Heidi is beautiful, but she’s 52, and she’s not a gym rat, so is this age-appropriate? She seems to think she looks better than she actually does.

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Sexy new music video by Megan Thee Stallion for her song Lover Girl! Its in your best interest to watch it because she is shaking her ass among other things. She also released a bunch of sexy photos in a wet and revealing dress which is barely hanging on her…
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She looks better than Noah Cyrus does when she tries it.
She’s no Liz Hurley either.
Or Heather Graham
A horse in agonizing pain looks better than Noah Cyrus. Vomit spewed out your nose looks better, even in motion. Even Ellen in her 60’s. And that’s *really* saying something, right there, if you’ve seen her since she got booted out of show biz and now walks around sullenly with that extreme butch haircut and the “I’m the victim here” look.
“she’s not a gym rat, so is this age-appropriate?”…. nonsense sentence of course
People who hit the gym every day can wear clothing like this in their 50s. J-Lo and Matthew McConaughey can still dress like kids. They can get away with form-fitting and see-thru clothing. For normal people in their 50s, loose and opaque works better.
Looks increasingly like the people you don’t want to see on a nude beach.
She’s hot. ‘Nuff said.
Low standards?