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The Taliban’s latest rule: women’s voices should not be heard in public

Scoop, September 4, 2024 (7:51 pm)September 4, 2024 (8:01 pm) ... no comments.

It is mandatory for a woman to veil her body at all times in public and a face covering is essential to avoid temptation and tempting others. Clothing should not be thin, tight or short. Women are also obliged to cover themselves completely in front of non-Muslims (including non-Muslim females) to avoid being corrupted. A woman’s voice is deemed intimate and so should not be heard singing, reciting, or reading aloud in public. It is forbidden for women to look at men they are not related to by blood or marriage and vice versa.

Two thoughts:

1. Is there any way we can make Katy Perry our ambassador to Afghanistan?

2. Hey, forget the Federalist Society. I think we’ve found a better source for Trump’s next Supreme Court nominees.

Lily-Rose Depp’s mom seems fit

Scoop, September 4, 2024 (7:33 pm)September 4, 2024 (11:13 pm) ... 4 comments.

Or maybe “seemed fit,” since these paparazzi pics of Vanessa Paradis were taken on Mykonos in 2015. It’s still an excellent level of fitness, given that she was 43 at the time.

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Bella Thorne bikini shoot

Scoop, September 4, 2024 (7:25 pm)September 4, 2024 (7:27 pm) ... no comments.

The article accompanying these pics implies that Bella has given up on Only Fans. If I’m interpreting that correctly, it is news to me.

Paris Hilton strips down to hawk some bullshit or another

Scoop, September 4, 2024 (7:18 pm) ... no comments.

Paris Hilton turns up the heat in sizzling lingerie as she poses for Greg Williams in a provocative shoot for Agent Provocateur’s 30th anniversary.

Nathalie Emmanuel in Venice

Scoop, September 4, 2024 (7:14 pm) ... 2 comments.

Nathalie Emmanuel’s boobs looking very nice in a deep plunging dress while she’s attending the Armani Beauty dinner at the 81st Venice International Film Festival! Nice of her to show them off again. I feel like she’s mostly been covered up since she left Game of Thrones and had us all hypnotized with those nude scenes.

Beautiful woman. I’m not lovin’ the nose ring.

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Valeri Zoidova topless in s2e5 of What does a woman do, if …

Scoop, September 3, 2024 (10:01 pm)September 3, 2024 (11:55 pm) ... 1 comment.

Original title: Что делать женщине, если …


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She is also topless in episode 4

She is also topless in episode 2

Lina Camelia Lumbroso in Caracas (2024)

Scoop, September 3, 2024 (9:50 pm) ... no comments.

A well-known Neapolitan writer returns to his hometown after a long absence and encounters an old friend known as Caracas. Caracas, once a neo-fascist skinhead, is now converting to Islam.


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Cansu Türedi topless in The Funeral (2023)

Scoop, September 3, 2024 (9:35 pm)September 4, 2024 (4:58 am) ... no comments.

Once again, Turkish cinema seems to be liberalizing in its attitude toward nudity.

Cemal drives a hearse for a living. He’s entrusted with secretly carrying the body of a young girl at the request of her family. One night, he hears strange groans from the back of the truck, even though the girl has no pulse.


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Caroline Vreeland is essentially naked

Scoop, September 3, 2024 (6:57 pm) ... no comments.

All the best stuff is uncovered

Rita Ora is at it again

Scoop, September 3, 2024 (6:35 pm) ... no comments.

Rita is not a fan of clothing in this latest gallery (or any other time).

She has been appearing semi-nude in public for so long that I’m tempted to think she’s much older than she is. It may seem like she’s been around since the beginning of time, but she’s only 33. She just got an early start.

She looks just as good as ever. Maybe better,

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