandra Drzymalska in episode 1
Sandra Drzymalska in episode 2
Sandra Drzymalska in episode 3
Magda Graziowska in episode 1
Magda Graziowska in episode 2
Katarzyna Zarychta in episode 7
“7 more minor celebs in leaked nudes and sex videos”
I don’t think there is anything new here, but if you’re curious, the people covered are:
- Snowboard athlete Hannah Teter
- Indie musician Kate Copeland
- Actress Kelli Williams
- Famous French actress Jeanne Balibar (on stage)
- Canadian country/folk musician and songwriter Aline Deanna.
- British jockey Lizzie Kelly
- some TikTok rando
I previously covered Jeanne Balibar performing and rehearsing Bajazet here.
Lourdes Leon breast-slip at a weird bullshit event
For one night they transformed Studio 54 into its 1975 glory.
Thank god for shallow people. We owe them so much.
Here’s Lourdes at the Valentino Beauty Revives Studio 54 event in New York (September 10)
