Dakota Johnson and Sydney Sweeney at the premiere for Madame Web

I haven’t seen the film, and I suppose I won’t, since the critics took a total shit on it (15% at RT) and the internet is ridiculing it mercilessly (3.8 at IMDb – lower than Plan 9 From Outer Space).

And let me point out that the 15% at RT is deceptively high. Some of the positive reviewers loved it because it was hilariously bad, driving home the comparison to Plan 9. The reviewer from Slate said this about Madame Web: “It’s a travesty, a disaster, a blight on the history of superheroes and cinema itself. I enjoyed the hell out of it.”

Oh, well. The movie may suck, but this does not: