They are smaller than I thought.

The Globes program is the only award show I look forward to. Oh, yeah, the awards are just as random; the intros are just as trite; and the acceptance speeches are just as dull, predictable and overlong as the other shows, but I don’t watch that crap. I watch selected clips on YouTube, and the hosts can be great. I don’t think anyone will ever top Ricky Gervais, who is the gold standard for award-show hosting, but Nikki is good. Damned good.
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Ricky’s best-ever introduction of a presenter. He was supposed to say “The next man is Mel Gibson.” He did say that, but it was his introductory clause that made it genius:
Ricky (as he sips a beer): “I like a drink as much as the next man, unless …”
