Oh, it’s not that much nudity if you view it objectively, but it’s Natalie Portman, and it’s a Wes Anderson “movie” or “short” or “prologue” – or whatever term might apply to this 13-minute project that exists in the same universe as The Darjeeling Limited, as kind of a back story for the Schwartzman character.
Video. These 4K clips are just so unwieldy, and GoFile is fussy about what it will play. If you want to watch it online, the .mp4 version will play, but the quality is reduced. The .mkv version is primo in quality, but you have to download it to play it.

I remember when I first watched this scene and thinking.. what’s with the socks??! 🙁
Sucks to be you, I loved the socks look.
I remember downloading the film on iTunes in 2007 waiting and waiting (I was still on dial-up at that time) as it finally came and it was worth it as I spent a lot of time whacking off to THAT ASS.
Cute little figure on her.
Yeah these are not great screenshots, hopefully Scoop can figure out the 4K ones soon – criminal her only nudity was butt in 2 obscure movies
“Closer” was probably our best chance at getting proper Portman nudity. But sadly, according to IMDB…
“In the build up to the release of the film, word got out that Natalie Portman had shot fully nude scenes for her role as a stripper. Ultimately cut from the film, it was reported that the nude footage was burned by the director Mike Nichols.”
Thanks for nothing, Mike…
One thing that surprises me in the here and now is that there’s not more leaks of outtakes and BTS footage where the actors/models are naked but the nudity isn’t seen in the final product. Think about, for example, how much unblurred Naked & Afraid footage must exist, but doesn’t get leaked. Though that does speak to how locked down and professional things are at most of the studios, that it doesn’t happen much at all.
That uncut footage of Stacy Haiduk showering in that one Troma movie was pretty rare find & only decades later, imagine outtakes from sex scenes would be hard to steal/bootleg, whereas all you had do to see Pam Anderson or Rob Lowe fucking was steal one VHS tape!
Think there was a girl on some MTV road reality show where they went to some nudist colony & her uncensored boobs wound up on the web – believe that same girl posed for Playboy later, so maybe the leaker was…her?