Micro-budget horror film rated 2.8 at IMDb. And that might be a little high.

They seem to have spent all the money they had on the art for the DVD box, which is pretty cool:

Unfortunately, nothing like that lower scene is in the film, and the actual monster is a guy in an ape suit with a totally non-matching “wolf” head. I guess it is supposed to be a wolf, given the name of the film. Also, “Blood of the Were-Raccoon’s Claw” sounds less impressive, even though the creature has five clawed fingers.

Students discover a sorcerer-monk’s sarcophagus at their college’s old monastery, where monks were killed by a demon werewolf. They find a flesh-bound book and use dark magic to resurrect the beast.

I wonder if one can study to be a sorcerer-monk. I might be willing to give up my title as philosopher-prince for a better hyphenate. Would I major in magic with a minor in theology, or vice-versa, or some other combination?

I guess I would base my education on the crowd I was trying to fit in. With my current title, I know how to focus. When around royalty, as I so often am, I call myself a prince-philosopher. When arguing with the professors, I use philosopher-prince. When around musicians, I just call myself, “The philosopher formerly known as prince.”

On the other hand, if I ran into a book bound in human flesh, I wouldn’t think “Hey, this author had some good, tuned-in vibes. Forget about Thomas Aquinas and Francis of A-fucking-sisi. I’m gonna try some of this guy’s ideas instead.”

Jamie’s two shower scenes seem to me to be the same shower scene used twice, but it doesn’t matter, because they (or it) are completely unnecessary and unrelated to the plot.

… which is not a bad thing, because the nude scene(s) aren’t bad at all. They are the only worthwhile moments in the film, so the first scene was worth repeating, as opposed to presenting additional werebeasts.

Although I would like to see what they could do with a WereGoldenRetriever.

Videos. Don’t comment that the two showers are really the same scene, music and all. I already told you that.

She is now Millie Bonnie (her birth name)

or Millie Bonnie Bongiovi (her legal married name)

“Just drop the Brown. Drop the Bobby,” she said in an interview. “It’s just Millie Bonnie Bongiovi.”

“Millie Bon Bon,” she added.

I knew there had to be somebody less interesting than Julia Fox, but I had forgotten about Ms. Bon Bon.

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The nudity in the previous episodes can be found here.

This is an offbeat horror film that Hollywood Reporter called a “surreal phantasmagoria.” That was their polite way of saying “some really fucked-up shit.” You can get the general idea from the film clip below.

IMDb: 5.1
Metacritic: 38/100
Tomato Meter: 30%
Popcorn Meter: 57%

A young athlete descends into a world of terror when he’s invited to train with a legendary champion whose charisma curdles into something darker.

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Julia has been naked before, but I can’t think of many women I am less interested in.

… maybe Bella Thorne.

Leigh-Anne Pinnock at The Fashion Awards, 2025

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More Kari-mania from Johnny Moronic.

A psychology professor hires Lila to do tests, as she’s hypersensitive in seeing into the past. She sees his old student and lover, who was murdered.

The role of said psyche prof is essayed by none other than the ubiquitous Eric Roberts. The eminent Mr. Roberts now has 95 films “upcoming” on IMDb. Nobody can accuse him of lacking energy.

With different lighting, this sex scene with Kari and Professor Roberts could have been an all-time great.

Johnny’s film clips and raw HD captures can be found here

Erotic dramedy

A married couple hold their boss hostage in their apartment and force him to watch their sex escapades to rejuvenate their failing marriage.

Collages and clips from Johnny Moronic

Johnny’s film clips are here

Including some pretty explicit stuff from Spicoli’s girl

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