In the words of Stephen Colbert, playing his Colbert Report character:
People have said to me, ‘Stephen you gotta understand, you don’t even know your history. You’re dumb. You’re dense. You’re a mental midget with the IQ of a butter dish whose mind is a black hole that sucks all surrounding thought into it in an infinite singularity of pure stupidity. Stephen I’m surprised you can even dress yourself. I bet you have to rub peanut butter inside your lips to remember to open your mouth to breathe. I have never met, and I hope never to meet, a man so pervasively, astoundingly, unyieldingly ignorant.’
To which I say, ‘Well, then you haven’t met Louie Gohmert.’