The only real problem is that she looks nothing like Kate Beckinsale.
I’m bullshittin’ ya’ll, of course, but honest to god I had no idea who this was until I read the text of this article.
But she is totally gorgeous at 50 years old, so I guess it’s all good. She looks better now than she did in 2019. Hmm. That’s when she started dating Peter Davidson, so Kate is like the Ponce de Leon of this millennium, and Pete Davidson’s semen is like the Fountain of Youth.
Speaking of Pete, that goofy-lookin’ fuck sure manages to score some primo dates.

