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These were Abraham Lincoln’s last words

Scoop, January 10, 2026 (1:29 am)January 10, 2026 (3:33 am) ... 3 comments.

Not sure why I became curious about this- maybe this thread.

One of the following represents the final words Honest Abe spoke to his Mary:

1. Suddenly I have a great headache. Man, that shit hurts.

2. As much as I dread death with so much left to accomplish, even death is more welcome than having to sit through the rest of this fucking play.

3. After all the work I did to save this union, and all I need to do to rebuild it, it’s now in the hands of that asshole, Johnson.

4. There is no city on earth I so much desire to see as Jerusalem.

5. She won’t think anything about it.

There doesn’t seems to be complete agreement on this. It is either 4 or 5. Number five seems more likely.

Jenovefa Bokova naked in Franz (2025)

Scoop, January 10, 2026 (12:47 am)January 10, 2026 (1:02 am) ... 2 comments.

This is a German-language biopic of Franz Kafka. It was directed by the esteemed Agnieszka Holland, an Oscar and BAFTA nominee whose career as a screenwriter and director dates back more than 50 years. Her projects have reached across much of Europe and even to North America, where she directed episodes of some of the greatest American TV shows (The Wire, House of Cards).

Actress Jenovefa Bokova plays the part of Milena Jesenská, Kafka’s translator and very infrequent lover. Although they worked together remotely for years, a time when they wrote each other almost daily, of matters both businesslike and romantic, their physical contact lasted only five days of their lifetimes. That limited duration made their time together precious and desperately passionate. Despite their fleeting physical contact, she meant so much to him that he left his diaries to her when he died.

About two decades after her time with Kafka, as a leader of the anti-Nazi resistance, she died in the Ravensbrück concentration camp. She wasn’t killed there, but died of natural causes with the end of the war in sight, an irony that seemed … well … Kafkaesque.


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Małgorzata Gorol topless in the season two premiere of Klangor

Scoop, January 9, 2026 (9:58 pm)January 10, 2026 (6:30 am) ... no comments.

Season 2 focuses on Hela Zdun (Małgorzata Gorol), who returns to Poland after 15 years in exile to rebuild her family, but her daughter disappears shortly after their first meeting. Drawn into the dark world of prison connections, violence, and family secrets, Hela begins her own investigation. For her, it’s not only a fight for the truth, but also a last chance to become more than an absent mother.


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The images come from Nudografia, where you can also view her past nudity, which is fairly extensive.

Kieran Shipka see-thru

Scoop, January 9, 2026 (8:59 pm) ... 5 comments.

I’m not sure what you can see, but for what it’s worth …


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Sydney Sweeney prepares for her role in Orangefinger

Scoop, January 9, 2026 (8:52 pm)January 10, 2026 (1:03 am) ... 1 comment.

Worst Bond rip-off ever.

🎶
Orangefinger
He’s the man
The man the tacky touch
It’s always too much
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“Do you expect me to talk?”

“No, Mr. Bond, I expect to deport you to El Salvador. Fort Knox is in Kentucky, you’re not an American citizen, and you have no papers. In short, you are an illegal alien. I hope you enjoy your stay at CECOT, although they prefer stirring to shaking. ”


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Rihanna oils up her booty to sell the Fenty Valentine’s Day line

Scoop, January 9, 2026 (8:38 pm) ... 1 comment.


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Jamie Tisdale naked and dead in episode one of His & Hers

Scoop, January 9, 2026 (8:08 pm)January 9, 2026 (10:00 pm) ... 2 comments.

New mini-series on Netflix, a mystery with secrets and twists.

Two estranged spouses — one a detective, the other a news reporter — vie to solve a murder in which each believes the other is a prime suspect.

Although the His & Hers series is set in Georgia, it is based on an eponymous book by Alice Feeney about a murder in a small British village. The book’s plot entangles two people who used to be a couple, a BBC news anchor and a detective. They both become suspects as they investigate the case, uncovering secrets and lies from their shared history.

I’m not going to watch the rest of the series for two reasons:

1. I know how the book comes out. (And I disliked it. One way to surprise readers of a mystery is to present a solution that could not possibly be true. The motive is plausible, but the details of the murder are not. So, yeah, I was surprised. And disappointed.)

2. The narrative technique is, in my opinion, too faithful to the book. The book alternates between the p.o.v. of the detective, the newswoman, and a player to be named later. That is a very effective literary technique because a reader is always aware that he is not reading an omniscient, objective point of view. When adapted too literally to film, switching constantly from her story to his and back, this technique becomes both annoying and confusing.

It’s a pulpy, juicy story, so you may enjoy it as a guilty pleasure watch. The premise is promising and the characters are interesting, but don’t say I didn’t warn you about the ending, which seems to emerge from left field, and frankly doesn’t seem possible. (I’m assuming the series ends as the book did. Since I stopped watching, that may or may not be the case.)


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Tessa Thompson also did a clothed sex scene.


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Linda Blair follow-up

Scoop, January 9, 2026 (3:52 pm) ... 2 comments.

Follow up to the Chained Heat post

This pic has been circulated through the internet as Linda Blair. It is not. It is Lindsay Freeman, using the pseudonym “Baby Breese,” from a pictorial named “Free as a Breese,” in the January, 1976 USA edition of Penthouse, page 57.

You can find the full pictorial here.

Linda Blair in a scene deleted from many recent releases of Chained Heat (1983)

Scoop, January 9, 2026 (4:30 am)January 9, 2026 (3:55 pm) ... 12 comments.

Update: DVD clip added.

Another WIP exploitation classic from the genre of “All right, you dames, bend over and spread those cheeks.”

Young Carol Henderson ends up in prison, where she must learn how to survive in an environment plagued by violence, murder, rape, racism, drugs, and staff corruption and brutality.

These images can be seen on all mainstream releases.


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I don’t know whether we’ll ever see an HD version of the (quite graphic) scene where she is raped by Dean Wormer.


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Ivana Baquero, Jamaica Vaughan and Eden Hart naked in episode 7 of The House of Ashur

Scoop, January 9, 2026 (1:18 am)January 9, 2026 (3:39 am) ... 2 comments.

The last time I looked at this, the thumbnails were acting weird, but the links did lead to the proper full-sized images. If the problem persists, the full gallery can be viewed here.

Ivana Baquero

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Jamaica Vaughan (and India Shaw-Smith)

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Eden Hart

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Clarification: Ashur makes love to Jamaica Vaughan while thinking about India Shaw-Smith, which is why India appears briefly in the scene.



The previous nudity in The House of Ashur

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