Brazilian supermodel Isabeli Fontana posing on the private Hotel Martinez dock, wearing a see through cover and bikini bottom when attending the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival on May 23, 2026.
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Your software has changed, took me a while to figure out how to leave a comment, and the link at the top telling you how many comments there are is gone, so you have to open each one to see if there are in fact comments. Was this a change in the software you have no control over, was it a intentional change by you to do it this way, or is it just a momentary glitch?
Auto update of a third-party app.
But I think I can rewrite the code.
Yep, it’s OK now. At least for me.
Yes, looks like it’s back to the way it was. Thanks!
It does that every time it updates, and since it’s a Word Press theme, I have little control over it. The good news is that any of those themes can be edited, although it’s a real pain to find where the controlling code is located, especially since there’s an interweaving of main themes and sub-themes. In this case, the theme I actually use borrows code from another, “parent” theme, so the configuration is designed to make it difficult to alter, especially since in this case the parent theme contains the relevant code. To find the relevant code, one must go through both themes, each of which includes calls to a myriad of pages, each of which contains routines and sub-routines. Then, once one finds it, one must study another person’s coding logic to made the alterations. It is, in short, a real pain in the ass to hack somebody else’s code, especially for an old coot who doesn’t keep his coding skills fresh.
I have told the theme’s creators that my life would be simpler if they just built my changes (or something similar) into the parent theme, since every webmaster wants that capability, but my whining fell on deaf ears.
The weird thing is that they have built the code to allow comments on individual posts once you click on them, but have no code to link to the comments from the main page, and no counter on either.
In general, their theme is great, the site looks like I want it to look, and their code is clean and logical (thank heaven, because if not, I’d never figure it out), so they absolutely know what they are doing, but they are very stubborn on that one point.
If they’re like Wells Fargo, they will refer to this pain in the ass as an ‘enhancement’.
I don’t run a WordPress site, but if it works like most packages on the internet, but I would think there should be an option to turn off auto-updating of a parent library.
Since it’s just a theme, I wouldn’t think too many vulnerabilities come into play that require an update, but you never know with anything involving Javascript, but you could read the release notes to see.
I simplified the explanation for non-webmasters. If you want the details, they are as follows:
Actually, I have opted out of auto-updates, but you can’t opt out of the reminders, and they appear every time you try to make a post. The trick with Word Press is that even when you don’t auto-update, the system keeps nagging you to do the update to make everything compatible with the latest version of Word Press. They place that reminder on every single blank posting page, and I eventually end up clicking on it by accident, usually mistakenly by clicking that button instead of “post”, sometime absent-mindedly, or sometimes thinking I have updated something I really needed to. Sometimes I don’t realize what I have done, so I don’t fix it until one of you tells me the key link is missing. Even when I do realize what I have done, there’s no “undo” function, but at least in that case I fix it immediately. I think this is actually the fifth or sixth time this has happened, and the third time I didn’t notice until a commenter told me.
It would be a simple fix for Word Press. When that reminder appears, it should have options: (1) UPDATE; (2) Remind me in _____ days; (3) never show me this fucking reminder again. If that choice existed, I would click on option 3, but since it doesn’t, I click on “x” to close the reminder some fifty times until I finally end up clicking on it by accident.
Sounds like a PITA, but I get it. I’m on the security side and WordPress attacks are pretty common since it’s the most common web content management system out there. Usually these updates are to patch a vulnerability that was found, and its hard to tell without getting into the weeds of the release notes and the related CVE if it really is something that needs to be urgently patched. Plus this site would likely be very low on the radar of an attacker, there’s virtually no PII on here and it isn’t used for commerce, so its likely low risk regardless.
I’m assuming the theme is open source, so the only other option you can do is submit a feature request via Github (or wherever the author’s repository is hosted) to include an option for your modifications, but it sounds like you’ve already done a version of that. As always, convenience vs security is on a sliding scale.
If you really, really wanted to hack out the reminder, you could use a browser extension like uBlock Origin and right click on the reminder element and block the entire thing from appearing completely and accomplish the same goal, but it may differ from page to page so may be inconsistent in blocking.
The first time it happened it was a multi-hour search to find the appropriate code and to think about how to alter it. Fortunately, I made a note to myself at that time in which I explained the correction step-by-step, so it’s a quick fix now – unless they re-write the whole template.