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Heidi cleavage for the win

Scoop, October 20, 2025 (7:39 pm) ... no comments.

Heidi Klum’s boobs keep defying age because they look fantastic in this sexy black dress with insane sleeves on the red carpet at the premiere of Blinded By Delight in Berlin, Germany!

Mia Goth – braless, flimsy dress

Scoop, October 20, 2025 (7:33 pm) ... no comments.

I just know, there’s nipples in a fancy dress

Grace Van Patten see-thru at a swanky bullshit event

Scoop, October 20, 2025 (6:59 am)October 20, 2025 (7:30 pm) ... 2 comments.

Grace Van Patten at the Academy Museum 5th Annual Gala in Los Angeles.


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Josefine Preuss exposed a breast very briefly in an episode of Dr. Nice (s3e6)

Scoop, October 19, 2025 (10:00 pm)October 20, 2025 (5:46 am) ... 4 comments.

German situation dramedy.

I believe Dr. Nice had a brother who was a Captain of some sort.


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TRIVIA: William Daniels, AKA Captain Nice, is still alive at 98.

According to Wikipedia he made a guest appearance on Dancing With the Stars this year. He had some amazing spins in the break dancing competition.

I’m fuckin’ witcha on the break dancing, but he really was on the show.

Charli XCX wore a transparent top to a swanky bullshit event

Scoop, October 19, 2025 (9:41 pm)October 20, 2025 (7:28 pm) ... 3 comments.

The event, the Academy Museum Gala, was extra heavy on both the swank and the bullshit.

Although that doesn’t really matter to Chuck 90-10, who was probably just wearin’ her street clothes. This is probably how she dresses for pickleball.


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On the other hand, if you want to talk somebody who brought the swank while piling the bullshit extra high, consider Kim Kardashian:


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She has never looked better.

Gala update:

My tuxes are still in the cleaner bag. Lifetime invitations to galas: still holding at zero.

Natsuko Kobayashi naked in Birdsong (2019)

Scoop, October 19, 2025 (8:46 pm) ... no comments.

A co-operative project, it’s in Japanese with a Belgian director.

Asuka, a young cleaning lady working the night shift in a Tokyo high-rise, is ready to pay a high price to achieve her dream of becoming a music star. She manages to perform on a TV-talent show, but all her sacrifices backfire when she is accused of murder and is forced to reveal all the details of the dark path she has followed until then.


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Katy Perry’s subtle performance in London

Scoop, October 19, 2025 (4:58 pm) ... 7 comments.


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Sabrina Carpenter singing on SNL in her underpants

Scoop, October 19, 2025 (4:53 pm) ... 1 comment.

College Pigskin, week 8

Scoop, October 19, 2025 (3:27 pm)October 19, 2025 (3:58 pm) ... 1 comment.

Some of the top-ranked, undefeated teams suffered their first losses.

  • #2 Miami lost a close one to Louisville, thanks to four interceptions.
  • #5 Ole Miss seemed to have their game in hand after three quarters, whereupon #9 Georgia ran off 17 points to win.
  • #7 Texas Tech lost to Arizona State.
  • #22 Memphis lost a shocker to UAB. That was UAB’s only conference win after three defeats. UAB came into the game with no head coach and as the worst defensive team in the nation, having allowed 41.3 points per game. That’s more than Sam Houston, U Mass or Kent State. That loss was a disaster for Memphis.
  • #29 UNLV got obliterated by surrendering 56 points to Boise State.

Memphis and UNLV were among last week’s “most overrated.” I think we can now remove them from that list.

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Elsewhere:

No more jokes from me about Northwestern and Vanderbilt. Turns out those kids have some game. Vandy (6-1) beat #10 LSU, and Northwestern (5-2) never allowed Purdue to score.

#21 Texas totally stunk it up, requiring OT and a lot of luck to defeat Kentucky. They scored only one TD and managed only 179 yards of offense behind Arch Manning’s 12-for-27 performance. Kentucky controlled the ball for twice as much time, amassed twice as much yardage, and had three times as many first downs, while executing 86 plays, compared to 55 for Texas. Texas managed only eight first downs in the entire game. The only reason Texas was able to stay in the game is that their punt returner was nearly unstoppable – and that’s not much to build a team on.

Penn State lost yet again, to Iowa this time. They are now 0-4 in the conference. Guess who they play in their next two games? First they have to go on the road to play the the #1 team in the nation. If they survive that, their next game is against the newly anointed #2 team! And they are running that gauntlet with an interim coach. At this point they have to feel like Mr. Bill playing against the Sluggo family.

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Speaking of coaches:

Florida joined Penn State, Oklahoma State, Arkansas and UCLA in the “coachless” category. Others that have been rumored to join the club soon include Florida State, Wisconsin and Auburn.

* Dabo’s job seems safe at Clemson, but that’s based on a great track record in the past and the fact that a buy-out would cost the school $60 million. This year is a disaster. They are 3-4 after being #4 in the pre-season polls.

* Wisconsin is also facing a massive buy-out (in the $30 million range), but how much patience can they show after two straight shut outs? The Badgers are averaging 13 points per game, worst among major programs, and approaching U Mass territory. And they’re only that high because they scored 42 against Middle Tennessee, the U Mass of the Confederacy. I wonder whether the Badgers’ offensive co-ordinator has packed his bags yet.

* Belichick lost again. He has a five-year contract. The good news for North Carolina is that he’s so old he could die before they have to pay a buy-out. To be fair to the old buzzard, it takes time for a head coach to make a difference.

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The rest of the week went approximately according to plan. These teams won to remain undefeated: Ohio State, Indiana, Texas A&M, Georgia Tech and BYU.

Navy, also undefeated, had the week off.

Overrated teams o’ the week

In the top 25:

1. BYU, 18 places (Computer 29, AP 11)
2. Georgia Tech, 16 places (23, 7)
2. Virginia, 16 places (32,16)
2. South Florida, 16 places (34,18)

In the “just missed” group

1. Navy, 49 places (80,31)
2. San Diego State, 47 places (79,32)
3. Tulane, 27 places (55,28)
4. Houston, 25 places (54,29)

If the regular season were now over, South Florida would be in the playoff. As I’ve noted before, there are only four strong conferences, but the top FIVE conference winners get an automatic bid. At the moment, South Florida is the top-rated conference team outside the Fab Four.


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Anna Eriksson naked in W (2025)

Scoop, October 19, 2025 (12:51 am)October 19, 2025 (1:14 am) ... 8 comments.

Because what happens in Finland tends to stay in Finland, you may not be familiar with Anna Eriksson, so a brief introduction is in order. Imagine a wholesome, family-friendly singer of superficial, mainstream pop – the kind of entertainer who issues Christmas albums – somebody like Dolly Parton. Now picture her suddenly creating dark, arty, disturbing, dystopian films in which she not only stars, but gets naked and occasionally spreads her legs to show the world her vag.

Unlikely? Yes.

But that’s Anna Eriksson.

In terms of film titles, she’s the anti-Wertmueller. Whereas Lina Wertmueller created film titles so long that they were basically essays, Eriksson’s three feature-length films have all had titles consisting of a single letter: M, W and E.

Here is the official description of this film:

Terminally ill Madame Europa languishes at her last post in the company of her Chinese man-machine. There is a sadomasochistic relationship between them. They are on the run from a war that is inexorably approaching through the darkness.

I’ll have to take the blurb-writer’s word for that.


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