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Lily-Rose Depp is a spiffy dresser

Scoop, October 28, 2024 (3:27 am) ... 1 comment.

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Britney shows more of her booty than usual

Scoop, October 27, 2024 (6:27 pm) ... 1 comment.


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Elon Musk was an illegal immigrant!

Scoop, October 27, 2024 (4:23 pm)October 27, 2024 (5:48 pm) ... 42 comments.

I think there’s a simple solution: confiscate all his illegally-built wealth and deport him back to South Africa. Have the officers from ICE put him in handcuffs and drive him to the airport in one of these contraptions:

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Kidding aside:

Musk has denied everything, despite a paper trail of court documents, company filings, testimony from a half-dozen associates, and Musk’s own e-mails.

As with Nixon, it’s always the lies and the cover-up that gets these guys in trouble. Tricky Dick could have said, “A bunch of bozos who thought they were helping me crossed way over the line into criminal activity, and they will be prosecuted. I knew nothing about their plans in advance, I condemn their actions, and I apologize to the American public that such deeds were done in my name. If any of my advisers or cabinet members knew about this, they will be dismissed, and the DOJ will prosecute them if appropriate.” The ol’ Trickster didn’t say that, got personally involved in the cover-up, and had to resign in disgrace to prevent impeachment, conviction, and being removed from the White House by an official escort.

Similarly, if Musk had just said “Yeah, I gamed the system for a few months,” the story would end right there. Who cares? So he’s a hypocrite about illegal immigrants since he was one? Big deal. We’re all hypocritical about some issue or another. Affects nothing. Embarrassing, but ultimately meaningless. People who like him will shrug. People who hate him will hate him a little more. I don’t like him or hate him, and I just don’t care about this at all. He could have told the truth, then ignored follow-up questions for about 24 hours, whereupon the news butcher-shop would have put something else in the grinder for us to digest.

Instead, he goes Full Nixon, serving up more raw meat for the punditsphere.

Oh, the lies! These guys just can’t help themselves, can they?

Selena Gomez as a busty blonde

Scoop, October 27, 2024 (3:35 pm) ... 1 comment.

I would not have expected it, but she looks great as a blonde!


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Rosalie Comby naked in La Derniere Douane (2020)

Scoop, October 27, 2024 (2:09 pm)October 28, 2024 (6:08 am) ... 1 comment.

The film begins with a quote from the focus of the Summarize Proust contest, the late, great Marcel Proust himself, or “Good Time Markie” as I like to call him, so you know it’s going to be more fun than a barrel of monkeys.

Even from the simplist, the most realistic point of view, the countries which we long for occupy, at any given moment, a far larger place in our actual life than the country in which we happen to be.

The film’s official description:

An update of the myth of Orpheus and Eurydice, between night train and seaside resort, in the form of a cinema poem in relief.

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It may be pretentious bullshit, but the nudity is, as they said in the old movies, just swell. It’s not quite the full monty, but maybe about a 97.3% monty.


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Defoe’s film clip is here

Louise Greggory topless in the premiere episode of Culte

Scoop, October 27, 2024 (1:49 pm) ... no comments.

In 2001, a French production team had less than four months to get a new show on the air: Loft Story, a French remake of the Big Brother format. In France, they are the first ones to produce a ‘reality TV’ show. Isabelle, a young television producer, discovers that she is about to get fired; her only salvation is to take the lead in this new show.

I think Louise Greggory is just playing an incidental character, but she certainly looks good with her shirt off.


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Defoe’s film clip is here

Various nude women in The Island (2023 short)

Scoop, October 27, 2024 (1:28 pm)October 27, 2024 (8:03 pm) ... no comments.

After travelling around the world, Nina and Mathieu arrive on an island to spend midsummer with friends. As nature and time slowly take their place, they have to confront the emptiness of desire.

As you can tell from the description above, it’s an art film. It’s in black and while, with essentially no dialogue. The six minutes that I watched seemed like hours. I thank whatever god there may be that Defoe watched this so I didn’t have to – and that’s despite non-stop nudity to look at! At the beginning of the clip I thought my player was broken because there was no movement. That scene makes a Tarkovsky movie seem as zippy as a Roadrunner cartoon.

IMDb says it is in English, but I can’t confirm that because I never heard any words, and all the actors are Estonian (I think).

Jessica Luostarinen

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Luna Karjakainen

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Nina Aboutajedyne

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Defoe’s film clip is here. The final portion of the clip features all three actresses and three dudes running stark naked through the woods and plunging in for a swim, celebrating midsummer like good pagans. (Speaking of Tarkovsky! That scene seems to be influenced by Tarkovsky’s B&W masterpiece, Andrei Rublev.) That portion of the clip moves at normal speed. In fact I wish it were a bit slower so I could capture it without motion blur. There is plenty of full body nudity, but it’s dark and difficult to see.

Ksenia Kandaurova and Viktoriya Maslova in the latest episode of Zhizn po Vyzovu (s3e10)

Scoop, October 27, 2024 (6:31 am) ... 1 comment.

This show is a dependable resource of beautiful Russian-speaking women.

This week’s beauties:

Ksenia Kandaurova

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Viktoriya Maslova

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Find previous episodes of this show here.

Rear nudity from Zoe Saldana in the latest episode of Lioness (s2e2)

Scoop, October 27, 2024 (5:08 am) ... 6 comments.


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“Creepy ‘glowing’ orange sack of self-cloning hermaphrodite slime hauled from river …”

Scoop, October 26, 2024 (9:50 am)October 26, 2024 (1:04 pm) ... 1 comment.

… just in time to make it to his rally.

Actuallly, it’s about a different creepy orange sack of slime:

These are animals that form a colony together: water bag Bryozoans.

The article includes a picture of the large invertebrate.

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