Or as the Italians say, “un evento di lusso e stronzate a Milano.”
(I took a guess at that. I don’t speak Italian. If you do, feel free to suggest alternative ways to say “swanky bullshit event” in Italian. They also hold many swanky bullshit events in Paris, so if you have equivalent expressions in French, those would also be useful. Feel free to suggest the equivalent colloquial expression in any language you speak.)
Italian actress Alice Pagani and Italian popstar Clara Soccini wearing see through dresses while attending the Blumarine fashion show in Milan together!