The 2026 Met Gala
Doechii, Doja Cat, Gigi Hadid
Isla Johnston, Odessa A’zion, Simone Ashley
I thought the sexiest was Doechii. I have only the vaguest notion of who she is, I don’t know how to pronounce her name, and I have never seen her face look this good before, but she came oiled up and ready for this one.
One more look that shows the see-thru effect:
One last note on the Met Gala: For Heidi Klum, every day is Halloween.
If you are really into it:
* Vogue reviews the near nudity
* Buzzfeed reviews the near nudity
* Elle reviews the near nudity
From the comments:
Lena Mahfouf, whom I’ve never heard of, topped Doechii with a dress that looks like Janet Jackson’s infamous Rolling Stone cover; Rachel Zegler had a really kinky dress; Sabrina Carpenter’s dress, made out of film strips of “Sabrina,” was cute.
They are running out of celebrities I’ve actually heard of
Lena Mofouf(?) who I’ve never heard of topped Doechii with a dress that looks like Janet Jackson’s infamous Rolling Stone cover.
Rachel Zegler had a really kinky dress.
Sabrina Carpenter’s dress made out of film strips of “Sabrina” was cute.
They should give out awards for most desperate and vapid but I guess everybody would tie for first place, although whatever Katy Perry was doing gets my vote.
Nobody looks particularly happy to be there…
Well, when you have Jeff Bezos and his ugly-ass wife leading the event. Can you blame some of these people?
Given his infinite amount of money, Bezos could have had his pick of millions of women, despite his unprepossessing appearance. He chose her, which is something of a mystery. One could probably create a great book or movie about how she managed to pull that off.
What his space flight with Shatner, that’ll give you some insight into the kind of woman he chose. (Shatner was humbled and talking about the life altering event, she’s boozing it up with him and her gal pal like it was some sort of joy ride).
‘Nuff said.
The only good thing Bezos has done in life is marry his ex-wife who put the wealth to good use. Pretty much the only thing associated with him to have a soul.