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Bad Company is a 1995 American neo-noir thriller. The film stars Ellen Barkin and Laurence Fishburne as former CIA operatives engaging in a dubious romance while plotting to murder their boss and take over his firm, which specializes in blackmail and corporate espionage. Johnny Moronic’s video is here. (Scroll down.)…
She’s a K-Pop star from the group Blackpink. Her full name is Jennie Kim. During her solo set at the Summer Sonic 2026 music festival in Tokyo, BLACKPINK’s Jennie experienced a viral wardrobe malfunction on stage while wearing a custom Calvin Klein denim outfit. The singer swiftly paused her performance…
I just wanna state the obvious: Gucci is trolling with those glasses, right? Nobody at that company actually thinks those are attractive?
They look like they fell out of a Christmas cracker.
I know that Christmas crackers are not a traditional part of American Christmas celebrations so I had better explain.
There’s always an extremely cheap item of plastic crap in a Christmas cracker, an item that cost pennies to make and always immediately ends up in the bin.
I’m surprisingly well versed in British culture for a know-nothing from the Midwest, so I got the joke! Very accurate!
I suppose for some of us Americans of a certain age you could say they look like they were the prize from a box of Cracker Jack.
I’m also a certain age, and when I was a child you could buy “Lucky Bags” from the sweetshop.
These were a bag of sweets, again with a cheap plastic toy in the bag with the sweets and again, something that cost pennies to make and immediately broke and ended up in the bin.
I’m sure I got a set of sunglasses like that. One lens was blue and the other red though.
I’m beyond tired of everyone calling themselves an “influencer,” but a chubby nobody with a grand total of 2500 Instagram followers and a single IMDB credit from the Obama years shouldn’t even be able to lay claim to such a dubious distinction.