Category: Beauty

The only real problem is that she looks nothing like Kate Beckinsale.

I’m bullshittin’ ya’ll, of course, but honest to god I had no idea who this was until I read the text of this article.

But she is totally gorgeous at 50 years old, so I guess it’s all good. She looks better now than she did in 2019. Hmm. That’s when she started dating Peter Davidson, so Kate is like the Ponce de Leon of this millennium, and Pete Davidson’s semen is like the Fountain of Youth.

Speaking of Pete, that goofy-lookin’ fuck sure manages to score some primo dates.

There’s no nudity, but there’s something for us to note – she kept her teeth hidden and smiled with her mouth closed in almost every image in the gallery.

Sample:

She looks great!

We’ve often noted here with curiosity that such a rich and spectacularly beautiful woman never got the orthodontics she needed, but in the past she had seemed unconcerned (below).

A large gallery.

Sample:

And she’s not wearing much below the equator, either. It’s a bold strategy, Cotton! Let’s see how it worked out for her.

There is a very hi-def gallery here.

Johnny’s intro:

A significant drop-off in the number of movies made/released in 1989 so that means fewer movies that had something to cap in them. Like 1988, there are no movies that have extensive nudity, but the year does feature movies like Houseboat Horror, Sweetie and Afraid To Dance, which all have fairly decent nudity. Also a few movies which are very obscure including one, Closer and Closer Apart, that is impossible to find.

Johnny Moronic mentions that he couldn’t find anything on Closer and Closer Apart, but remembered seeing a collage from that film many years ago. It was 23 years ago, to be exact, and the collage was done by Johnny’s fellow Australian, Oz. I found it in the ultimate source of all celebrity nudity information, my back issues:

In order to find Johnny’s reviews of earlier years, just scroll down from the 1989 article.

In this case, the still captures below don’t give an accurate picture of the level of erotica in this film. It’s actually pretty damned hot. Check out this short clip.

J-Lo’s outfit for her evening at Giorgio Baldi

Link corrected

Very tame material, but she’s a major star, so …

There might be some more here. If not, it has been moved to the link above.