Skip to content
Other Crap Other Crap

Uncle Scoopy's world-weary musings about naked celebrities, sports, humor and other important, manly things.

  • The free version of the latest edition of Uncle Scoopy’s Fun House
  • Privacy Policy, Cookies and Site Rules
  • Special articles and series
Other Crap
Other Crap

Uncle Scoopy's world-weary musings about naked celebrities, sports, humor and other important, manly things.

Category: Knowledge

77 Colorized Images That Show The Roaring Twenties Era As It Truly Was

Scoop, June 27, 2024 (3:54 am)June 27, 2024 (4:13 am) ... 5 comments.

I really enjoyed this extensive collection.

I love this image, although the colors may or may not be realistic


image host

Click-bait o’ the day

Scoop, June 23, 2024 (12:30 am)June 23, 2024 (12:31 am) ... 1 comment.

“Sex-crazed zombie cicadas on speed”

This isn’t from some bullshit internet scam site, but from NBC news.

Wait! Maybe I’ve contradicted myself in the previous sentence. Things have gone downhill since Huntley/Brinkley.

The 7 Most Notorious Prison Gangs

Scoop, June 15, 2024 (1:26 pm)June 15, 2024 (1:28 pm) ... no comments.

If you find yourself in the ‘pokey’ at any point, here are the 7 most notorious prison gangs you may encounter.

I wonder how much of this is accurate.

The Seven Worst Plagues in History

Scoop, June 12, 2024 (8:43 am)June 12, 2024 (8:43 am) ... 4 comments.

“The Bubonic Plague swept through Europe with no remorse. Because Europeans liked compact housing and streets filled with sewage, they basically asked for some disease in their life. The filth meant rats carrying billions of fleas. Those fleas spread the plague like wildfire.”

The 10 Worst Plastic Surgery Fails

Scoop, June 8, 2024 (8:11 pm)June 8, 2024 (8:16 pm) ... 1 comment.

These people found out too late that they probably should have just stayed home on the day of their appointment.

The weirdest thing about #1 is that he had a twin brother who had twin plastic surgery. They continued to look alike, both awful, and died within days of each other.

They were a couple of handsome guys before they went nuts with the cosmetic alterations.

The Wild Life Of Gary Johnson, The Fake Hitman

Scoop, June 1, 2024 (7:48 pm)June 7, 2024 (11:36 am) ... 1 comment.

You have undoubtedly heard about Hit Man, the new Linklater film with a 97% rating on RT. You may not know that the Gary Johnson in the film is based on a real person, also named Gary Johnson. He was not a real hit man, but worked undercover pretending to kill for hire whenever the cops got wind of somebody seeking that service. He would meet the client while wearing a wire. As soon as the mark agreed to hire him, a swarm of cops would appear.

  • This is his story.
  • This is the lengthy Texas Monthly article, written nearly a quarter-century ago, that inspired director/co-author Richard Linklater and star/co-author Glen Powell to pen the Hit Man script.
  • This is Texas Monthly’s 2024 update.

The film ends with a dedication to the real Gary Johnson:


image host
Spoilers follow

(more…)

Which is America’s dirtiest city?

Scoop, May 30, 2024 (10:19 pm)May 30, 2024 (10:31 pm) ... 5 comments.

The runners-up: Newark came close (#2), but couldn’t take the crown. San Bernardino, California ranked worst on two of the four metrics (most pollution, least satisfied inhabitants), but only finished #3 overall. Detroit has to be disappointed with fourth place, since they always expect to win this sort of competition. I’m guessing that Flint, Michigan and Gary, Indiana, were too small to qualify for the list.

The champ: I don’t know whether their #1 is the right choice. It never seemed exceptionally dirty to me, but the authors established certain criteria that determined the outcome, and those criteria are only peripherally relevant to cleanliness (excepting “pollution” of course, which is directly relevant).


On the other side of the coin:

  • Their metric identified Virginia Beach as America’s cleanest city.
  • One surprise to me was the selection of Buffalo as one of the ten cleanest, but I guess I’m thinking of Buffalo in the 1950s.

Amanda Donohoe and Sammi Davis naked in The Rainbow (1989)

Scoop, May 23, 2024 (6:10 pm)January 7, 2026 (8:27 pm) ... 4 comments.

Mediocre film from a mediocre novel.

But great nudity.


Amanda Donohoe

image host image host image host image host image host image host image host image host image host image host image host image host image host image host image host image host

Sammi Davis

image host image host image host image host image host image host image host image host image host image host image host image host image host image host image host image host image host image host image host image host

If you’ve read my blogs for years you know that I’m no fan of D.H. Lawrence. My review of this film goes on and on and on, barely mentioning the film, as is my wont …

D.H. Lawrence was born to a coal-mining family in the Midlands. His dad was one of those rugged miners who worked hard and drank hard. The colliery towns were filled with such types, and the young boys of that world generally couldn’t wait to follow their dads into the pits. They’d go to school until they were fourteen, as prescribed by law, studying and reading only as much as required to avoid a caning, sometimes not even that much. They sorely tested their teachers with surly and rowdy behavior, and they roughhoused together when their time was their own. On their fourteenth birthdays, they’d get as drunk as a skunk and prepare to begin their adult lives down in the mines.

Little Bert Lawrence didn’t much like hanging around with those rough boys, with their hunting and their fighting and their lack of curiosity about the world. The boys beat him up when they had the chance. He liked to play with the girls when he played with children at all, which was seldom. He didn’t even go to school that much. Mostly he was just hanging around the house, acting frail, listening to his mother. Lawrence biographer John Worthen wrote that Bert was, “a sickly child, who had been bullied as ‘mard-arsed’ (soft) when young and who had preferred the company of girls to boys and of books to either.”

Since there were not many careers available in small colliery towns, his next choice was teaching. Unfortunately, he did not have the aptitude for it. In those days, a teacher had to be a pretty tough cookie to command the discipline of those kids who were only waiting to turn fourteen so they could get drunk and descend into the mines. It was no better in London. Lawrence was not a tough cookie by any stretch of the imagination. He was a momma’s boy, and never really had a strong male role model. By the time Bert was five, his dad was 46, twilight time for a hard-boozing coal miner. Lawrence’s mother increasingly treated her husband as a drunken stumblebum, berated him and his life to the children, and told her sons that someday they would take the teetotal pledge, become clerks or teachers, and would not grow up believing that women should be subservient to men. She emasculated her husband and Bert, whom she raised to be too gentle and sensitive to control a class of kids. Despite the age difference, the students ran roughshod over Lawrence the teacher, just as others once had over Lawrence the student. His headmaster gave him no support, having no sympathy for a wimpy teacher, and Bert was advised to seek a different career.

His next choice was to get more education so that he could teach at a higher level, but he had neither the desire nor the knack for upper level scholarship. The fact that he liked to read books did not automatically imply that he had any academic genius. So he spent some time working in factories and doing some bookkeeping, looking for his true vocation, meanwhile writing some poetry. He had befriended some women who introduced him to the pleasures of the arts in London, where he came to be known by some writers and some editors of literary journals. He showed them his poems. They were blown away, not so much by the actual literary efforts as by the remarkable contrast between Lawrence’s background and his writing. As it turned out, young D.H. Lawrence was exactly what the times demanded. The British intelligentsia at the turn of the century had a strong leftist and egalitarian bent, and the progressives all sought fervently to demonstrate that the class barriers in society were artificial and arbitrary. Lawrence was a sensitive poet despite a thick Midlands accent, a humble wardrobe, unrefined manners, and a coal mining father. In other words, he was living proof that a refined artist could come from a humble beginning, so in November of 1909, when he was 24, his first poems were published in a literary journal, and his life as a writer had begun.

It went nowhere for years. More than eight years later, in February of 1918, he was desperate for money. “In another fortnight I shall not have a penny to buy bread and margarine,” he wrote to his agent. He thought things couldn’t get any worse. They could. On the 11th of September that year, his 33rd birthday, he was called up for his military physical. He had been conscripted into World War 1, despite his known opposition to the war and the fact that his wife was German. He never was called to duty and the war ended, but another ten years later, his lot still had not improved much. He was writing, but not making a living wage.

Success finally came to him in 1927-1929, with the publication of the Lady Chatterley editions. John Worthen, director of the D.H. Lawrence Centre in Lawrence’s home county at the University of Nottingham, wrote in his Lawrence Autobiography. “The book was one which changed his career, and has in many ways completely altered his reputation. From being the author of a number of books, not particularly well known, he became – for the next 60 years – primarily the author of Lady Chatterley’s Lover.”

The success which had eluded Lawrence as a philosophical romantic novelist finally came to him as a pornographer. The literary world, which had essentially ignored him for two decades, came to his defense once his work came under attack by churches and censors. There is nothing that unites writers like the threat of censorship. Lady Chatterley’s Lover ignited a firestorm of knee-jerk praise as well as knee-jerk condemnation. Almost all of the reaction on both sides came from people who had never read it. The conservatives attacked it simply because it was sexually explicit. The literary world came to its defense simply because the conservatives attacked it. Lawrence finally became famous just before he was to die.

The impact of that work was truly astounding. There is virtually no doubt that if Lawrence had died in 1926, having written all of his major works except Lady Chatterley, he would now be just another of the completely forgotten English writers of the Victorian and post-Victorian eras, but with the international notoriety gained from the Chatterley controversies, Lawrence’s reputation was completely rehabilitated. Three of his previous novels were chosen by the board of the Modern Library as being among the Top 100 of the century (The Rainbow, Women in Love, Sons and Lovers). That selection is, frankly, absurd. D.H Lawrence wasn’t a great writer or a great thinker. He was a man who wrote “opinion novels” – a classic sub-genre of English Fiction in which the dialogue consists of people just blathering out condescending and unsupported opinions. The women say things like, “I do so think it’s ever so much more lovely and romantic to have Polish heritage,” “Desire is the source of all good and truth,” and other such tommyrot of a nature neither disputable nor supportable so that, if such things were uttered by a nearby person in real life, you’d excuse yourself and find someone more interesting to talk to. When a Lawrence woman is approached by a solicitous mining administrator who says, “Careful, we’re using dynamite here, and you could be injured if you don’t move,” the woman will undoubtedly fail to move, instead delivering a lecture on how the mines should be closed.

Many of Lawrence’s opinions have been remembered because they turned out to be quite right and quite modern. Women did want to break away from the dominance of the traditional husband-wife relationship and to form independent careers and lives. People from the lower classes, if given the opportunities, were perfectly capable of performing in any role normally reserved for the aristocracy or bourgeoisie. Women did think about sexual pleasure, and did lust after animalistic men. Religion did lose its stranglehold on European society. Sexual explicitness did become commonplace in modern fiction.

What made him so prescient in these matters?

Lawrence was able to get to the heart of the woman’s issues through the influence of two very modern women. His mother brought him up to believe that women should not be bossed about by men, and his wife Frieda was certainly not bossable. She had a string of very public affairs throughout their marriage.

It is self-evident how Lawrence was able to figure out the capabilities of the lower classes.

On the other issues, the ones which he could not deduce from his own experiences and influences, his opinions seemed far less astute. As noted earlier, Lawrence was neither a man of great intellect nor great education. His novels (and his letters) can be completely embarrassing to read when he discusses Jews, or Mexicans, for example. Others believe that Lawrence is not at all modern in other ways, and that he patronizes Africans and naively objectifies women.

I don’t know if it is right to measure an author of fiction by the merit of his opinions, but I do know that I don’t much like his writing, and that does seem like a pretty reasonable criterion to apply to an author. His fiction is filled with pointless digressions, his vocabulary is repetitious, the behavior of his characters is romantic and unrealistic, and his wordsmithing is woefully imprecise.

“Yet even waste, grey foreshores, sand, and sorry, far-out clay are sea-bed still, through their hour of bare denuding.”

That would refer, of course, specifically to the bare denuding as opposed to the less common unbare denuding.

A modern filmmaker has a great problem in bringing a D.H. Lawrence story to celluloid. If Lawrence’s great talent had been characterization, or dialogue, or plotting, it would be simpler. A good plot in 1927 is still a good plot today. But how does one recreate the impact of Lawrence’s work when that impact boils down to shock? What was shocking in 1927 is no longer shocking today. The answer is that the filmmaker must create something that shocks today’s audiences the way Lawrence shocked his own time. Over the years, director Ken Russell has done quite a good job of shocking people. Russell first interpreted Women in Love in 1969, and included an extended nude wrestling match between Alan Bates and Oliver Reed, complete with extensive frontal nudity from both of them. Russell must have instinctively known that the shock value would hold up. 35 years later, that scene is still outrageous by today’s standards. To put it in modern terms, imagine Ryan Gosling and Brad Pitt wrestling stark naked and sweaty, in close contact for five minutes – with nothing left to the imagination, all of their organs rubbing together, on display to the camera.

Two decades after he made Women in Love, Russell finally got around to the prequel, The Rainbow, which is what I’m actually supposed to be writing about here. These two novels were originally to have been part of one tri-generational family epic called The Sisters, but the length of the work got out of control, so Lawrence split it into two separate books. He might just as well have split it into four books, because The Rainbow essentially consists of three separate stories. The first third is devoted to the grandparents of the characters in Women in Love, and the middle third to their parents. It is not until the final third that the reader enters the lives of the two sisters whose lives form the basis of Women in Love. Russell chose (wisely, I think) to dramatize only the final third of The Rainbow, the part which contains the same central characters as Women in Love.

Russell really struggled to find a “hook” to get this film to match the shock value of his earlier one, and he pulled off a casting coup that worked in its time and place. One of the constantly naked lesbians was played by Sammi Davis, who had grown up as an innocent little girl on British TV. Her participation in hot girl-on-girl sex scenes probably had about the same shock value in the UK as if Annette had done them after the Mickey Mouse Club. Unfortunately, trick casting is rooted in a specific time and place. Away from that 1989 context, The Rainbow’s sensuality doesn’t seem either original or very daring. It was not even very controversial in 1989, except in Britain, and is not now. Although Russell’s version of Women in Love was made two decades before his interpretation of The Rainbow, the earlier film still shocks us today, while the later makes us think, “Yawn. Beautiful nudity. Women together. Good stuff, but been there, done that.” It is simply not as provocative in our time as D.H. Lawrence was in his, and thus it cannot create a cinematic equivalent of the novel’s original impact.

I wonder. Is this the only time anyone has every criticized Ken Russell for not being shocking enough?

The 25 Manliest Quotes By Americans

Scoop, May 23, 2024 (3:52 pm)May 24, 2024 (11:04 am) ... 24 comments.

I don’t know whether Teddy Roosevelt was as good a President as some people think. His ego was so big that he made Donald Trump seem like a shy wallflower. His arrogance handed the White House to Woodrow Wilson 1. But there’s no doubt that he was one tough, manly sumbitch.

“Friends, I shall ask you to be as quiet as possible. I don’t know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot — but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose.

— Teddy Roosevelt decided to finish his speech in 1912 AFTER being shot in the chest with a Colt .38. The bullet remained in his chest for the rest of his life.

———–

1. This refers to the famous 1912 election, which pitted three American presidents against each other – one current (Taft), one former (Roosevelt) and one future (Wilson). Taft and Roosevelt combined to win almost exactly the same number of votes Taft had received in 1908, which was in turn almost the same amount Roosevelt had received in 1904. (In all three cases, approximately 7.6 million votes.) Either Roosevelt or Taft could have won the 1912 election, but by splitting the vote, they had no chance, thus giving Wilson the White House, despite Wilson’s actually having received fewer votes than his Democratic predecessor, William Jennings Bryan, got in 1908, when Taft beat him like a red-headed stepchild. (Bryan had also run for the presidency in 1896 and 1900, and in each of those unsuccessful campaigns had received more votes than Wilson did in 1912.) Thanks to Roosevelt, Wilson was the only Democrat to win a presidential election between 1892 and 1932.

Some birds are much smarter than we think

Scoop, May 23, 2024 (2:45 pm) ... no comments.

I went to school with some guys who couldn’t have figured this out

  • Previous
  • 1
  • …
  • 20
  • 21
  • 22
  • Next

Translate:

Latest Comments

  • Scoop on 7 Unexpected Celebrity Friendships: “I have found that people bond over their sense of humor. Unlike most on the right wing, Rush was pretty…” Apr 4, 01:53
  • Tom on Cannes nudity report: The Balconettes: “Do you know what a vagina is? Do you really think it’s possible (or wise) to shave it?” Apr 4, 01:14
  • Tom on Cannes nudity report: The Balconettes: “Sigh. I suppose it’s a losing battle to note in 99.99999% of these shots they are talking about the vulva,…” Apr 4, 01:13
  • Tom on Sara Dögg Ásgeirsdóttir stark naked: “I love Iceland and its women.” Apr 4, 01:08
  • uncle on Sara Dögg Ásgeirsdóttir stark naked: “Video –” Apr 4, 00:37
  • Ric10 on Zendaya-mania: “We never know when it will be. Many didn’t expect Emma Stone to do nude scenes one day, Dove Cameron…” Apr 3, 23:34
  • Hanzo the Razor on Zendaya-mania: “Gonna have a J. Lo style career: never gonna go all the way with nudity” Apr 3, 19:01
  • Paul on 7 Unexpected Celebrity Friendships: “One I always found fascinating was Seth McFarland and Rush Limbaugh.” Apr 3, 15:12

Most popular:

Key Links

Uncle Scoopy's Fun House

Uncle Scoopy's Fun Mobile Home

Uncle Scoopy's Movie House

Uncle Scoopy's Ballpark

Uncle Scoopy's Novel

Top 20 Nude Scenes of 2025

Top 20 Search - all years

Top Nude Scenes 2000-2009

French Screen Nudity

Scoopy's Fake Bio

Scoop's Dad's Fake Bio

Scoopy Interview

Contact


Categories

  • Beauty
  • Brain Worm Boy
  • Eh?
  • Entertainment
  • Games
  • Greetings
  • Heckuva job, Trumpy
  • Knowledge
  • Let's go, Brandon
  • Nonsense
  • Sports
  • Uncategorized
  • WTF
  • XXX
Giant Pink Japanese Penis DayApril 5, 2026 (12:00 am)
21 hours to go.
Uncle Scoopy's Fun House