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That slim cutie Clémence Poesy topless at 19 (.gif)

Scoop, November 5, 2018 (11:49 pm) ... no comments.

Clémence Poesy in Bienvenue Chez les Rozes (2002)

You recognize her as Fleur Delacour from the Harry Potter films.

Ruth Gabriel’s notorious nude scene in Dias Contados (.gif)

Scoop, November 5, 2018 (11:43 pm) ... no comments.

Ruth spread open and showed it all in this 1994 film, but you couldn’t get much of a look at it. Fort Bushy was guarding the precious gold.

Lea Seydoux nekkid in HD

Scoop, November 5, 2018 (11:36 pm) ... no comments.

Thank heaven for this pic. I thought Lea would never get naked.

Actually, I googled “Lea Seydoux wearing clothing” and I was surprised that there were a few pics! Maybe they were ‘shopped.

Gigi Hadid’s booty

Scoop, November 5, 2018 (11:30 pm) ... no comments.

I may have linked to this picture before, but it’s a nice one.

The latest episode of The Deuce (gallery)

Scoop, November 5, 2018 (10:54 pm) ... no comments.

There was almost no nudity in the new episode of The Deuce. In this gallery, go to the very end of page two to see the only bare flesh.

(No ID at this moment)

Batty has the video link, as usual.

Eugenie Bouchard – bikini bottoms; quad bike

Scoop, November 5, 2018 (7:55 pm) ... no comments.

Eugenie Bouchard Instagram, Nov 5. Awesome!

“He is divorced and lives with his teenage son and their 11 sex dolls.”

Scoop, November 5, 2018 (7:48 pm) ... no comments.

“These dolls are not cheap. Made to look ultra-realistic, they usually cost around $2,000 each. In China, partly because of the one-child policy, there are now 34 million more men than there are women, according to the latest census. More and more men are turning to sex dolls for companionship.”

Nebraska now has an honest tourism slogan

Scoop, November 5, 2018 (7:46 pm) ... no comments.

“Honestly, it’s not for everyone.”

This is probably the best state slogan since Arkansas had “Home of the firm, calloused handshake.”

Although I like Oklahoma’s “Don’t ask. We don’t know what a sooner is either.”

Or Wyoming’s “Plenty of free parking.”

Or maybe New Jersey’s “No slogan. You gotta problem wit dat?”

“MCCAYSVILLE DRUG & GUN”

Scoop, November 5, 2018 (7:37 pm) ... 1 comment.

“Prescriptions – Guns – Ammo”

Providing the tri-state area with quality pharmacy services and firepower!

This place is almost heaven. If they also operated a brothel, they would meet all of life’s needs.

Homer Simpson once claimed that beer was the solution to all of life’s problems, as well as the cause, but I’m thinking McCaysville Drug & Gun may have an even stronger claim to both parts of that equation. You can get wasted, then get a gun to commit a violent crime. And when you return, you can take advantage of old man McCay’s friendly refund policy, and turn the murder weapon back in for full store credit! That means you can get bandages and pain-killers to treat the wounds you suffered in the police shoot-out.

And best of all, most insurance plans are accepted, so you can start getting those drugs for free, or close to it, as soon as you meet your deductible!

Yessssssssssssss! The 2019 “Goats in Trees” calendar is here

Scoop, November 5, 2018 (7:21 pm) ... no comments.

Screw all those pictures of sexy women and beautiful landscapes. Here is the right way to usher in 2019.

The publisher claims, “BrownTrout’s keen eye for contemporary design and trends makes us the preferred supplier in this product category.” I’m guessing they are not only the preferred supplier, but probably the only supplier, of Goats-in-Trees calendars.

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