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I would say something snarky, but I once threw my back out reaching for the toilet handle. Aging sucks.
Could be worse. My mom knows a dude who went hiking and had to take a shit in the woods.
He falls backwards after he’s finished. Which is bad.
What’s worse is he fell next to a poisonous spider which bit him.
Oh, wow. He fell victim to one of the classic blunders – the most famous of which is “never get involved in a land war in Asia” – but only slightly less well-known is this: “Never take a shit on a poisonous spider in the woods!”
I personally check my Boy Scout Handbook to see whether a spider is poisonous before I shit on it. As they caution, “Be Prepared.”