Uncle Scoopy's world-weary musings about naked celebrities, sports, humor and other important, manly things.
“Ambulance collides with moose while responding to another moose collision”
OPP said the officers responding to the first collision had also just finished investigating another crash between a car and a moose.
This is very similar to my all-time favorite: “Woman hits moose on way to visit sister who hit moose.” Since this new headline is so similar to the previous one, I would feel guilty adding it to my list of the “Five Most Canadian Headlines.”
My favorite on the list:
4. By wedgie: Brad Lee Davis was sentenced to 30 years in prison after administering an “atomic wedgie” that led to his step father’s death. Denver Lee St. Clair died in 2013 after the elastic from his underpants was pulled over his head, strangling him.
If you can manage to get your application by the DMV censors you can send a message, tell people about yourself or just show off your wit.
OK list. Here are some of my choices:
Angels in the Outhouse
Coming Friday:
The first 4,000 Memphis Redbirds fans will get two 6-packs of toilet paper.
I guess you can leave your liver there as well as your heart.
“San Francisco buys vodka shots for homeless alcoholics in taxpayer-funded program“
That’s just a typically lurid, “liberals are evil” Fox News headline, but it’s not exaggerated by that much.
The City of San Francisco is providing free beer and vodka shots to homeless alcoholics at taxpayer expense under a little-known pilot program.
The “Managed Alcohol Program” operated by San Francisco’s Department of Public Health serves regimented doses of alcohol to voluntary participants with alcohol addiction in an effort to keep the homeless off the streets and relieve the city’s emergency services. Experts say the program can save or extend lives, but critics wonder if the government would be better off funding treatment and sobriety programs instead.
Merv Griffin and Rodney Dangerfield were entertaining us until the bitter end.
In fact, BEYOND the bitter end.
Worldwide public shaming is an electronic form of Karma that no one can undo or un-see….and aren’t we all grateful for that?
