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Low-rent sci-fi comedy from Australia, with Aussie actors mimicking American accents.

A financially-strapped genius working at a local bar/nightclub discovers a groundbreaking energy formula, only to be swept into a whirlwind of romance and interstellar intrigue when an alien seeking his invention enters his life. Cal, a gifted but impoverished scientist, spends his nights bar tending and his days pursuing his passion for energy research at home alone. His world is upended when he encounters Star, a charming yet mysterious woman who is secretly an alien on a mission to secure his revolutionary formula. Their budding romance masks Star’s true purpose: to prevent Cal’s discovery from destabilizing the cosmos. As Cal navigates his unassuming life and newfound love, he remains oblivious to Star’s extraterrestrial identity and the galactic ramifications of his invention. Artemis, Cal’s loyal childhood friend and bar tending coworker, provides a down-to-earth comedic contrast to the high-stakes cosmic drama unfolding. He becomes inadvertently entangled in the extraterrestrial affairs as Cal’s formula draws attention from various interstellar factions. The story builds to a climax where Cal must confront the vast implications of his work and make critical decisions that will affect not just his and Star’s future, but the fate of the universe.

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German drama

Nore, a free-spirited femme fatale, moves in with former classmate and serious student Jonna. As they frolic through carefree one-night stands with throwaway men, they come to face Nore’s deeply troubled past as a roadblock to happiness.

Zorg’s video is here.

Previous appearances by Dana Herfurth

Cloistered Sister (original Italian title: Sorella di Clausura) is a 2025 dark comedy directed by Serbian-Romanian filmmaker Ivana Mladenović. The film stars Katia Pascariu as Stela, a 36-year-old educated but chronically unemployed woman whose lifelong obsession with an aging Balkan pop star leads her on a wildly eccentric, tragicomic journey. Set in the Balkans leading up to the 2008 financial crisis, the film follows Stela as she desperately attempts to meet her musical idol. Her quest introduces her to Vera, an associate of the musician who runs a bankrupt sex-toy business. As circumstances shift, Stela’s life takes a surprising turn as she finds herself acting as a domestic servant, parodying themes of hero-worship, class, and female agency.

It is mainly in Romanian, but also Serbian, English and Italian.

Zorg’s video can be found here.

Film clip and collage by Johnny Moronic

Twin brothers meet a childhood sweetheart at a tacky hotel and rediscover their love as they renew their competition for her affection.

Johnny Moronic’s film clips are here

These aren’t really celebrities, but you may find them interesting:

Busty Australian influencer and plus-size model in premium nudes and hardcore sex videos

Polish tattoo model in lots of nude photoshoots but also in some more “artistic” explicit pics and sex videos with some erotic photographers

I’m thinking back to when I was just out of school, and I imagine telling my Polish-American parents that I’m dating that second girl.

“Mom, I’m dating a nice Polish girl!”

MOM: “That’s wonderful! What does she do for a living?”

“She’s a model.”

DAD: “That’s great! Like Cindy Crawford?”

“No, not exactly. She’s kind of specialized.”

MOM: “You’ll have to bring her for dinner. Grandma and I can make our gołąbki!”

“Maybe when I get to know her better.”

My dad might know at that point that there was something sleazy going on, but he wouldn’t judge it or betray it aloud. My mom wouldn’t know why I didn’t want to bring her over, or be able to read the coded language of “specialized.” She’d think “Oh, only for catalogs, like Sears and Spiegel.” But the jig would have been up if she ever got to see the tattoos.

How do you tell your parents, Polish or not, that you’re dating a Polish porn model with more tattoos than Queequeg?

Low budget, indie horror film from the USA. It’s virtually unseen. (23 votes at IMDb)

Demetri has a problem.

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His band TERRIBLY LATE can’t quite seem to breakthrough, stuck opening for the more popular band CHEMICAL BURN, despite his belief that their music is superior.

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Jane has a problem.

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She’s obsessed with Demetri and his band, and has a clear vision for what it would take to bring the band to stardom, but obstacles stand in the way of the band’s success which only she seems to recognize. Jane knows two things for certain: (1) Demetri is perfect; (2) only she knows what’s right for the band and can do what it takes for TERRIBLY LATE to reach stardom. Jane begins stalking Demetri and scheming to get close to him and his band. After seducing Demetri after a first date, the mysterious woman begins meddling in the band affairs with bloody and chaotic effect. While Demetri is unaware of the lengths Jane will go, he does not question her motivations. Sure, she’s brash and opinionated, but nothing he can’t handle, or so he thinks. While Demetri remains in the dark as to Jane’s bloody impact on the detractors of the band, his own band members, those that survive at least, begin exchanging notes on Jane’s erratic behavior and dark tendencies. When news of Jane’s past comes to light, it finally dawns on Demetri that this groupie is in fact as mysterious to him as she is psychotic. By the time the truth about Jane is exposed Demetri is in way too deep and is no longer in control of the band he formed. With Battle of the Bands right around the corner, can Demetri successfully break up with Jane and regain control of the band, or is that even what he wants? Yes, her means are bloody, but they are also effective and one does not become a Rock God without breaking a few eggs along the way.

I don’t know of the woman who plays Stalker Jane, with the not at all phony name of Halo Kitsch, but she is really creepy as the psychopathic groupie. I read that she is better known as a singer, and she has some decent reviews, but I didn’t check out her music.

There is virtually no nudity in this film, just a blurry peek behind a shower door (Kitsch), and a single dark breast reflected in a mirror (Miller).

Videos

New Hungarian series (English: “Empire”) about the career of István Kovács, “Kovi”, a famous porn producer of the 1990s and 2000s.

Videos here.

These are not my videos and I haven’t seen the series. I acquired the videos when somebody sent me this link. I assume the creator is Hungarian. I converted the videos to MP4 format so they could stream properly on GoFile.

I don’t understand any Hungarian, despite having lived there and having acquired a Hungarian girlfriend while I was there. We both spoke German at the time. My failure to acquire even basic conversational Hungarian remains one of my great disappointments. Another is having lost her when we were still in the honeymoon phase, when everything between us was perfect. My contract was up in Hungary, and she hadn’t finished her studies at the university there, so there was no way to make it work. It was the rare case where we both finished the relationship with a broken heart. We still write each other, in English now, as her English is now better than my German. In addition to learning English, she has learned Italian so well that she has become a professor of Italian in Hungary. We have both gone on to happy lives, but I guess we still wonder what might have been. I shouldn’t say “we,” since I can’t speak for her, but for me, she’s the one that got away.

As Kurt Vonnegut would say, “So it goes.”

Fortunately, you and I don’t need to know the language to know what is going on in this series. As you can easily deduce from the thumbnails above, everything is self-explanatory.

Here’s episode two

Maria Katarina in the FAE runway show during Miami Swim Week

.. is without the swimsuit.

This image shows model and actress Brooks Nader in the ocean during a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit event in W South Beach as part of Miami Swim Week. But she don’t need no stinkin’ swimsuit. Nader was wearing a red dress in the surf when she suffered this wardrobe malfunction. Apparently she never dreamed that she would be exposed when entering the water in a flimsy mini-dress with no underwear.

So, did she bring extra clothing to the event, or did she enter the water fully dressed with the expectation of spending the entire evening in wet clothing? And why did she show up at a swimsuit event without a swimsuit? Inquiring minds want to know.