The Europeans really know how to do reality shows. Adam sucht Eva is a naked dating show from RTL. Many other European countries have been running the same show for years. (Info from Wikipedia)

Here’s the uncensored preview of the German version.

Here’s the info page.

“British reality star Jessica Wright was a sexy vampire for Halloween and apparently vampires in Britain wear see-through dresses and no bras.”

… again, as the Good Lord intended.

… as the Good Lord intended

This is the Coen Brothers’ first made-for-Netflix film. It will be in a few theaters Thursday or Friday, and on Netflix as of the 16th

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YES0lLXIIz4

Noah is Miley’s younger, not-as-naked sister.

Per Batty: “New Polish show Ślepnąc od Świateł (Blinded by the lights) premiered last Saturday, and I finally watched the whole season. Show is pretty amazing with some very nice nudity. In Episode 1, 36-year old Marta Malikowska shows breasts while lying in bath and talking on phone.”

I have not seen this before, but it seems to be real. The tattoos match.

This Streisand topless scene is from The Owl and the Pussycat (1970).

The scene was on the first VHS prints of the film, but I don’t think you’ll find it in any recent media. It is not on the DVD I watched.

This was her best nude scene, in a movie called Circle of Two. (1981) She was showing her stuff to an aged Richard Burton, who told her to get dressed.

(So you KNOW he was a talented actor, because that horny bastard seldom passed up a chance like this in real life. She was 17 at the time. Burton was 55 and looked older.)

The entire movie is on Youtube (below)

If you click on this, it goes directly to the nude scene, but you can always go back to the start if you want to watch the entire crappy movie.

Joanna Page’s amusing sex scene from Love Actually

The structure of Love Actually is sheer genius.

Here’s why:

If you’re like me, it’s not easy for you to get through a movie without a pee break. I need to leave, but hate to because I don’t want to miss anything.

About halfway through Love Actually, the director actually provides a pee break. Rowan Atkinson does some interminably long, slapstick routine as a salesman gift-wrapping something or another with excessive ostentation. I’m not sure exactly what he did, because I was pissing, but it was such juvenile humor that it would have embarrassed Jerry Lewis.

So if this movie comes up on cable or something and you can’t pause it, just wait until you see Mr. Fucking Bean, and leave to take a nice, relaxing whizz. You have a full three minutes where absolutely nothing happens. Bean will be finishing up his fumbling and silly faces just as you return. And this works out well because the rest of the movie is pretty damned good!

I think I speak for all middle-aged and elderly men when I say that Mr. Bean should be placed in the middle of every movie in a totally unnecessary three-minute scene. That way I would know exactly when to hit the head. This would be especially useful in the middle of one of those twisty thrillers, because I hate missing a crucial plot development. It doesn’t even matter if it’s a heavy drama. Hell, it can be a Eugene O’Neill script, or the filmed version of a Russian play, or even fucking King Lear. Bean won’t break the mood because he’s never funny anyway, just annoying. Anyway, if it’s some highbrow period piece, just say he’s the court jester or something.

But you should do this only for the theatrical release. You can cut his smarmy, mugging face out of the Blu-Ray, because I can pause that to take a leak.