Joan Chen and Charlotte Aubin in Montreal, Ma Belle (2026)

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1. I;m sure the esteemed Mr. Moronic is giving it his best, but will someone PLEASE get these hosers some light bulbs?

   Or maybe underlit nudity is like the Canadian Jack Daniels boycott – a protest of Rumpy Boy’s tariffs and assorted assholery?

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   1. I took a shot at it and added it to the main post.

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      1. Mmmm! Bless your smutty heart, and your photo-tweaking abilities.

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2. Not just Canada, every movie/show with nudity now seems to have been shot during an eclipse

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3. Wait, THAT Joan Chen? From Twin Peaks? At 64? Wow!

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4. Johnny moronic did the delightful nude scene of Ullie Birve in Epsilon aka Alien Intruder. The version on amazon now has her nude extended out.

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   1. The good news is that the Prime version is in 1080 size, while Johnny’s clips appear to be from a DVD. The bad news is that it is way too grainy. The original was shot on film, and Amazon’s version appears to have been upscaled from a poor source.

      I took a shot at smoothing it, but it made it look too artificial.

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      I don’t know whether you noticed, but Johnny also did the alternate cut, which extends her frontal exposure.

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5. Thanks mate. I did totally miss Johnnys update. Its a shame there isnt a 4k cut of this movie. It’s a beautifully shot film.

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