(Bikinis, I think, although she’s missing half.)

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Penelope Cruz looking chesty and beautiful in a black dress while posing in front of the London cityscape at THE BRIDE photocall! She is now in her 50s. To paraphrase the late, great Virgil, tempus fuckin’ fugit, man. Share via: Facebook X (Twitter) LinkedIn More
Giri/Haji (Japanese: 義理/恥, literally “Duty/Shame”) is a British crime series from BBC2 that was later released on Netflix. Thanks to Shogun, she’s probably the best-known young Japanese star in the English-speaking world. She won an Emmy, an SAG award, and a Golden Globe for her performance in that series. Trivia:…