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R.I.P. Olivia Hussey

Scoop, December 28, 2024 (8:27 pm)December 29, 2024 (6:53 am) ... 33 comments.

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Vulture published a truly excellent article about Olivia and the impact Romeo and Juliet had on her life, from initial casting to the lawsuit she and her co-star filed against Paramount more than 50 years later. When that suit failed, they filed a federal suit against Paramount and Criterion over the HD re-release on disk. The judge dismissed that suit as well.

After her controversial nudity in Romeo and Juliet, in which she played a 13-year-old girl when she was 16, her adult nude roles involved a lot of body doubling (Tortilla Heaven; Turkey Shoot – AKA Escape 2000), but she did two legitimate topless scenes

Psycho 4 (1990)

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Island Prey (2003)

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Here are clips from her nude scenes, including the body doubling

This is what Anjelica Huston looks like now

Scoop, December 24, 2024 (10:24 am) ... 3 comments.

She is not seen in public often.

Aubrey Plaza and others in Megalopolis (2024)

Scoop, November 27, 2024 (11:04 pm)May 20, 2026 (1:55 pm) ... 36 comments.

Aubrey Plaza: right breast and see-through


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Some great collages by Penman:


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Chloe Fineman’s butt


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Emily Berry as a topless corpse


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Grace Vanderwaal – fake


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Nathalie Emmanuel does a scene in a translucent nightie


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Francis Ford Coppola has been planning and promising this film for nearly 50 years. Why, exactly? Entertainment Weekly has a theory. In a scathing review summarized by the rare “F” grade, their reviewer basically theorized that Coppola now has the highest-rated film of all time in The Godfather, and wants to earn the lowest-rated as an appropriate bookend. Imagine being able to say, “I made the best film of all time, and the worst!”

This film won’t end up dead last at IMDb. The visuals are dazzling.

Megalopolis can be loosely described as a futuristic interpretation of the Catilinarian conspiracy, as filtered through Fritz Lang’s Metropolis. A more literal interpretation of that ancient Roman conspiracy would have been a (perhaps too obvious) metaphor for modern American politics. Catiline was a Roman who lost an election but refused to accept the results. He planned to send a mob of his angry supporters to overthrow the “deep state” in Rome, which was led by Cicero. Catiline basically planned a violent coup to place himself and his allies in charge.

Megalopolis uses the names of the characters involved in that historical episode, but makes Catiline no villain, nor Cicero a hero, choosing instead to position Catiline as a visionary agent of needed change, and Cicero as a defender of the corrupt status quo.

Coppola wraps that tale in theatricality, as if Tom Hooper or Baz Luhrman had decided to make a campy musical version of Julius Caesar. In homage to Metropolis, of course, it must be spiced with just a soupcon of German Expressionism.

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If I understand where Coppola is going with his extended metaphor, it’s not about American politics at all, but American filmmaking. Catiline speaks for Coppola, the visionary genius who can see that things need to change, that film needs to be the art form of this century, as well as the public forum to express and discuss intelligent ideas. Cicero and Crassus represent the Hollywood moguls and bankers who just want to keep milking the old, tired formulas for some fast bucks.

Or not. What do I know?

At any rate, I have to give Coppola a tip o’ the hat for the audacity to make what is essentially an experimental art film, the sort of thing an NYU film student might create if he won a billion-dollar lottery, and not at all what one might expect from an 80-year-old establishment figure who occupies a central chair in the pantheon of film gods.

As demonstrated in the images and clips above, the film is filled with surreal images and situations, saturated colors, frenzied action, bizarre comedy, garish musical numbers, and exaggerated performances. Adam Driver, for example, goes full Cleese and silly-walks throughout the film. Now that I think about the way he glides, twirls and waves his cape, it’s not full Cleese. It’s half Cleese and half Lugosi.

Contrary to what I have hinted, Megalopolis is not actually a musical, but it plays out like one, so I still expected people to stop the action and burst into song at any moment. Instead, they stopped the action to deliver Shakespearean monologues – and I don’t mean that figuratively. At one point Driver actually, rather inexplicably, delivers Hamlet’s famous “to be or not to be” soliloquy. Yes, Megalopolis can be highbrow – until the next instant when it turns lowbrow, as if Vince McMahon had suddenly commandeered a toney production from Masterpiece Theater.

Songs. Dances. Dali. Hamlet. Expressionism. Cicero. Romance. Spectacle. Slapstick. High tech. And yes, art. It’s a mix that makes the film nearly incoherent.

And I’m not sure that I need the word “nearly.”

Coppola supposedly financed the epic-length film with as much as $120 million from his own pocket. He is an old man with more money than he will ever need for his own pleasure or comfort, so he decided to use that wealth to check off the major item left on his bucket list, the project he has been discussing and dreaming about for four or five decades. Self-financing the film meant that there was nobody to hold the reins once he finally decided to gallop forward with the project, and there was nothing to prevent him from making his masterpiece exactly as he envisioned it.

Oh, dear.

Well, at least we got a look at Aubrey Plaza’s T&A.

Wait – Booger is 71 years old?

Scoop, November 27, 2024 (12:00 am)October 27, 2024 (3:10 pm) ... 3 comments.

Happy Booger Day

This is the newest Holy Day of Obligation on the Scoopy Calendar – Curtis Armstrong’s 71st birthday.

Like all of my saints, Curtis makes any movie or show better by his very presence. He started out as the snarky sidekick in almost every single youthploitation film of the 80s: Better Off Dead, One Crazy Summer, Risky Business and all of the Nerds movies. His characters had names like Ack Ack and (of course) Booger. He continued his sidekicking on the Moonlighting series, supporting Bruce Willis and Cybill Shepherd.

He later matured into more mainstream character parts, including a great job in a non-comic role in Ray as Ahmet Ertegun, the founder of Atlantic records, and an important figure in the incorporation of gospel, R&B and jazz music into the mainstream.

In addition to his day job as an actor, Curtis is many other things: a game show host and a Baker Street Irregular, for example. Above all Booger is the loveable epitome of all things nerd.

But 71 years old? How can that be?


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Music has reached a high point

Scoop, November 18, 2024 (1:45 am)November 18, 2024 (6:16 am) ... no comments.

My mom’s name was Euphrosyne and she wasn’t Greek, which gives you a clue to the sheer pretentiousness of her side of the family. Her brother was a symphony conductor. She was a teacher, a classical singer and a grade A snob. Neither of them would even acknowledge the existence of rock ‘n’ roll or doo-wop. Of course, Scoop being Scoop, I used to do a rather ridiculous bit in which I impersonated her singing “Chantilly Lace” in opera style. That bit was not as ridiculous as what you are about to hear. Imagine, if you can, James Taylor singing “My Neck, My Back.” Got it pictured? Now multiply it times five and you have Mark Zuckerberg crooning the following lyrics:

Brrum-dum-dum
Dum-duh-dum, duh-dum, dum, dum

Three-six-nine, damn, you’re fine
Hoping you can sock it to me, baby, one more time
Get low, get low, get low, get low
Get low, get low, get low
Get low, get low, get low, get low
From the windows to the walls
‘Til sweat drops down my balls
‘Til all these bitches crawl
Oh, skeet-skeet, motherfucker
Oh, skeet-skeet, goddamn
Oh, skeet-skeet, motherfucker
Oh, skeet-skeet, goddamn



Somehow, Zuck managed to avoid the n-word. He’s probably saving that for the title of his album.

Can you guess who you see below from a quick glance?

Scoop, November 15, 2024 (9:34 pm)November 15, 2024 (9:39 pm) ... 1 comment.



That ain’t Brando. It’s Billy Zane doing an uncanny impersonation. “Waltzing With Brando” stars Billy Zane and Napoleon Dynamite. The IMDb says drama, but the trailer is cut for comedy. (That doesn’t seem like a good omen.)

This story is not from The Onion

Scoop, November 15, 2024 (6:54 pm) ... 4 comments.

The Onion buys Alex Jones’ Infowars at auction.

It was not immediately clear what The Onion planned to do with the conspiracy theory platform, including its website, social media accounts, studio in Austin, Texas, trademarks and video archive. The Chicago-based Onion did not immediately return emails seeking comment Thursday.

“Film fragment discovered: Louise Brooks like you’ve never seen her before”

Scoop, November 15, 2024 (6:32 pm)November 16, 2024 (7:34 pm) ... 11 comments.

Many other rare snippets were found in that same discovery.

I knew her – kinda. I stood around in the same group where she stood around. OK, to be fair, I guess I didn’t know her at all. I grew up in Rochester, home of the Eastman House and its collection of vintage films. The curator of the film collection was the preservationist Dr. James Card, who was a huge Louise Brooks fan, and persuaded Louise to give up her life of seclusion in New York to come to Rochester to study and write about her life, and/or the films of her era. On a nice summer evening after a screening at the Dryden Theater, Dr. Card would often hold court outdoors to discuss the film, or other film-related topics, with anyone who was interested. It was a smaller group than you might think – always fewer than two dozen, sometimes only a handful. I was there from time to time, when I was 16 or so, thanks to a friend who was an aspiring filmmaker and film scholar. I really had nothing to say in these gatherings, so I just took it all in. Miss Brooks joined the discussions only rarely. She was actually a film scholar, but she did not say much more than I, and rarely did anybody dare to address her. She had that kind of mystique, and maintained that kind of wall around her. Nobody called her or referred to her as anything but Miss Brooks, including Dr. Card, who was reputed to be her lover. (Their relationship was extremely complicated.)

I barely remember her. I recall that she was so tiny as to be nearly invisible. When she was in her prime, she had been listed at 5’2″, and the full-body pictures of her show a healthy physique with strong thighs and calves (see the nude below), but she must have been several inches shorter when I saw her, and could not have weighed more than 90 pounds. Her signature hair style was replaced with a pony tail drawn back severely from her thin face. If I saw pictures today of what she looked like then, I would probably say that she was an attractive older woman, but to my callow, juvenile self she was just a shriveled old lady. If I remember correctly, she spent most of her time thinking and writing about the films of G.W. Pabst. I certainly didn’t impress her since I didn’t really know who she was, and I thought Pabst was the Blue Ribbon Beer guy.



A minor correction to that video. In the 1950s, she was not a prostitute or a call girl as we normally picture them, although “courtesan” is probably fair. She was the mistress of three rich men simultaneously, and has referred to herself as a “kept woman.” Your nomenclature may vary.

As you may know, she did pose for nude photographs in her prime.

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In 1925 a photographer named Jean de Mirjian got his name in the papers when Miss Brooks sued to stop his distribution of some naughty photos he had taken of her in 1923. She also posed for Alfred Cheney Johnston (above).

“21 Movies Whose Original Songs Completely Outshined the Movie”

Scoop, November 13, 2024 (12:45 pm)November 14, 2024 (12:09 am) ... 15 comments.

The greatest gap has to be between Unchained Melody, a hit several times over, and Unchained, an obscure 1955 movie starring Crazylegs Hirsch.

One of their choices actually has TWO songs more famous than the movie. Meet Me in St. Louis is not only the source of “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas,” but “The Trolley Song” (the Oscar nominee) as well.

They missed a bunch of these from the early days of film:

The Famous Song The Forgotten Movie
“The Way You Look Tonight” Swing Time
“Cheek to Cheek” Top Hat
“How About You?” Babes on Broadway
“I’ve Got You Under My Skin” Born to Dance
“They Can’t Take That Away From Me” Shall We Dance
“Thanks for the Memory” The Big Broadcast of 1938
“One For My Baby (and one more for the road)” The Sky’s the Limit
“Chattanooga Choo-Choo” Sun Valley Serenade
“Baby It’s Cold Outside” Neptune’s Daughter
“Mona Lisa” Captain Carey, USA
“That’s Amore” The Caddy
“High Hopes” Hole in the Head
“Call Me Irresponsible” Papa’s Delicate Condition
“Last Dance” Thank God It’s Friday
“On the Road Again” Honeysuckle Rose
“I Just Called to Say I Love You” The Woman in Red

If you’re a real movie buff, you’ve heard of some of those films, but these names didn’t even sound familiar to me: Sun Valley Serenade; Neptune’s Daughter; and Captain Carey, USA

“SYDNEY SWEENEY ATTEMPT AT A FEMINIST OSCAR WIN IS UNFORTUNATE” (PICS)

Scoop, November 11, 2024 (4:50 pm)November 11, 2024 (9:58 pm) ... 27 comments.

I don’t usually agree with the ol’ shellacked stepparent, but he has a point here.

Sweeney decided to do a character movie about a lesbian boxer. She has gained weight, wears a stupid wig that doesn’t do much for her face, and is rockin’ oversized lesbian clothing like she’s given up on life, that makes her look like she’s 4 foot 11 and heading to the Walmart to beg for change.

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