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Lauren Hutton nudography

Scoop, June 8, 2026 (12:18 pm)June 8, 2026 (12:34 pm) ... 10 comments.

Most of you reading this blog know who she is because her gap-toothed smile was famous throughout the world. She was one of the most successful of the international supermodels and product spokespeople, representing Revlon, Chanel and several other premium brands at various times. She then transitioned successfully to acting, and eventually co-starred with many of the A-listers from her era. You can see her below with such luminaries as Robert Redford, Marcello Mastroianni and Richard Gere.

On the nudity front, she joins sixteen other actresses that I know of who performed nude scenes over a span greater than 35 years. (The list may not be complete. We’re always looking to keep it updated.)

She’s 82 now, and just resumed her acting career after a hiatus. She’s slated to appear in an upcoming mega-budget war film directed by Opie.

1970 – Little Fauss and Big Halsy

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1971 – My Name is Rocco Papaleo

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1976 – Welcome to L.A.

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An edit of the second pic.

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1980 – American Gigolo

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1982 – Hecate

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1984 – Lassiter

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2007 – Manchild (pilot)

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All videos are here. There are all in 1080hd except Rocco Papaleo. The best I could find of that was a fairly decent broadcast from Italian TV.

Full frontal nudity from Joslyn Jensen in Without (2011)

Scoop, June 8, 2026 (11:44 am)June 8, 2026 (10:23 pm) ... 1 comment.

Indie drama from the USA. Filmed on Whidbey Island (Washington state) in 2011, but not released until 2017.

On a remote wooded island, Joslyn, a 19-year-old girl, becomes caretaker to an old man in a vegetative state. She has no cell signal and no Internet. Only a year removed from high school and forced to meet the needs of a man who cannot respond, she vacillates between finding solace in his company and feeling fear and anger towards him. As the monotony of daily routine starts to unravel, boundaries collapse and she struggles with sexuality, guilt and loss.


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Aesthete’s new videos are here.

I had thought that Joslyn did only one other nude scene, in an offbeat film called Her Composition (2015).

A talented, artistically stuck composition student starts seeing escort clients after failing to secure her scholarship. Struck with unexpected sounds during her sexual encounters, she turns them into music and the clients into her muse.


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However, the commenter called “uncle” knew of another – Driftwood (2016), another strange indie movie.

A young woman washes ashore and is taken in by a stranger. As she convalesces in his remote cabin, the relationship with her would-be savior tears down archaic ideas of patriarchy and gender roles still prevalent in modern society.


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Videos from Driftwood and Her Composition can be found here.

She was still acting as recently as 2022, but now seems to have transitioned entirely to writing.

Gilda Scarpetta nudity in Cut (2023)

Scoop, June 8, 2026 (11:12 am) ... no comments.

Drama from Argentina. Original title: Corte.

Vanesa kicks out cheating Joaco but they continue collaborating on a movie script. He grows irritable while she makes a short film to process their breakup, moving through rage and sadness to acceptance and self-discovery.


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Rebecka Harper in episode 3 of The Trio

Scoop, June 8, 2026 (11:01 am) ... no comments.

She’s a lovely woman, but there isn’t much to see in this episode.


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Previous episodes of this show.

Bhad Bhabie is cheeky

Scoop, June 8, 2026 (10:43 am) ... 1 comment.


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Scout Willis booty

Scoop, June 8, 2026 (10:40 am) ... no comments.


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American tennis player Sachia Vickery made headlines this week for her candid defense of her OnlyFans career

Scoop, June 8, 2026 (10:33 am)June 8, 2026 (10:34 am) ... no comments.

Here is an example of her content. Warning: You might tend to think it’s soft content, as is typical for celebrities. (Shannon Elizabeth, e.g.). Your thinking would be wrong. It’s much harder than you think. Some of it is explicit. If you’re in a public place, wait until you’re alone to click on that link.

Kristy Adams topless in Nameless (2026)

Scoop, June 7, 2026 (10:45 am)June 7, 2026 (10:46 am) ... 1 comment.

66-minute horror film with a micro budget. 3.4 at IMDb. It is available for free on TUBI.

Some travelers pull into a restaurant to stop and eat. Their waitress (Ginger Lynn) tells the story of Nameless, a killer who wears a burlap sack over his head (with Xs over the eyes) and kills people using his cleaver and barbed wire.


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Amaka Umeh naked in the season 3 premiere of Interview with the Vampire

Scoop, June 7, 2026 (6:49 am)June 22, 2026 (3:26 pm) ... no comments.

Is that interview still going on? That vampire is chattier than a character in a Kevin Smith movie.

The season directly adapts “The Vampire Lestat” the fan-favorite second novel in Anne Rice’s The Vampire Chronicles. It heavily features Lestat’s rock star era and includes vital characters from the source material

Amaka Umeh is a classicly trained actress who played Hamlet in the Stratford Festival a few years ago. Yes, she played Hamlet, not Ophelia, and yes, she is an African-Canadian woman. Surprisingly, she is not the first black, female Hamlet.

The first Black woman on record to play the titular role of Hamlet is British-African actress Zainab Jah. She made history portraying the Prince of Denmark in a groundbreaking, contemporary-political interpretation directed by Blanka Zizka at The Wilma Theater in Philadelphia from March to May 2015.

Amaka considers herself gender-fluid. Based on that and her appearance (muscular, very small breasts), I assumed she was a trans-gender woman, but I looked that up and I was wrong. She’s not “feminine” in the traditional sense, but is a biological female. She does seem to have a woman’s butt, as seen below, and she actually has a very feminine and sophisticated voice, as you might expect from a trained Shakespearian. She also seems to be exceptionally intelligent, based on the acute analysis and extensive vocabulary she demonstrates in interviews. She doesn’t talk like an actor, but more like a professor. The only other actors I have heard who can offer the same level of literary analysis off-the-cuff are Peter Weller and Armand Assante.


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This nudity is a return to form for the series. There was some nudity in season one, then almost none in season two.

Ya gotta love Betty Gilpin. She is game for anything.

Scoop, June 7, 2026 (5:17 am)June 7, 2026 (5:18 am) ... 4 comments.

Office Romance is the new romantic comedy with J-Lo and the grumpy guy from Ted Lasso.

IMDb: 6.1
Tomato Meter: 57%
Popcorn Meter: 52%

The premise: J-Lo plays a strict CEO who does everything by the book, including a rigid anti-fraternization policy for all employees. The conflict arises when she hires a sexy lawyer and starts fuckin’ him like there’s no tomorrow.

I didn’t watch the whole film because … see the plot summary above … and because in the limited time we are given on this sphere, there are really only so many tomorrows. If this is your kind of film, it’s probably not a bad one.

I did fast forward to this birth scene. Of course, this is just done with special effects for comic impact, but Betty, J-Lo, and Brett Goldstein really “delivered” this scene. The scene is not worth watching for the fake nudity (although the fact that they did it with a smooth camera pan was impressive), but it is worth watching for the laughs. Betty refused to “push” until J-Lo confessed that Goldstein fucked her brains out, which she did, in those exact words!

Betty Gilpin is a national treasure.


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