Candice Swanepoel see-through at a swanky bullshit event

Here are three more episodes of the telenovela. Unfortunately, they were filmed during the great Brazilian light bulb shortage, and very little can be seen. It’s been hell for all of Brazil. Satellite images of South America at night show only darkness where Brazil should be, ala North Korea. The…

Sylvia Kristel, the original screen Emmanuelle, was nearing the end of her softcore days when she starred in this film. Although still attractive, she was no longer fresh-faced. She was also either out of shape or pregnant. The director made a special effort to shoot her in soft focus, behind…

Coincidentally, Gummiboot is a movie and Gummiboots are my favorite movie snacks. Like all the great gummi snacks, they were invented by Gunther Gummi. We owe him so much. I’m fuckin’ witcha, of course. Gummiboot just means “rubber raft” (or literally “rubber boat”). An American comedy about river rafting, Up…